There once was a successful farmer who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the farm and make a go of it, but she knew very little about farming, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a farm hand. A man applied for the job and was hired. He turned out to be fantastic worker, worked long hard hours every day and knew a lot about farming. For weeks the two of them worked, and the farm was doing really well. Then one day the farmer's wife said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the farm looks great, you should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand agreed readily, and Saturday night went to town. However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand, two-thirty, in came the hired hand. The farmer's wife was sitting by the fireplace and quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she asked.
"Now take off my boots." He did so, slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He did.
"Now take off my skirt." He did.
"Now take off my bra." Again with trembling hands he did as she asked.
"Now," she said, "Take off my panties." He slowly pulled them down.
Then she looked at him and said, "Don't you ever wear my clothes to town again!"