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Amanda Secrets
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How many academics does it take to change a light bulb ?
None. That's what research students are for.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
NO MORE LIGHT BULBS I PROMISE LOL
None. That's what research students are for.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
NO MORE LIGHT BULBS I PROMISE LOL
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Amanda Secrets
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Man to sex shop worker - I wish to return my blow up doll as its defective
Sex shop worker - what is wrong with it sir
Man to sex shop worker - it keeps going down on me
Sex shop worker - There is normally an additional charge for that
Sex shop worker - what is wrong with it sir
Man to sex shop worker - it keeps going down on me
Sex shop worker - There is normally an additional charge for that
Amanda Secrets
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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
What do you call kinky sex with chocolates - S & M & M
What do you call kinky sex with chocolates - S & M & M
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I actually had to replace a light bulb yesterday. Had a devil of a time getting the old one out, almost seemed to have fused into the housing. This thread popped into my mind and I giggled. ("How many punters does it take to put in a light bulb? Never mind, the previous one hasn't pulled out yet.") The olds thought I must have cracked.
Amanda Secrets
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Ah you were having an enlightened moment thanks to the forum!!
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Your post would certainly would be candidate for a "Groan" rating.
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Amanda Secrets
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb - 2 ( just for you Mr Litttle 
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And he charges extra for giving a toss lol
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Q. What lengthens when Ada spreads to let a man inside her?How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb - 2 ( just for you Mr Litttle
A. Her name.
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How do you make a hanky dance?
Put a lil boogy in it!!!
Put a lil boogy in it!!!
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Q. What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi ?.
A. The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do.
A. The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but Abu Dhabi do.