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chibi

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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY SAFELY AT CHRISTMAS DINNER
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
21: Pull my bon-bon.
 

Sir Cruiser

Legend Member
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THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY SAFELY AT CHRISTMAS DINNER
1: I prefer breasts to legs.
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.
4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5: I've never seen a better spread!
6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet?
8: It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10: Don't play with your meat!
11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14: You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you put it in?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19: I'm so full; I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
21: Pull my bon-bon.

Bit worried about 19 :D
 

Gina Ling

Gold Member
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Rochelle

Forum & Langtrees.com Administrator
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Happy New Year for everybody. I know I am a day early and I can't blame it on German tradition (they are actually 7 hours behind us!!!!!!!!!) but it is my last night on the forum and at LT for 2014. So everybody have a great and fun night tomorrow. Stay safe and I will 'see' you all in 2015.
I am back at LT and on the forum on the 5th of January. Until then all the best and pop those Champagne corks tomorrow ;)

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ChelseaBloom

21 yo Sultry Vixen
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Happy New Year for everybody. I know I am a day early and I can't blame it on German tradition (they are actually 7 hours behind us!!!!!!!!!) but it is my last night on the forum and at LT for 2014. So everybody have a great and fun night tomorrow. Stay safe and I will 'see' you all in 2015.
I am back at LT and on the forum on the 5th of January. Until then all the best and pop those Champagne corks tomorrow ;)

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Tania Admin

To All Of You and Yours, Be Safe, Happy, Healthy and May Prosperity Flow In Abundance through out 2015 and Beyond. All my Love and Best Wishes, for Now and for Always.

✨HAPPY NEW YEAR
 

Rochelle

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just a few more weird/amazing facts......this time about the brain.........wonder why???????

a) when awake the human brain produces enough electricity to power a small light-bulb.
b) It's scientifically proven that even a small dose of Power changes how a person's brain operates and diminishes empathy.
c) The pathologist who made Einstein body's autopsy stole his brain and kept it in a jar for 20 years.
d) 60% of your brain is fat........hence dieting could force your brain to eat itself scientists say.
e) The brain releases so much dopamine during orgasms that a brain scan resembles that of someone on heroin.
f) Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia" is the scientific term for brain freeze


:D:D:D
 

Dallas

Legend Member
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1) A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years...........(lol not when you are working in the industry)
2) If you ate too many carrots, you would turn orange.............(lol been there done that)
3) Only Koalas and primates are the only animals with unique fingerprints...............(mmmmmmmm)
4) 250 people have fallen of the leaning tower of Pisa...........(autsch!!!!!!)
5) Right-handed people live on average 9 years longer than left-handed people...................(bugger).
6) It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown........(keep smiling, guys)
7) Eyes are always the same size from birth but nose and ears never stop growing..........(oh dear)
8) the fasted growing nail is on the middle finger............(haaaaa........not surprised)
9) Women blink nearly twice as much as men...........(wonder why....)
and 10) only one person in two billion will live to be 116 years or older.......(sigh......knowing my luck)



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I'm just wondering what would happen to a 75 year old carrot eating right handed Koala that fell out of the leaning town of Pisa, developed a permanent frown from it's ever growing nose, blinked a lot and wanted to live till it was 116?
 

Happy2

Legend Member
Points
23
Oi I've never been young Now I'm a marsupial with issues?
And a fingerprint that can tell I was the one who pushed over the Tower in the first place?
Mean:(
 

Happy2

Legend Member
Points
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Why thee pick on mee
I have never ever Picked on one soul on this forum No-one
Stay out of it
HP
XLNC
Ginger
FB
Billybones.........
 
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Thatguy

6) It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown........(keep smiling, guys)

But only 4 to smack someone upside the head!


a) when awake the human brain produces enough electricity to power a small light-bulb.

smaller lightbulbs in some people o_O


What do ya reckon HP? We should make a pick on H2 thread. It would good for the soul

Why.. H2 gets picked on in alot of threads already? :D
 
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