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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Are you in Perth?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .
kinkyBastard said:
So was at a party last night, and was asked by af friend where or who he should contact to loose his cherry, he's 30, into people his age or older.

Hoping to steal some of your collected printing experiences.

Cheers for all the help
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so I lost my virginity some time ago, however I still have the wrapper it came in..... 😁
 
Plenty of weird punts in the last decade both good weird and bad……. Bumping into fellow punters in houses is always a giggle that awkward moment. People from punting groups knowing you have gone for a punt cause they recognise your motorbike lol that’s always a fun one….. I like those moments where you are not punting but see somebody going for a punt and think ‘wonder what service they are going to get…. Eg im sat here this morning in a GP’s whose windows look out on an AMP. I spot an old boy heading in for a massage and the first thing I think is he’s in for a good time I know who’s working today lol……
 
Not familiar with the area but have seen a few shops around the hotel work puts me up in. Currently away for work but will be very keen to unwind when I return. Don’t mind a mature lady and/or bigger bust. Please let me your recommendations..
 
This was just a weird legit massage in Berlin years ago. Me and my partner at the time had just come off a 2 week Contiki and checked into a 5star hotel in Berlin with an award winning Spa underground in the hotel.

My partner got the typical German bloke to massage her...while I waited and in tapped a 60yo blind man with a cane....yep...totally blind.

Thinking "ok his senses must be heightened and should Give a great massage. I spent an hour helping him find his oil bottle while being paddled and poked by his rough old boney hands. $200AUD later... I was dashing out of there quick smart
 
Depends where you’re staying, which hotel?
Plenty within walking distance of most places on Great Eastern Hway.
Relax Massage at 288 Great Eastern Hway, Fiona massage diagonally across the street.
Start with these 2 in my opinion.
 
Mine was in Adelaide in 1991. Went over to help a mate come back to wa . Been out drinking and smoking pot. Having a wonderful time around 12 at night needed to explore the local back streets. South Australia back then was like Queensland. Prostitution was a hiden game and a serious crime and do you think that coming from Kalgoorlie I would know this . Nope. Had no freaking idea. Well I got picked up by the local cops and they want to book my ass and boy oh boy did they get shity but after awhile I had them laughing so much that the Sargent said fuck off. They got me a taxi. So I jumped into the taxi an old Italian guy and I ask him the question. Do you know where I could find a good girl and he said yep. 15 minutes later I had know idea where I was but he stopped and said go up that door knock 3 times hard 2 soft . I did and a woman answered through the door and asked what I wanted I explained to her that I am from Kalgoorlie and I am looking for someone to play with. She opens the door puts me in a room shuts the door and locks it well I was just about to redlined when I hear foot steps and the door unlocks and this middle eastern type woman comes in closes the door and she says what do you want I tell her. $100. I go to hand her the money and she says put the money through the slot in the door . Not allowed to touch the money it's part of there policies okay I say . She says ok 30 minutes full service. Right now I am looking at this mumma and thinking what the fuck have I done. Well she shagged the living shit out of me she kept saying. Strong cock . Good cock. Well I said that I was just about to cum she jumped off ripped the comdom off and sucked like no tomorrow at the same time squeezing the living shit out of my cock and without say a fucking word jumped straight back on it released her grip and let me drop my load in her . Well I was dumb struck by this,, still pissed and stoned . Been terrorised by the local coppers . And now violated by this woman who by now has a full load dripping out of her and now she tells me that she husband is waiting for me outside. Fucking nightmare 😫. I have my pants on no jock's shirt half way on shoes under my arms I am out the door running up the road in absolutely terrorised by all this. I found a taxi and managed to remember the address of my mate . Straight in showered and washed my cock in every chemical I could find in the shower
Moth wash . Shampoo. Conditioner. Tooth paste. You name it I used it. In the morning my mate asked me if I had a good night. I told him this same story and it took him hours to stop laughing and pulling the piss out of me.
I have never been back to Adelaide. And I am still haunted by this. This is the first time I have told this since 1991.
Fucking South Australians
 
peartywerty said:
I'm disappointed in the assertion that customers of this message parlour are a threat to young women and families. I'm a visitor of AMPs and all I do is turn up, enter the venue, get a massage and then leave. I don't loiter and I have never seen any other customers causing problems.

I'm not familiar with the area of this particular AMP, but the article mentions there's a brothel right across the road and a pub next door. Surely there would be more of a threat from a drunken patron who has been on the beers all afternoon than from somebody who's spending a hour getting a massage.

