Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state"?
I would have thought you're supposed to be fucked if there's a rubber involved.
I would have thought in both cases;
There's a sense of anticipation before you start, either a thrill or disappointment during, and afterwards you either wish it had have lasted longer, or shorter.
I enjoy vacationing in America especially New York, New York...... I was there just before the 2017 elections & my US mates thought it would be hilarious if Trump won! " Its only 4 years " they said
I don't think they are laughing now!