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mikejoy
nothing like good toliet humour???
good ones
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good ones
keepin cuming
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PinkPoodle
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her, and saw the drunks buddy, Pete, and the girlfriend entwined on the back seat.
The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.
The drunk staggered outside to the car , saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled,
"He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her, and saw the drunks buddy, Pete, and the girlfriend entwined on the back seat.
The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.
The drunk staggered outside to the car , saw Pete and his girlfriend entwined, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That damned Pete!" the drunk chortled,
"He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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PinkPoodle
Screwed
This guy goes into a brothel and says to the Madam,
"I want to get screwed."
The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door.
The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it and says,
"I really want to get screwed, bad!"
A very sexy voice replies,
"Just slide $20 under the door."
So the man slides $20 under the door and waits.....Nothing Happens!
He Knocks on the door again and yells out,
"I want to get screwed!"
The sexy voice behind the door answers, "Again?"
This guy goes into a brothel and says to the Madam,
"I want to get screwed."
The Madam tells him to go up to room #12 and knock on the door.
The guy walks up to the door, knocks on it and says,
"I really want to get screwed, bad!"
A very sexy voice replies,
"Just slide $20 under the door."
So the man slides $20 under the door and waits.....Nothing Happens!
He Knocks on the door again and yells out,
"I want to get screwed!"
The sexy voice behind the door answers, "Again?"
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PinkPoodle
Harassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells very nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes to her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says,
"What's wrong with the co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget!"
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells very nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes to her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
The supervisor is puzzled by this and says,
"What's wrong with the co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "He's a midget!"
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PinkPoodle
Two 90 Year Olds
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman,
"Well, Tonight is the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself,
"My God, If I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself,
"My God, If I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman,
"Well, Tonight is the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself,
"My God, If I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself,
"My God, If I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
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PinkPoodle
The Bald Man
A bald man with one leg wanted to go to a fancy dress party but he didn't know what to go as.
He wrote to the fancy dress company and asked for a recommendation.
The reply came back saying that he could go as a monk because of his bald head.
He replied angrily saying that they were just being rude about his bald head.
The company apologized and wrote back saying that he could go as a pirate, as his bald head could be covered by the hat and his wooden leg would complement the outfit.
He replied angrily saying they were just being rude about his wooden leg.
A few days later he received a parcel with a note.
In the parcel was a pot of sticky toffee and a note that said,
"Smear the toffee over your head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple."
A bald man with one leg wanted to go to a fancy dress party but he didn't know what to go as.
He wrote to the fancy dress company and asked for a recommendation.
The reply came back saying that he could go as a monk because of his bald head.
He replied angrily saying that they were just being rude about his bald head.
The company apologized and wrote back saying that he could go as a pirate, as his bald head could be covered by the hat and his wooden leg would complement the outfit.
He replied angrily saying they were just being rude about his wooden leg.
A few days later he received a parcel with a note.
In the parcel was a pot of sticky toffee and a note that said,
"Smear the toffee over your head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple."
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PinkPoodle
John Flapps
The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town.
One day he was walking down High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.
The reverend wasn't happy. He walked into the pub and sat down next to the woman.
"Mrs Fitzgerald," he said sternly,
"This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.
The reverend realised that she had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her and they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.
After rolling around for a few minutes, the reverend ended up on top of Mrs Fitzgerald with her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The barman looked over and said, "Oi, Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub."
The reverend looked up and said, ''But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps!"
The barman nodded and said, "Oh Well, If you are that far in, you might as well finish."
The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town.
One day he was walking down High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pub drinking beer.
The reverend wasn't happy. He walked into the pub and sat down next to the woman.
"Mrs Fitzgerald," he said sternly,
"This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?"
"Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk.
When Mrs Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth.
The reverend realised that she had far too much to drink and grabbed her arms to steady her and they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor.
After rolling around for a few minutes, the reverend ended up on top of Mrs Fitzgerald with her skirt hiked up to her waist.
The barman looked over and said, "Oi, Mate, we won't have any of that carrying on in this pub."
The reverend looked up and said, ''But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Flapps!"
The barman nodded and said, "Oh Well, If you are that far in, you might as well finish."
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Vyxxxn
Knew I had this somewhere....
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Vyxxxn
Getting Older
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm "older" (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5. If all is not lost, where is it?
6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
9. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.
Ten Advantages Of Growing Older
1. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
2. Kidnappers ignore you.
3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.
4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.
5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.
8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.
9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first.
10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Old Is When:
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
A gorgeous babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
Senior Party Games
Sag, You're it
Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
Kick the bucket
Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over
Simon says something incoherent
Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
Musical recliners
Now that I'm "older" (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5. If all is not lost, where is it?
6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
9. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.
Ten Advantages Of Growing Older
1. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
2. Kidnappers ignore you.
3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.
