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AlexandraSilk
Re: Geography lesson...... 
Rochelle you do have the most fabulous jokes
Rochelle you do have the most fabulous jokes
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The Italian Funeral
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 man walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral likje this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
Hi inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her. She did not survive either."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two man.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 man walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral likje this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
"What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
Hi inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her. She did not survive either."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two man.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."
a hairy question
Long, short, curly, straight, pony tails, pig tails, fringe, bob........or what ever fashion has on the market to enhance women's hair.
Now.......how important is the length of women's hair to you guys. Is longer hair more of an eye-catcher than a sporty short hair cut? more sensual? more sexy? Or does it not really matter?
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Long, short, curly, straight, pony tails, pig tails, fringe, bob........or what ever fashion has on the market to enhance women's hair.
Now.......how important is the length of women's hair to you guys. Is longer hair more of an eye-catcher than a sporty short hair cut? more sensual? more sexy? Or does it not really matter?
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Happy2
Legend Member
Re: a hairy question
Varies with ages My wife had the Big Hair back in the 80's Then she kept it long but tamed it And now
its a little below her ears. And still as hot as the woman its attached to.
Even when she went through the bald stage last year It was alright with me
And to quote her during the bald stage "At least there is no bloody waxing required this month"
There's always a silver lining
Varies with ages My wife had the Big Hair back in the 80's Then she kept it long but tamed it And now
its a little below her ears. And still as hot as the woman its attached to.
Even when she went through the bald stage last year It was alright with me
And to quote her during the bald stage "At least there is no bloody waxing required this month"
There's always a silver lining
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WRXXXR
Re: a hairy question
I find short hair on women a major turn off. On older women it occasionally doesn't look too bad.
I like girls with long hair but curly near the bottom.
I've always had a soft spot for peroxide / platinum blondes as well.
I find short hair on women a major turn off. On older women it occasionally doesn't look too bad.
I like girls with long hair but curly near the bottom.
I've always had a soft spot for peroxide / platinum blondes as well.
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JasRob
Re: a hairy question
I am attracted to ladies with long straight hair and I prefer brunette.
I am attracted to ladies with long straight hair and I prefer brunette.
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Tania Admin
Re: The Italian Funeral
Love it!!!
Love it!!!
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Bratley
Re: The Italian Funeral
A couple were trying to set up a new password for their computer and the husband types in "My Penis". The wife falls on the ground laughing because these words flashed up on the scree...."Error Password to short"
A couple were trying to set up a new password for their computer and the husband types in "My Penis". The wife falls on the ground laughing because these words flashed up on the scree...."Error Password to short"
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Gecko
Re: a hairy question
I prefer long straight hair, especially brunettes. But I'll take Jennifer Aniston every day.
I prefer long straight hair, especially brunettes. But I'll take Jennifer Aniston every day.
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Gentleman
Re: a hairy question
I like women with hair that is shoulder length or longer. I don't like younger women with really short hair. Wavy or curly hair gets my attention every time.
I like women with hair that is shoulder length or longer. I don't like younger women with really short hair. Wavy or curly hair gets my attention every time.
Re: a hairy question
Certainly agree with you there Svengali, that is my preference these days as well. Have a great pic of an Asian lady i used to see with long black strait hair right down her back. Sorry couldn't show it without asking as haven't seen her for a quiet awhile.
Funny though when i was younger i was into blonds, so i guess our preferences change over time.
Though still prefer long hair over short, but some ladies can look very nice with short hair to.
Certainly agree with you there Svengali, that is my preference these days as well. Have a great pic of an Asian lady i used to see with long black strait hair right down her back. Sorry couldn't show it without asking as haven't seen her for a quiet awhile.
Funny though when i was younger i was into blonds, so i guess our preferences change over time.
Though still prefer long hair over short, but some ladies can look very nice with short hair to.
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teddEbear
Re: a hairy question
I lurve long, loose golden curls. They tickle my dick and make my heart sing. This girl truely is a goddess
I lurve long, loose golden curls. They tickle my dick and make my heart sing. This girl truely is a goddess
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Naughty Thoughts
Re: a hairy question
Having had long hair myself, I can understand how much of a pain it is trying to keep it in good condition. Especially when it gets tangled!
Having had long hair myself, I can understand how much of a pain it is trying to keep it in good condition. Especially when it gets tangled!
Happy2
Legend Member
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forest
Re: Geography lesson......
Thanks, Rochelle Surprisingly true...
Thanks, Rochelle
Surprisingly true...
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teddEbear
Re: a hairy question
sven you cheeky bitch... Shes lubly
sven you cheeky bitch... Shes lubly
KillerTunez
Bronze Member
Re: Geography lesson......
That most certainly made me chuckle after a pretty ordinary day.
That most certainly made me chuckle after a pretty ordinary day.
Sherry
Legend Member
Re: The Italian Funeral
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her the entire time. Angry she storms into the living room as he is watching tv with the kids and says "explain the dildo you bastard?" The husband calmly turns to her and says "explain the kids bitch?"
After 20 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her the entire time. Angry she storms into the living room as he is watching tv with the kids and says "explain the dildo you bastard?" The husband calmly turns to her and says "explain the kids bitch?"
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Mary Anne PA
Re: The Italian Funeral
An old bloke on his death bed smells the cooking aroma of his favorite biscuits coming from the kitchen. In a final effort he struggles to the kitchen an reaches up for one last favorite cookie from his loving wife, who whacks his hand with a wooden spoon telling him not to touch them as they are for his funeral!
An old bloke on his death bed smells the cooking aroma of his favorite biscuits coming from the kitchen. In a final effort he struggles to the kitchen an reaches up for one last favorite cookie from his loving wife, who whacks his hand with a wooden spoon telling him not to touch them as they are for his funeral!
Re: a hairy question
sorry to burst a bubble but I am positive..........all extensions
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sorry to burst a bubble but I am positive..........all extensions
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Lie detector robot
A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner with the family.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says, "at school."
Robot slaps the son.
"OK, I watched a DVD at my buddies house."
"Which one?", asks dad.
"Toy Story."
Robot slaps son again.
"OK, OK it was a porn" cries the son.
"What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was," says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad.
Mum laughs and says, "he is certainly your son."
Robot slaps mum.
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A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner with the family.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says, "at school."
Robot slaps the son.
"OK, I watched a DVD at my buddies house."
"Which one?", asks dad.
"Toy Story."
Robot slaps son again.
"OK, OK it was a porn" cries the son.
"What? When I was your age I didn't know what porn was," says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad.
Mum laughs and says, "he is certainly your son."
Robot slaps mum.
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Saige
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teddEbear
Re: Lie detector robot
Lollerskates! My cheeks hurt! Was gonna make a gay joke
Butt fuck it
Lollerskates! My cheeks hurt! Was gonna make a gay joke
Butt fuck it
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AlexandraSilk
Re: Lie detector robot
Rochelle where ever do you find all these wonderfully side splitting jokes?
Rochelle where ever do you find all these wonderfully side splitting jokes?
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AlexandraSilk
Re: a hairy question
Rochelle how can you tell?
sorry to burst a bubble but I am positive..........all extensions
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Rochelle how can you tell?