Some cartoons, bringing this back for a laugh

[lookinglong]

Not A chance

 

[CanCanz]

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Not A chance

best post ever!!!! hahaha

 

[lookinglong]

Pretty Obvious

 

[homer]

I did notice the oh my Godzilla in the yellow dress.

 

[lookinglong]

So True

 

[Assholimio]

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he is a fungi.

 

[lookinglong]

I didn't break it on purpose

 

[lookinglong]

Nope , Don't have anything like that at my work

 

[Lady Lillian]

A penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

1. Has to work hard.
2. Has to work at great depths.
3. Has to work upside down
4. Has no ventilation or air conditioned work environment
5. Has to work in a high humidity environment
6. Has to work at high temperatures.
7. Does not get weekends and holidays off.
8. Does not get time off after extra hours of work.

Managements reply!

1. Does not work 8 hours straight during any working period.
2. Does not immediately answer all requests.
3. Co-workers often unsatisfied by job performance.
4. After a short activity period, falls asleep.
5. Shows no evidence of fidelity at the workplace.
6. Works better alone than with others.
7. Does not work unless pushed from behind.
8. Does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work.
9. Sometimes Leaves work too early.

PROMOTION and RAISE is therefore DENIED. LOL

 

[lookinglong]

They sure do

 

[Sharaz]

I really enjoyed reading these jokes, keep them coming LOL

 

[lookinglong]

Doubt I can make

 

[AndyRew00]

Oldie but still a goodie......

 

[lookinglong]

What Cat ?

 

[lookinglong]

I hope it's tomorrow

 

[Iccicles]

My god - who is she - and where do i get one? lulz

 

[lookinglong]

Nice LightSaber

 

[Viktoria Richards]

 

[Viktoria Richards]

Buahahaha good one ;D

 

[Viktoria Richards]

 

[lookinglong]

100% Positively

 

[AndyRew00]

LOL reminds me of a story from long ago...lol

 

[AndyRew00]

Perspective...
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[AndyRew00]

Oooops....
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[AndyRew00]

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[Joe Ozzie]

A guy called 000 to report that he thought his wife was dead.

The 000 Operator asked why he thought this?

The guy responded...."Well, the sex is the same as always, but the dirty laundry and dishes are piling up."

 

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[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Welcome aboard
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[panther01]

Im starting to understand why Pokemon Go is so popular!

 

[mikemightberight]

How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.