After getting all of Pope John Paul's luggage loaded into the limo the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
'Excuse me, Your Holiness', says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'
'Well, to tell the truth', says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.'
'I am sorry but I can not let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something would happen?' protests the driver.
'There might be something extra in for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
'Please slow down Your Holiness!!!!!!' pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
'Oh dear God, I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches. The cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorbike and gets on the radio.
'I need to talk to the Chief', he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 105 mph.
'So bust him', says the Chief.
'I don't think we can do that, he's really important,' says tha cop.
'All the more reason,' exclaimed the Chief.
'No, I mean really important,' says the cop.
'Who ya got there, the Mayor?' asked the Chief.
Cop: 'Bigger'
Chief: 'Governor?'
Cop: 'Bigger'
Chief: 'Well who is it???????'
Cop: 'I think it's God'
Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?'
Cop: 'He's got the f***ing Pope as a Chauffeur!!!'