Had an interesting experience some years ago when working in Shanghai for a few months.
I was sent to be an ‘Australian presence’ in the office in Shanghai for three months, where I got my nickname – supposed to mean ‘big man’, but I suspect means ‘stupid man’ or something similar.
After a few weeks the locals in the office kind of accepted me and one day invited me to join them for a ‘haircut’ on a Sat morning.
They took me to a local arcade where we entered a ‘barber shop’.
The receptionist asked for 140 Yuan (about $30Au) for a ‘Special haircut’ which I thought was a bit expensive, but went along with it and handed over the money.
An older lady led me through to a room with a 6’ mirror, a small table with scissors, electric clippers, etc. on it, a barber’s chair and a small chair in the corner next to a curtained off cubicle.
She handed me a terry towelling robe and asked me to leave all my clothes on the chair, then left the room.
I was confused, but why not ! So I duly left my clothes on the chair, donned the robe and sat in the barber’s chair.
After about 2 or 3 minutes a young, slim, pretty, Chinese girl with long black hair, wearing a white button up shirt, a short black skirt and an apron came in.
Without a word she picked up the electric clippers and approached me. I started talking (babbling) about ‘short on top and square cut across the back …, but she only smiled and started on my hair with the clippers.
I gave up and subsided into the chair.
After a couple of minutes she paused, took off the apron and then continued cutting.
A few minutes later she paused again and took off her shirt, then after a few more minutes, off came her skirt, then her bra and then her panties !
I was riveted to the chair, wondering if I could touch or what. But before I could work up the courage to do anything, she finished cutting, took my hand and led me to the curtained cubicle – which turned out to be a shower.
She ran the water, adjusted the hot and cold, took my robe and gently pushed me into the shower. Then she donned a plastic shower cap and followed me in.
She gestured me to kneel, and shampooed and rinsed my hair, then gestured for me to stand up. We soaped each other and rinsed. Then she knelt in front of me and gave me one of the best blow jobs of my life (with swallow).
Next she stepped out and picked up two towels – gave me one and started to dry me with the other. The clear implication was for me to dry her, which I did. The she offered me my clothes and as she turned to leave the room she said softly, “Next time 300Yuan, fuck” (about $60Au) then she was gone. The only thing she said the whole time !
Not exactly a punt, but memorable !
Yes, I did go back with 300Yuan.