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here's me thinking .. they always DINE IN ,, hehe
CraftyBear
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I made a lamb curry last night. Apparently they prefer grass.
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Heard about a guy who used Viagra he sneezed and poked himself in the eye.
indie2003uk
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Why don’t women go toilet after sex?
indie2003uk
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Have you ever tried opening up a. Geese toastie
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Lucky he did not say that to elvis
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Lives in Peppy Grove...
Cayla Cream
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How do you make a hanky dance?
Put a lil boogie in it.
Put a lil boogie in it.
Vicioustonez
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CraftyBear
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My gf got knocked out early in the World Fluffers Championship. She only made it to the semi's.
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Q: What has three eyes and three legs???
A: Three pirates.
A: Three pirates.
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CraftyBear
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I feel like such a goose today. Last night a friend asked me join a flash mob for his gf's birthday. When she walked in I was the only one with my dick out.
Jimmy long
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Have you heard of the new vaccine from Jamaica? It's called Rastavax, 1 shot is OK, 2 shots is better, and the more you have the less you think about Covid19
DickieWu
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...an oldie ... more than one line ...
"But you know what it is, Gus... You told me you met your wife 15 years ago on a motherfucking camping trip and that your wife was Puerto Rican. Your wife ain't no motherfucking Puerto Rican!"
I thought she wasn't from the first minute Gus 'cos I walk up and say "Hello It's good to meet you my name is Vernon."
And she said: "Hello, I'm Bunny. Gooney goo goo"
What the fuck does gooney goo goo mean Gus? I don't know what the fuck that shit is to this day. I thought I learned some new Spanish shit.
I went up to my friend: "Hey, Sanchez! Gooney goo goo!" And Sanchez says: "Get the fuck outta here!""
"But you know what it is, Gus... You told me you met your wife 15 years ago on a motherfucking camping trip and that your wife was Puerto Rican. Your wife ain't no motherfucking Puerto Rican!"
I thought she wasn't from the first minute Gus 'cos I walk up and say "Hello It's good to meet you my name is Vernon."
And she said: "Hello, I'm Bunny. Gooney goo goo"
What the fuck does gooney goo goo mean Gus? I don't know what the fuck that shit is to this day. I thought I learned some new Spanish shit.
I went up to my friend: "Hey, Sanchez! Gooney goo goo!" And Sanchez says: "Get the fuck outta here!""
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Why is sex like snow?
You never know how many inches you get and how long it lasts
You never know how many inches you get and how long it lasts
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I sat next to a lady on a plane who constantly sneezed. I said "Is everything ok?" concerned.
She informed me that she had a rare condition - that everytime she sneezed, she had an orgasm.
So I asked her - "Is there anything you can take for it?"
She replied
Pepper
She informed me that she had a rare condition - that everytime she sneezed, she had an orgasm.
So I asked her - "Is there anything you can take for it?"
She replied
Pepper
Jimmy long
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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Jimmy long
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New Newton's law: a penis at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon