Careful Comrade'The Church of the Final Days, Est. 1970' -- sounds like Henry Kane established his church a bit prematurely, then when the end times failed to materialise, went into farming instead. After all, that's the easiest job in the world -- just kick back till stuff grows out of the ground and while away your time snoozing and muttering meaningless drivel on sex forums. Amirite?
But I see plenty who can push paper better than you