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HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- Lucky Queenlander`s what a great deal, "lunch special"

The special launched this month has been advertised as “Pie, Coke ‘n’ Poke Lunchtime fun” and a “Lady for a Tradie Lunchtime Fun Meal Deal” promising “XXX Pleasures”.
The award-winning brothel has also extended its opening hours and is advertising “early bird” specials.
Madam of 13 years and businesswoman Paris Satine said visiting a bordello was a “different way to spend your lunchtime”.
 
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Driver Harry

IT sounds like the stuff of vampire movies, but scientists have shown that an infusion of young blood can reverse signs of ageing.
Although the ghoulish experiment was conducted on laboratory mice, the next step could involve a study of elderly humans.
The researchers believe young blood may contain natural chemicals that turn back the clock to rejuvenate the ageing brain.
In the study, blood from three-month-old mice was repeatedly injected into 18-month-old mice near the end of their natural life span.
The "vampire therapy" improved the performance of the elderly mice in memory and learning tasks.
Structural, molecular and functional changes were also seen in their brains.
Writing in the journal Nature Medicine, the US team led by Dr Tony Wyss-Coray, from Stanford University, said: "Our data indicate that exposure of aged mice to young blood late in life is capable of rejuvenating synaptic plasticity and improving cognitive function..
"Future studies are warranted in aged humans and potentially those suffering from age-related neurodegenerative disorders."
Evidence was seen of new connections forming in the hippocampus, a brain region vital to memory and sensitive to ageing.
Dendritic spines - finger-like extensions from the branches of neurons that are thought to play a role in memory formation - also became more dense.
Ageing mice given eight infusions of young blood over three weeks improved their performance in mental tests of fear condition and locating a hidden platform in a water maze.
Infusions of blood from other elderly mice had no effect.
What caused the changes is still unknown, but it appears to involve activation of a protein called Creb in the hippocampus that helps regulate certain genes.

As if the world is not crazy enough did these folks just drop a trip and read the story of
Elizabeth Báthory
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Tania Admin

I've never been worried about aging, everyone does it. Another year older, cool, more life experience.
Wrinkles, grey hair, meh, part of life and nature,,,don't stress the small stuff.
 
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estafarr

Joe Hockey and our esteemed PM will be very happy of this - work until you are 70 - have injections of young blood every now and again - a whole new business venture - employs the young in growing blood and means the 70 year old taxi river will remember where he was going for instance . . . or the 70 year old politician will remember an election promise! Sorry to mix politics with sex talk....ho hum...
 

Happy2

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Does the lady hold the pie in one hand and the drink in the other while in the missionary And is there a stand behind her head to put the racing form?
 

Master Yoda

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I believe that there was once a world leader that wanted to last long enough to witness a political event that was just beyond the reach of his years. He regularly replaced his blood (partially) with infants blood that matched his blood type. He did live beyond his years that stretched nominally into the second century.
 
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Tania Admin

I believe that there was once a world leader that wanted to last long enough to witness a political event that was just beyond the reach of his years. He regularly replaced his blood (partially) with infants blood that matched his blood type. He did live beyond his years that stretched nominally into the second century.
Who was that Yoda? I would be interested to read about it.
 

homer

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Is that Coke pie after the poke? Or before? Interesting business idea.
I hope they have clam chowder on the menu. Hotdog? Hamburger?
 
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Driver Harry

A DUTCH company has manufactured the world’s first electronic joint, marketing their product as “harmless and completely legal”.
Dutch firm E-Njoint BV says its “relaxing” products help users express themselves “in a unique way”, the Independent reports.
The original model contains no nicotine, tar, THC (tha active ingredient in cannabis) or toxins, instead vaporising natural propylene glycol, vegetable glycerine and a choice of six biological flavours, including red cherry and water melon. Other editions can be refilled with liquid cannabis or dry herbs
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Link is broken,so has been taken down
I don't think you'll get rasta cred with this one.
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homer

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Shocking. How long does it take to charge between each use? Or is it battery operated? And does it vibrate? Great innovation for the female customers.
 

sqizza

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Talking about e-cigs did you see the news yesterday about the Perth Businessperson being fined for e-cigs

A PERTH man who was convicted in Western Australia over the sale of electronic cigarettes has been ordered to pay a fine and significant court costs.

In April, online businessperson Vincent van Heerden lost a landmark case brought against him by the WA Health Department for selling battery-powered devices that turned “eJuice” liquid into a flavoured vapour.

He was convicted under the state’s Tobacco Products Control Act, which prohibits the sale of any food, toy or other product that is not a tobacco product but is designed to resemble one.

In the WA Supreme Court today, Justice Janine Pritchard fined van Heerden $1750 and also ordered him to pay legal costs totalling $14,078.50.

Van Heerden says he will appeal the conviction.
 

Morgan Sapphire

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Isn't the Health Department trying to make people quit things like cannabis and ciggies ? So wouldn't these sorts of products be of use to those trying to beat the habit ?
Doesn't make sense............Maybe the Health Department needs to catch up with the rest of the world in this matter and others as well.
Hope this poor man eventually wins his case.
 
