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Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

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But I'm real and I'm perfect PMSL


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Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

Don't Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
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You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
- Edgar A. Guest
 
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Tania Admin

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

Don't Quit

When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit.
- Edgar A. Guest

And to all my doubters "I don't give a SHIT!"

Sorry I couldn't help but add that :)
 

Rochelle

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Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

.....just a few short ones:

"You can avoid reality but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality." (Ayn Rand)

"Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein)

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield it." (Oscar Wilde)


R.xxxxxxx

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." (George B Shaw)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." (Sharon Stone)

"How wrong is it for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself." (Anais Nin)
 
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scarlett

Re: A joke for everyone...

Since we're on the topic of humour :Q 'what do you call a prostitute's baby?' . . .
A 'a brothel sprout'
 
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DAVE1982

Re: A joke for everyone...

there were two prostitutes standing on the corner: a police car drives past and one says to the other have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? The other one says no but I've been swung around by the tits before!
 

Endymion

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..ere's a few...
Graffiti on pub toilet door in London; "I'm 10 inches long and 4 inches wide..phonexxxxx" Scrawled underneath, someone had added "I'm very interested- how big is your cock?"
...and another "My mother made me a homosexual". The wit had writ "If I give her the wool, will she make me one?"
...and more simply "Who is Armitage and what is shanking?"
 

SAO26.2

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Two potatoes are standing on a street corner. How can you tell which one's the prostitute?
The one that says "Idaho"
 

DDxoxo

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Re: A joke for everyone...

Scottish guy goes into a pet shop & asks the shopkeeper for a Goldfish...
The shop keeper asked if he wanted an aquarium ?
Then Scottish guy replied, "I don't care what star sign it is, as long as it is a Goldfish!"

* Have we fed the fish today at Langtrees????
 
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primalhunger

Re: A joke for everyone...

A Bear meets a Rabbit in the forest and asks him, "Do you find that crap sticks to your fur?" The Rabbit replies, "no, not really.'
The bear then grabs the Rabbit and wipes his arse with him.
 

sparrow

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Re: My First Visit to Langtrees

hey harry whats the go with with driving clients home ? is this a free service or how much does it cost.I assumed u were only a driver for the ladies.
 

Rochelle

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Re: My First Visit to Langtrees

Cool.....so we clarified the confusion......your sexy mystery lady is Adriana :)

R.xxxxxx
 

svengali

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Not to be confused with Asiatic "Adrianna" who is one of my favourite Xotica ladies and has the same long black hair.
 

naughtish

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Driving clients home I get 99% positive reviews similar to naughtish's. I drove a young man home last week early in the morning after seeing two girls in the room, nearly had to put him in restraints he was so stoked, a great part of my job.
I hope you make a return trip naughtish

I will definitely Harry..
 
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Re: My First Visit to Langtrees

Sparrow, its abt same as a cab but no added fees and cheaper, we can do picks ups and drop offs if possible with reception just depends how busy we are and if we can do a return trip in 40mins or so. All drivers here are good and discreet. I have a regular client who uses the service and he is stoked. I used to have a couple do the same last time I was here.

Naughtish say a g'day next time you're in I'm SUN to THURS 8pm - 5am.
 
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AlexandraSilk

Re: A joke for everyone...

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg."
 
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Gentleman

Re: A joke for everyone...

Osama Bin Laden was arrested in New Zealand for having sex with a sheep. When he was in court he was asked to explain why he did it. He said it's Islam and he's not going to share it with anyone.
 
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Gentleman

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Three ladies of the night were discussing the clients they had seen that evening. The first one said mine must have been an architect because he had me in all sorts of angles and positions. The second one said mine must have been a sparky because he was electrifying. The third said mine must have been a farmer because he said that it was too dry then too wet then he complained about the price.
 
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Gentleman

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Why do women have thighs? So they can guide the young guys in!
 

Happy2

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There once was a successful farmer who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the farm and make a go of it, but she knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a farm hand. A man applied for the job and was hired. He turned out to be fantastic worker, worked long hard hours every day and knew a lot about farming. For weeks the two of them worked, and the farm was doing really well. Then one day the farmer's wife said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the farm looks great, you should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand agreed readily, and Saturday night went to town. However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand, two-thirty, in came the hired hand. The farmer's wife was sitting by the fireplace and quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she asked.
"Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He did.
"Now take off my skirt." He did.
"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as she asked.
"Now," she said, "Take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down.

Then she looked at him and said, "Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again!"
 
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Jazzmine

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For those who have questioned my accent, now you can understand. Might need glasses to read it !! :icon_tong:icon_tong
 

Happy2

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You had the Fush jazzmine But you cant have Fush without Chups
Now could you help with one thing If chups are chips what happens when a child wants a Chup a Chup
 
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Jazzmine

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You had the Fush jazzmine But you cant have Fush without Chups
Now could you help with one thing If chups are chips what happens when a child wants a Chup a Chup

A kid wants a Chupa Chup--

I'd say 'A Cud wants a Chuba Chub'
 
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karina

Re: JOKES!!!

YAY!! I LOVE JOKES!!!!
*Why is a woman's waist called a waist??
*Cause they could have easily fit another pair of tits in there!!!! :laughing3
 
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