4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.
5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
6. Your eyes won't get much worse.
7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.
8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.
9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first.
10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Old Is When:
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
A gorgeous babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
Senior Party Games
Sag, You're it
Pin the Toupee on the bald guy
Kick the bucket
Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over
Simon says something incoherent
Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
Musical recliners
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Oscar
Really good chuckle out of those,Thanks! :hello:
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cutensexy
well we can laff now!!!!!!!!!!
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hilly
old-funnies--lol
Not sure that I should be worried or not--lol
thank goodness I can still reach my toes-
without falling over--ha ha .
like a grandfather clock needs winding every
30 days or so --lol
maybe il get some batteries and kick start myself
----ahhh--- the funnies crack me up---- :laughing1
----- hilly-------
Not sure that I should be worried or not--lol
thank goodness I can still reach my toes-
without falling over--ha ha .
like a grandfather clock needs winding every
30 days or so --lol
maybe il get some batteries and kick start myself
----ahhh--- the funnies crack me up---- :laughing1
----- hilly-------
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PinkPoodle
20 Mental Patients
After stopping for drinks at a bar, a bus driver found that 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting escaped.
Not wanting to admit to his incompetence, the driver went to the nearest bus-stop and offered everyone a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.
The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
After stopping for drinks at a bar, a bus driver found that 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting escaped.
Not wanting to admit to his incompetence, the driver went to the nearest bus-stop and offered everyone a free ride.
He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies.
The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days.
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PinkPoodle
Sex-Little & large
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him.
"How in the hell do the two of you have sex?"
The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."
His friend says, "You know, that doesn't sound too bad."
The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off, only I got somebody to talk too."
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him.
"How in the hell do the two of you have sex?"
The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."
His friend says, "You know, that doesn't sound too bad."
The big guy says, "Well, it's kind of like jerking off, only I got somebody to talk too."
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PinkPoodle
Devoted Sons
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what each had done to benefit their aging mother.
"Well," said the 1st one, "I bought mum a huge house in Beverly Hills."
"I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full time driver for her," said the 2nd.
"I've got you both beat," said the 3rd, "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any bible verse you tell it too."
A little later, the mother sent a thank you letter to all three sons.
"Gerald, the house you bought was too big, I only live in one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Milton, The car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I am too old."
"But, Robert, You know exactly what I like. The Chicken was delicious."
Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what each had done to benefit their aging mother.
"Well," said the 1st one, "I bought mum a huge house in Beverly Hills."
"I bought her a Mercedes and hired a full time driver for her," said the 2nd.
"I've got you both beat," said the 3rd, "I bought her a miraculous parrot that can recite any bible verse you tell it too."
A little later, the mother sent a thank you letter to all three sons.
"Gerald, the house you bought was too big, I only live in one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Milton, The car is useless because I don't go anywhere because I am too old."
"But, Robert, You know exactly what I like. The Chicken was delicious."
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PinkPoodle
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles bar he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, but in a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and in four days she became his Stepmother.
Going to a singles bar he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, but in a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and in four days she became his Stepmother.
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PinkPoodle
Ugly Woman
A drunk is staggering down the street after having a few too many when he was confronted by an ugly woman who abused him for being in such a disgraceful state.
They argued for a while and the woman says,
"You are a disgraceful, poor excuse for a man and you should be totally ashamed."
The drunk looked at her with a big grin on his face and said,
"At least I will be sober in the morning."
A drunk is staggering down the street after having a few too many when he was confronted by an ugly woman who abused him for being in such a disgraceful state.
They argued for a while and the woman says,
"You are a disgraceful, poor excuse for a man and you should be totally ashamed."
The drunk looked at her with a big grin on his face and said,
"At least I will be sober in the morning."
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PinkPoodle
Boudreaux decided to buy Marie a new car for her burtday.
They shopped and shopped. Finally, Marie, she done fine one she like, but before signing the papers, Marie looked at dat car one mo' time.
Suddenly, she bristled up and walked away, saying she don't want dat car. She wouldn't even talk'bout it.
On the way home, Boudreaux, he say, "Marie, I taut yew like dat car. What is dat done changed yo' mon cher?"
"I don't want any car wit XL on it," Marie answered.
"It's bad enuff havin dat on my underwear."
They shopped and shopped. Finally, Marie, she done fine one she like, but before signing the papers, Marie looked at dat car one mo' time.
Suddenly, she bristled up and walked away, saying she don't want dat car. She wouldn't even talk'bout it.
On the way home, Boudreaux, he say, "Marie, I taut yew like dat car. What is dat done changed yo' mon cher?"
"I don't want any car wit XL on it," Marie answered.
"It's bad enuff havin dat on my underwear."
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PinkPoodle
Did you hear about that guy in Paris who almost got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre?
