Joke of the day

[Ranjeeh]

I don't get this one

 

[Madam Jacqui]

All the Best for 2016​

 

[Madam Jacqui]

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[Sexty8]

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I don't get this one

He asked her to shave her Beaver..think Sharon Stone crossing her legs for the beaver shot.
Specifically, Just wanted her to shave her pussy

 

[Shae Demasi]

Happy New Year!!

CJ

 

[pause78]

All the Best for 2016​

Happy new year Jacqui

 

[brucewillis]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. "I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger."

 

[Ranjeeh]

He asked her to shave her Beaver..think Sharon Stone crossing her legs for the beaver shot.
Specifically, Just wanted her to shave her pussy

My tongue was in firmly in my cheek when I wrote that.......

 

[Amanda Secrets]

US presidential runner - Sounds like the joke is in his hands!!!

 

[lookinglong]

Hopefully an olympic sport

 

[Langtrees VIP Canberra]

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[Madam Jacqui]

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[Ranjeeh]

Yeeh-hah!

 

[Phoebe]

I bet hey can.....

 

[Phoebe]

funny as..

 

[Phoebe]

Man I feel like a woman he did back then

... but now ....

 

[Ranjeeh]

Hopefully this hasn't been posted before. I've always wondered why some hotels give you so many towels.

 

[Buk]

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Damn I fell for it. Sometimes I scare myself!

 

[lookinglong]

They sure are !

 

[Phoebe]

Some funnys

 

[lookinglong]

Watch out 1 of them could bite !!

 

[Ranjeeh]

I have a Vietnamese wife; I never leave her and the dog alone together!

 

[Madam Jacqui]

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[holterman]

sometimes things dont work out the way they should

 

[Asha Love]

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

 

[homer]

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

or Chicken Caesar Salad?

Eco Friendly Chicken?

 

[Happy2]

or Chicken Caesar Salad?

Eco Friendly Chicken?

Oh Homie Homie Homie

 

[homer]

Oh Homie Homie Homie

>>Insert sorry emoticon here<<

 

[Happy2]

>>Insert sorry emoticon here<<

You just surprised me Homer
You have only met our great forum mate HP once and already his speed of wit and clever repartee has rubbed off on you
I just found that a little sad

 

[homer]

You just surprised me Homer
You have only met our great forum mate HP once and already his speed of wit and clever repartee has rubbed off on you
I just found that a little sad

>>Insert Sorry emoticon twice here<<
Yeah well those Pirate Light in a pint was not that light. It had some lasting effect on non-pirates. Arrgggghhh...