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A. An Itchy Witchy
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Farm Boy
And if the discomfort of her unfortunate condition should make this witch hard to get along with.
Bitchy Itchy Witchy.
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....and if that discomfort was computer related.....
Bitchy Itchy Witchy Glitchy......
sexynorm
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Saucy Limericks
I have always enjoyed a good limerick...here are a few to kick it off, I hope you all have more to share.
There was a young man from Bombay who moulded a c*nt out of clay, but the heat frrom his prick turned the clay into brick and wore all his foreskin away!
There was a young girl from West Hants, whilst on a bus went into a trance, 27 f*cked her, including the conductor and the driver came in his pants!
A chinaman was sailing his junk, whilst dreaming of Venus he played with his penis and floated away in his spunk!
I have always enjoyed a good limerick...here are a few to kick it off, I hope you all have more to share.
There was a young man from Bombay who moulded a c*nt out of clay, but the heat frrom his prick turned the clay into brick and wore all his foreskin away!
There was a young girl from West Hants, whilst on a bus went into a trance, 27 f*cked her, including the conductor and the driver came in his pants!
A chinaman was sailing his junk, whilst dreaming of Venus he played with his penis and floated away in his spunk!
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Ava Valentine
Re: Saucy Limericks
There once was a man from Kentucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped cum off his chin,
"If my ear was a c*nt I would f*ck it".
Naughty! But great! xxxx
There once was a man from Kentucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped cum off his chin,
"If my ear was a c*nt I would f*ck it".
Naughty! But great! xxxx
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Siren
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Re: Saucy Limericks
These are great keep them going.
These are great keep them going.
Soggyonehundred
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Re: Saucy Limericks
Superstitious and poor Mrs Tunney
had a habit both curious and funny
She would wad up a buck
In her c#nt here she would f#ck
so her husband could come into money
Superstitious and poor Mrs Tunney
had a habit both curious and funny
She would wad up a buck
In her c#nt here she would f#ck
so her husband could come into money
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Farm Boy
Re: Saucy Limericks
There was a young whore named Pru
who covered her vagina with glue .
She said with a grin.
If they pay to get in.
They pay to get out of it too.
There was a young whore named Pru
who covered her vagina with glue .
She said with a grin.
If they pay to get in.
They pay to get out of it too.
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Re: Saucy Limericks
Yes ma'am
Poor lonely fellow, he never meant harm,
But his penis, long and thick as an arm;
All women screamed "Freak!",
But his cows could not speak,
Thus I never drink milk from his farm.
Yes ma'am
Poor lonely fellow, he never meant harm,
But his penis, long and thick as an arm;
All women screamed "Freak!",
But his cows could not speak,
Thus I never drink milk from his farm.
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Vixashortii
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Haha these are all hilarious
Haha these are all hilarious
Miss Delights
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Re: Saucy Limericks
'When I was a little girl,
I had a little thing.
And every night I used to stick,
my little finger in.
But now my things much older,
and it has lost it's charm.
So now it takes my whole fist, and half my fucking arm'.
'When I was a little girl,
I had a little thing.
And every night I used to stick,
my little finger in.
But now my things much older,
and it has lost it's charm.
So now it takes my whole fist, and half my fucking arm'.
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Re: Saucy Limericks
he standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic (ta-TUM-ta)[dubious – discuss].
However, from a rhythmic point of view, lines 1, 2 and 5 have a silent accent at the end, making 4 accents per line. Lines 3 and 4 combined also have 4 accents, making four lines with an overall total of 16 accents (i.e. foot tapping "beats" ). This is why limericks can be sung to sixteen bars of 3/4 music. Reading, or reciting, naturally follows the faster rhythm of 6/8 time, making eight bars of two triplets per bar. A triplet represents a "foot" of 3 syllables.
Example
The limerick* packs laughs anatomical *(pronounced "lim'rick" to preserve meter)
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
he standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables. The defining "foot" of a limerick's meter is usually the anapaest, (ta-ta-TUM), but limericks can also be considered amphibrachic (ta-TUM-ta)[dubious – discuss].
However, from a rhythmic point of view, lines 1, 2 and 5 have a silent accent at the end, making 4 accents per line. Lines 3 and 4 combined also have 4 accents, making four lines with an overall total of 16 accents (i.e. foot tapping "beats" ). This is why limericks can be sung to sixteen bars of 3/4 music. Reading, or reciting, naturally follows the faster rhythm of 6/8 time, making eight bars of two triplets per bar. A triplet represents a "foot" of 3 syllables.
Example
The limerick* packs laughs anatomical *(pronounced "lim'rick" to preserve meter)
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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Farm Boy
Re: Saucy Limericks
There was a ranga named Julia.
When overcome with hyperbulia
Cried out Rudd
Your names mud
And munching earwax is peculiar.
There was a ranga named Julia.
When overcome with hyperbulia
Cried out Rudd
Your names mud
And munching earwax is peculiar.
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Perth boy
Sorry, I had this emailed to me today and thought this would be appropriate to post hear.
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute.. "do you know who the father is?"
"For goodness sakes ,if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
Well it gave me a giggle.
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute.. "do you know who the father is?"
"For goodness sakes ,if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"
Well it gave me a giggle.
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Kimnd of reminds me when a junior used to annoy me too much at work, I`ld simply pass him the white pages and wish him luck in finding his real father...
Of course I also explained it was with no disrepect to his mum.
Of course I also explained it was with no disrepect to his mum.
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Drago
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Nice ones, some are really, love it.
Nice ones, some are really, love it.
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Love it Tiger.........
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