After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
He replied, "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
After planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
He replied, "Monsieur, I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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Vyxxxn
What Men Really Mean
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in
my hand, while the fish swim by in
complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance
at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead
over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over
the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some
pretty darn soon."
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing.
It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands,
so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I
can fake it well enough so that you don't
spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me,
and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit,
I'm starving already."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."Means: "I make the mess, she cleans it up."
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop',
the address of the first girl I ever kissed,
and the vehicle identification numbers
of every car I've ever owned,
but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU,
AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner
was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb,
it will bleed to death before
I admit that I'm hurt."
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in
my hand, while the fish swim by in
complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance
at all of making it logical".
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU.
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead
over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over
the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some
pretty darn soon."
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing.
It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands,
so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you
just said, and am hoping desperately that I
can fake it well enough so that you don't
spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me,
and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit,
I'm starving already."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."Means: "I make the mess, she cleans it up."
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop',
the address of the first girl I ever kissed,
and the vehicle identification numbers
of every car I've ever owned,
but I forgot your birthday."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU,
AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner
was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF,
IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb,
it will bleed to death before
I admit that I'm hurt."
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miko
Difference between oral and anal sex
Heard this the other day, not sure if you have heard it before but here it goes anyway:
What is the difference between oral and anal sex ?
Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak !
Miko.
Heard this the other day, not sure if you have heard it before but here it goes anyway:
What is the difference between oral and anal sex ?
Oral sex makes your whole day, anal sex makes your hole weak !
Miko.
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southwestozyguy
Unfair
hehehehehe This is sooooooo unfair
hey Vyxxxn how is that you women can read us but we mere mortal men havent a clue what your thinking and then when we think we may have you sussed you change direction.
bugger bugger bugger
Mind you I for one like the challenge
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is that it you like keeping us on our toes lol
hehehehehe This is sooooooo unfair
hey Vyxxxn how is that you women can read us but we mere mortal men havent a clue what your thinking and then when we think we may have you sussed you change direction.
bugger bugger bugger
Mind you I for one like the challenge
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh is that it you like keeping us on our toes lol
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sally1
i agree with you oral yyyyyuuuuummmmmmm
anal no thanks thats exit only ha ha lol
oooooooouuuuchhh :angel1:
anal no thanks thats exit only ha ha lol
oooooooouuuuchhh :angel1:
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Vyxxxn
*Chuckle* 
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Vyxxxn
Hee hee
Showed a mate this linky lol, seems some of youse hadda lil impact on my "innocent" girlfriend lol.
I've had fun roaming around your "other site"......just the pics of that
young guy with the "big dong" LOL made it all worth while
...and that Serena.....she's such a dag.....fall on the floor laughing with
some of her comments!!
Bwahahahaha made me smile big lol, if ya readin this uno who u are & I will NEVER reveal ya identity, ya in safe hands here woman
Showed a mate this linky lol, seems some of youse hadda lil impact on my "innocent" girlfriend lol.
I've had fun roaming around your "other site"......just the pics of that
young guy with the "big dong" LOL made it all worth while
...and that Serena.....she's such a dag.....fall on the floor laughing with
some of her comments!!
Bwahahahaha made me smile big lol, if ya readin this uno who u are & I will NEVER reveal ya identity, ya in safe hands here woman
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Mary Anne PA
hmm... LOL.... better let ya'all know of a different meaning for 'dag' in case ya'all take it the wrong way.... ;D
In Victoria, or the eastern states a person who is cheeky, funny, a barrel of laughs etc, gets called a 'dag'. So I gather your friend is or was originally an eastern stater cos in Western Australia, they usually take offence if you call someone a dag. J
ust to set ya'all straight..lol... wouldn't want you think I was something hanging off a sheeps bum now would I? OMG.
Bit like when I say to someone, 'hey, you've had a bocker'.
HUH!!! is the usual reply.... you've had a haircut. Easterners call them bockers..lol
In Victoria, or the eastern states a person who is cheeky, funny, a barrel of laughs etc, gets called a 'dag'. So I gather your friend is or was originally an eastern stater cos in Western Australia, they usually take offence if you call someone a dag. J
ust to set ya'all straight..lol... wouldn't want you think I was something hanging off a sheeps bum now would I? OMG.
Bit like when I say to someone, 'hey, you've had a bocker'.
HUH!!! is the usual reply.... you've had a haircut. Easterners call them bockers..lol
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Vyxxxn
Yeh Serena close but not quite, just down the road in Adelaide she is, we both belong to a PS site & I just sent her this way recently...I didn't think dag was just limited over East eh as so many of me mates here say it & yeh I did know that which it is literally & no way could one think that of you lol, never hearda the term bocker though & I am an Eastener....guess Ive been over here much too long
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