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[ecchimiki]

Re: Oh My God! You've Got To Read This Article From 1955!!!

"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him."

Because hubby likes nothing more than coming home to find his wife turned bisexual and is making out with the neighbour's wife.

 

[Happy2]

Re: Oh My God! You've Got To Read This Article From 1955!!!

"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him."

Because hubby likes nothing more than coming home to find his wife turned bisexual and is making out with the neighbour's wife.

Interesting point of view ecchimiki
But when did "Gay"get hijacked/ adoptedby the homosexual community

 

[Victoria]

Re: 69 Sex Facts: Interesting, Odd & Funny!

not really get the number 6?????? mmmmmmm indonesia????? bit harsshhhhhh:

 

[homer]

Re: 69 Sex Facts: Interesting, Odd & Funny!

I think no.6 only applies to Muslims. There are many ethnic groups in Indonesia.

 

[Nicole Isnorty]

Re: JOKES!!!

ha ha ha ! nice one :ky:

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Just For Kicks And Giggles Thread!

According to the Newton dictionary the longest word in the world is:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon…

Wow! That's a mouthful! ;-)

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

According to a British law passed in 1845, suicide is a very serious crime!
The recorded punishment, (should you happen to get to that point) is a sentence of death by hanging...

Oh...The irony!

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

Baby tiger sharks fight each other in the womb!
The winner will be able to be born alive, which is always preferable...


Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

You can never lick your elbow with your tongue...

Now, I'm sure you're trying to do that very thing right now aren't you!?!
Anything to prove me wrong, huh? Well...now you know, I'm right!
Lol! And you just looked really silly! Lmao!

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

“Sixth Sick Sheik's Sixth Sheep's Sick” is one of the hardest sentences to pronounce in the English language.
...and possibly one which makes the least amount of sense too!?!


Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

Right-Handers live an average of 9 more years than Left-Handers.
I'm not sure about ambidextrous, perhaps 4.5 years longer than a lefty or less than a righty...?
The lower life span average for left handers, might have something to do with the fact that over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people! ...A conspiracy?!? Lol!

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

A cat can produce over 100 types of sounds, but a dog can only produce up to 10.

Does this finally prove once and for all that a pussy is much more adaptable, has more ability & an overall 'smarter choice'...?
As if that was ever questionable!?!

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

The names of Popeye's four nephews are:
*Pipeye
*Peepeye
*Pupeye
*Worst Of All...Poopeye!

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

It's illegal to drink beer out of a BUCKET while you're sitting on a CURB in St Louis!

It just makes the mind boggle to think why they had to introduce such a specific law, doesn't it?!?
There must have been an epidemic of 'Curb Sitters', drinking Beer out of Buckets in St Louis at some point...?

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Just For Kicks And Giggles Thread!

Taphephobia
is the fear of being buried alive!

I think it's safe to say that most people would suffer from that particular phobia...?
I'm certainly chronic with it!!!

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

The Electric Chair was invented by a Dentist!

Make sure you give the chair a thorough inspection next time you visit the dentist... Like it wasn't already a traumatic experience!

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Just For Kicks And Giggles Thread!

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: He Said, Then She Said... Funny Quotes!

It's against the law to pawn your DENTURES in Las Vegas!

Once again....they needed to make this a law!!! The porn shops must have been devastated!

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Just For Kicks And Giggles Thread!

Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!
But...when you think about the poor guy that had the job to count them...?!?

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.

Albert Einstein

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

There are no good girls gone wrong – just bad girls found out.

Mae West

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, How to act like a lady, How to think like a man, And how to work like a dog.

Author Unknown

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

God...this is me to a T! It actually took me back a bit when I read it...!

Author Unknown

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

This one rings a few bells too...?

Author Unknown

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

Author Unknown

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

Author Unknown

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about...

Lisa
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[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

'When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place!'

 

[Langtrees VIP Perth 2]

Re: Quotes That Make You Laugh, Cry, Your Heart Faster Or Give You That Crinkle On The Forehead...

"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

OR...

(...PSST...Pick this one!)

Lisa
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