Joke of the day

[richm]

How many surrealists does it take change a light bulb .... A fish.

 

[pause78]

Watching porn is like watching home improvement shows. I'd love to do what the guy on the TV is doing, I just don't have the same equipment!

 

[juddy]

 

[juddy]

 

[Pleasure Chick1]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

 

[snowlep@rd]

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

 

[lookinglong]

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Ali went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at Mosque in West Sydney


They were called "Bomb Jovi".


Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.


Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.


I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"


Well that was when the trouble started

 

[Madam Jacqui]

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[MrBig]

Ali went to see a Muslim tribute band last night at Mosque in West Sydney


They were called "Bomb Jovi".


Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.


Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.


I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"


Well that was when the trouble started

I was told to avoid discussing politics, religion and sex with the public.

For me to 'like' would be like adding fuel to c4.
Safer for me to talk about sex.

 

[plutorules]

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[Amanda Secrets]

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Iv always wondered why Psychic's needed door bells!

 

[Happy2]

Iv always wondered why Psychic's needed door bells!

Like the ad in the paper
Psychic wanted
Fabulous pay great hours
Call during business hours
You know the number

 

[Madam Jacqui]

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[madkat1977]

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Yes, it's a dangerous country. I had a dropbear fall on me once, luckily I was walking my pet croc which then ate the drop bear. Gotta love the northern territory.

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That's disturbing, wrong on so many levels, but love the humor.

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Thought it was going to be a proctologists appointment.

 

[Buk]

Yes, it's a dangerous country. I had a dropbear fall on me once, luckily I was walking my pet croc which then ate the drop bear. Gotta love the northern territory.

I know what you mean, as I tangled with a few gully monsters in Karratha. They always seemed to appear when I was walking home from the tavern and never when walking to tavern. Strange hey.

 

[Happy2]

I know what you mean, as I tangled with a few gully monsters in Karratha. They always seemed to appear when I was walking home from the tavern and never when walking to tavern. Strange hey.

If the stories are true it's not you the gully monsters are after But the pink elephants walking behind you buk

 

[Gobble_Doc]

I know what you mean, as I tangled with a few gully monsters in Karratha. They always seemed to appear when I was walking home from the tavern and never when walking to tavern. Strange hey.

I was walking home from the Karratha International one night with a couple of workmates. At one of the gully crossings 3 of us went in and I came out the other side by myself. I was damn lucky the gully monsters didn't get me too!
GD

 

[Buk]

I was walking home from the Karratha International one night with a couple of workmates. At one of the gully crossings 3 of us went in and I came out the other side by myself. I was damn lucky the gully monsters didn't get me too!
GD

We lived to tell the story Gobble_Doc. Great survivors!

 

[pause78]

I just learnt a new trick for my next visit to Langtrees!

 

[Madam Jacqui]

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[Madam Tracey]

This proverb sponsored by Kraft.

Know you know how they get it so smooth.​

 

[Madam Tracey]

This ad sponsered by the deaf society

 

[Madam Tracey]

Now where have I heard that before?

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[Happy2]

Now where have I heard that before?

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And I thought George and Teanne were friends Tracey
Well its over now

 

[Madam Tracey]

Without friends what have you got?​

 

[Madam Tracey]

And I thought George and Teanne were friends Tracey
Well its over now

George and Teanne are friends....Sillly boy!

 

[Happy2]

George and Teanne are friends....Sillly boy!

With friends like this who needs enemas

 

[Madam Tracey]

Don't get shitty with me....Funny Boy!

 

[lookinglong]

So true of the people I have to work with