Rochelle's Interesting Topic Thread
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Perth boy
Re: Who if you could.......
Jim morrison from the doors. Ok if he was alive. He had a wild life.
Jim morrison from the doors. Ok if he was alive. He had a wild life.
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WRXXXR
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Jordan in the early 90's (forgetting his baseball career) in particular would be awesome. He was The man
Jordan in the early 90's (forgetting his baseball career) in particular would be awesome. He was The man
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JasRob
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I'd like to swap with Brad Pitt, he got a gorgeous wife Angelina
I'd like to swap with Brad Pitt, he got a gorgeous wife Angelina
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Saige
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The pope.....(dont laugh) it would be the only way I could get into the secret archives!!!! IMAGINE...oh yeh!!!
The pope.....(dont laugh) it would be the only way I could get into the secret archives!!!! IMAGINE...oh yeh!!!
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theman
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Re: Who if you could.......
Hehehehe.........and I would be the Pop's best mate and check the archives with you........we finally might find something more exciting
..........plus imagine all the art work.........yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Hehehehe.........and I would be the Pop's best mate and check the archives with you........we finally might find something more exciting
..........plus imagine all the art work.........yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmR.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Life explained.......
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw it was good.
On the second day God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks and make them laugh. For this I will give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for 20 years????? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 like the dog did?"
And God again saw it was good.
On the third day God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this I will give you a life span of 60 years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. How about 20 and I'll give back the other 40?"
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this I'll give you 20 years."
But the human said, "Only 20 years?????? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back and the 10 the dog gave back......that makes 80, OK?"
"OK," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service......and if you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch.
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw it was good.
On the second day God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks and make them laugh. For this I will give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for 20 years????? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 like the dog did?"
And God again saw it was good.
On the third day God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this I will give you a life span of 60 years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. How about 20 and I'll give back the other 40?"
And God agreed it was good.
On the fourth day God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this I'll give you 20 years."
But the human said, "Only 20 years?????? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back and the 10 the dog gave back......that makes 80, OK?"
"OK," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why for our first 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service......and if you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch.
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Farm Boy
Re: Life explained.......
This also explains why I love doing it doggy style .admire big capacity mammary. and enjoy a bit of monkey business.
This also explains why I love doing it doggy style .admire big capacity mammary. and enjoy a bit of monkey business.
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Gentleman
Re: Life explained.......
Sounds like it's all down hill for me, well past my twenties.
Sounds like it's all down hill for me, well past my twenties.
Mazdaspeed
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Re: Life explained.......
This is quality good explanation
This is quality good explanation
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Tania Admin
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Thats awesome Rochelle, I love it
Thats awesome Rochelle, I love it
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Geography lesson......
Geography of a woman
Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa.......half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30 a woman is like Europe........well developed and open to trade.
Between 31 and 35 a woman is like Spain.......very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like Greece......gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 a woman is like the UK with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel.......has been through war and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Canada.......self-preserving but open to meet new people.
After 70 she becomes like Tibet........wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages combined with spiritual knowledge.
Geography of a man
Between 1 and 80 a man is like Iran..............ruled by nuts!!!!!!!!
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Geography of a woman
Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa.......half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30 a woman is like Europe........well developed and open to trade.
Between 31 and 35 a woman is like Spain.......very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like Greece......gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 a woman is like the UK with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel.......has been through war and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Canada.......self-preserving but open to meet new people.
After 70 she becomes like Tibet........wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages combined with spiritual knowledge.
Geography of a man
Between 1 and 80 a man is like Iran..............ruled by nuts!!!!!!!!
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Tania Admin
Re: Geography lesson......
Thanks Rochelle, now I'm fully up to date on my geography
Thanks Rochelle, now I'm fully up to date on my geography
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Female Dentist
The female dentist prepares the needle to give to the bloke with the toothache an anaesthetic injection. "No way! No needles, I hate needles!" the guy said. So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objects again. "I can't do the gas thing either. The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!" She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," tha guy says. "I am fine with pills." When she returns she says, "here is a Viagra and a glass of water."
The guy says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doen't" she said, "but it'll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out."
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The female dentist prepares the needle to give to the bloke with the toothache an anaesthetic injection. "No way! No needles, I hate needles!" the guy said. So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objects again. "I can't do the gas thing either. The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!" She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," tha guy says. "I am fine with pills." When she returns she says, "here is a Viagra and a glass of water."
The guy says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
"It doen't" she said, "but it'll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out."
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colbb123
Re: Geography lesson......
Geography of a woman
Between 1 and 80 a man is like Iran..............ruled by nuts!!!!!!!!
....and women from many age groupings(please don't kill me hehe)
Happy2
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Re: Geography lesson......
Only problem with being likened to Tibet is you only end up being screwed by ChinamenAfter 70 she becomes like Tibet........wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages combined with spiritual knowledge.
Conrad
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Farm Boy
Re: Geography lesson......
I seen this before 42 years ago in a in a local dell , the last line was
50? to 60 a woman is like Australia every one knows were it is but no one wants to go there
Geography of a woman
Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa.......half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30 a woman is like Europe........well developed and open to trade.
Between 31 and 35 a woman is like Spain.......very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like Greece......gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 a woman is like the UK with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60 a woman is like Israel.......has been through war and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Canada.......self-preserving but open to meet new people.
After 70 she becomes like Tibet........wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages combined with spiritual knowledge.
Geography of a man
Between 1 and 80 a man is like Iran..............ruled by nuts!!!!!!!!
I seen this before 42 years ago in a in a local dell , the last line was
50? to 60 a woman is like Australia every one knows were it is but no one wants to go there
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Tania Admin
Re: Geography lesson......
Geography of a woman
Between 1 and 80 a man is like Iran..............ruled by nuts!!!!!!!!
....and women from many age groupings
You maybe onto something there....
Happy2
Legend Member
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Re: Geography lesson......
How things have changed. Now people are dying(literally) to get here FB
How things have changed. Now people are dying(literally) to get here FB
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The Knob
A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called, "The Knob", where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course the woman wanted 'The Knob'.
Over the course of the years the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After 15 years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called, "The Knob", where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course the woman wanted 'The Knob'.
Over the course of the years the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After 15 years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
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CocoKalgoorlie
Re: Geography lesson......
I love ett!!!! Do you have any others, you would like to share???????????
I love ett!!!! Do you have any others, you would like to share???????????
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Bratley
Re: Geography lesson......
Thats awesome,,geography was never my subject but now I underatnd it all ha ha
Thats awesome,,geography was never my subject but now I underatnd it all ha ha