However if customers are entering the private parking area to get circumvent official opening hours then that might pose a problem and if the person upstairs who can hear what's going on (what exactly can he hear?) then maybe he should address his complaint to the builder of the apartment complex for their substandard noise proofing.
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That's the problem with some apartment designs these days that incorporate retail/business on the lower level. Finbar seemed to have got the design down pat though - most of their apartment complexes have retail/business on the ground level, followed by the apartment parking over multiple levels before the actual apartments start, so if there was a business such as massage parlour located at one of their complexes they would have minimal disruption to any occupants of the complex.
 
sircurious said:
That's the problem with some apartment designs these days that incorporate retail/business on the lower level. Finbar seemed to have got the design down pat though - most of their apartment complexes have retail/business on the ground level, followed by the apartment parking over multiple levels before the actual apartments start, so if there was a business such as massage parlour located at one of their complexes they would have minimal disruption to any occupants of the complex.
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Its been approved -so the Fleet is safe... ;)
 
peartywerty said:
.” Sakura is directly across the road from the long-established Ada Rose brothel

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So the AMP is a problem to be bullied out of the area but a brothel isn't??? The rules behind what's allowable and not need to be update, the fact that this business is getting harassed like this for services provided is utter tripe. Of you really have an issue against consenting adults exchanging money for services why aren't you picketing the business that advertises these services that are claimed to be so had?!?


Ugggggh, do gooder hypocrites
 
So... I was out at Hillary's for a job this morning first thing ... and then had a quick window before a setup in Waneroo...
Before I start... and the why not Rose or Lily or the other one Thai starts...
- they like pre bookings
- prefer an hour slot
- I wouldn't waste thier time on a 30 minute rush..
They deserve better...
Anyway... I checked Google maps... nothing of interest between the 2 places... well plenty of massage places but legit ones or ones that close at 5... rarely got any extra from somewhere that runs 9 to 5...
So found Paradise Massage in Wangara ... fits the bill.. but .. I have no cash... quick sidetrack to the markets.. out of service... Google said there was one inside...went searching.. nothing .. asked they Said removed... damn..
More Google.. no ATM anywhere close... times up.. back to work...

So .. make sure you get the cash were you can and keep it safe as the banks are removing ATM's on the guise of we all use phones... load of rubbish and stinks of profiteering...

Be prepared..
 
jebradio said:
So... I was out at Hillary's for a job this morning first thing ... and then had a quick window before a setup in Waneroo...
Before I start... and the why not Rose or Lily or the other one Thai starts...
- they like pre bookings
- prefer an hour slot
- I wouldn't waste thier time on a 30 minute rush..
They deserve better...
Anyway... I checked Google maps... nothing of interest between the 2 places... well plenty of massage places but legit ones or ones that close at 5... rarely got any extra from somewhere that runs 9 to 5...
So found Paradise Massage in Wangara ... fits the bill.. but .. I have no cash... quick sidetrack to the markets.. out of service... Google said there was one inside...went searching.. nothing .. asked they Said removed... damn..
More Google.. no ATM anywhere close... times up.. back to work...

So .. make sure you get the cash were you can and keep it safe as the banks are removing ATM's on the guise of we all use phones... load of rubbish and stinks of profiteering...

Be prepared..
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Extra $5 on the massage price if you pay on card. Extras plus 10% if you pay on card 😉
Why 10% for extras? Because the boss gets none of the extras money and as it’s on the books has to pay tax on it, so add 10% to cover this.
 
jebradio said:
So... I was out at Hillary's for a job this morning first thing ... and then had a quick window before a setup in Waneroo...
Before I start... and the why not Rose or Lily or the other one Thai starts...
- they like pre bookings
- prefer an hour slot
- I wouldn't waste thier time on a 30 minute rush..
They deserve better...
Anyway... I checked Google maps... nothing of interest between the 2 places... well plenty of massage places but legit ones or ones that close at 5... rarely got any extra from somewhere that runs 9 to 5...
So found Paradise Massage in Wangara ... fits the bill.. but .. I have no cash... quick sidetrack to the markets.. out of service... Google said there was one inside...went searching.. nothing .. asked they Said removed... damn..
More Google.. no ATM anywhere close... times up.. back to work...

So .. make sure you get the cash were you can and keep it safe as the banks are removing ATM's on the guise of we all use phones... load of rubbish and stinks of profiteering...

Be prepared..
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Basically every service station has an atm though most charge 2.50 fee
Governments loving less and less cash out there. Cash... gimme gimme
 
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