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Driver Harry

Yeah read that sqizza.
Morgs not much tax in eciggs plus if everyone gave up smoking and drinking the Health services would collapse. So how serious are they? Billions in tax would have to come from somewhere. Tax air? Ooops that's carbon tax
 

Master Yoda

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Yeah read that sqizza.
Morgs not much tax in eciggs plus if everyone gave up smoking and drinking the Health services would collapse. So how serious are they? Billions in tax would have to come from somewhere. Tax air? Ooops that's carbon tax


Agreed.......booze and tobacco taxes are a huge revenue raiser.......if any of the other elicit drugs can be taxed we'd be buying it at the servo.
 
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Driver Harry

Federal Government considers charging drivers per kilometre to pay for roads

THE Federal Government says it is “closely considering” charging drivers per kilometre they travel in order to pay for roads.
A final report into infrastructure by the Productivity Commission has recommended pilot technical studies of how cars and light vehicles might be charged.
It recommends adopting telematics, which can monitor a vehicle’s location and movements in real time.
“The application of a charging mechanism created by rapidly changing communications technology appears promising,” the report says.
“Importantly, these trials would introduce direct user charges as a substitute for other taxes, such as the fuel excise.”
The report suggests each state and territory hold its own road fund to pay for new roads, upgrades and maintenance.
States and territories would be best placed to decide where money needed to be spent.
Despite Prime Minister Tony Abbott saying in March road-user charging was “unlikely to ever be adopted by any government”, Assistant Infrastructure Minister Jamie Briggs said the Government was considering all aspects of the report.
Noting the majority of recommendations were relevant to state governments, Mr Briggs said the Government would consult with them before releasing its formal response.
He said issues relating to road-user charging would be considered as part of the Federal Government’s broader reform agenda.
“There are already a number of initiatives on user charging already under way,” Mr Briggs said.
That included consultation with motoring clubs and industry bodies on potential road-user charge models.
The fuel excise is due to rise twice yearly under a Budget proposal, but legislation has not yet passed Parliament.

If I'm going to be arse raped, I'd like a dinner and a movie first!
 
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Driver Harry

Here's the link to Ms Sue's TV ads of 1975
http://www.talkinsex.com/threads/the-best-tv-ads-before-1975.33489/

I was never home as a kid always out doing either sports or something dumb, but Australia was so different then.
We were already multicultural without it being stuffed down our necks, above ground swimming pools (just had to check for Funnel webs) backyard cricket as the block was the size of the SCG and most of all if you had a barbie you invited the whole bloody street.
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I hated coming home except for Tuesday nights...Tuesday nights???
PAUL HOGAN SHOW YA GULAH
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Here are some classic Hoges momments

What was your memories of the times back then, and for those people wishing to come to OZ we don't drive these
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Dallas

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They said we'd never have a GST either. I had to laugh when they said this tax would be instead of the current fuel taxes etc. Of course they never remove taxes, this will be on top of the existing ones.

I wonder how they'd enforce a per km tax? Every car would have to have a mandatory GPS I guess? Then the jamming devices bought on Ebay from China would become very popular.
 

Dallas

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Well as a 12 year old in 1974 things seemed very different to now.

No internet - so reduced access to knowledge, luckily intelligent adults were always on hand to answer any of my questions openly and unbiasedly. I think I still thought babies came out of belly buttons at that time!

I got up and did a paper round on my bicycle at 4am before school. These days they'd call that child exploitation. I loved it!

I had a girl friend who was the same age and we could kiss at school without being put on the sex offenders registry. We'd go skinny dipping down by the river at her parents place and that was considered normal.

I used to do shooting as a school sport, so I'd take my semi auto .22 on the back of my bike to school and we'd leave them in their bags at the back of the class room. Nobody dared take them out until we got to the range or endless adults would kick the crap out of us. Could you imagine taking a .22 to school today?

Public swimming pools had not just diving boards but huge diving towers. Yes you used them at your own risk. Hurt yourself and an adult would punish you for hurting yourself!

Back then people weren't terrified of breasts. I remember walking into a Coles supermarket with my mum, and they used to have racks of those large wall posters for sale, like posters of pop stars and nature etc. but they also had topless ones, and I remember seeing stuck to an Isle pinned up for all to see, was a huge poster of Farah Fawcett topless and nobody batted an eyelid. These days they'd probably torch the supermarket!

The local drive-in was located right behind my family home, and back then every movie showing was soft porn, so at night, I'd go out to the lounge after everyone had gone to sleep and I could see the drive-in screen through the window, so would watch movies like Felicity lol! Could you imagine public broad casts of movies like that these days?

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Holford

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Crazy seems that any infrastructure and community needs are taxed, health care, policing, education, water, electricity, anything that humans need to survive in a community. Yet the top 4 banks are ranked as some of the strongest in the world, along with our so called multi nationals, yet who needs to hold the country yup for these rich parasites, the poor and hard working.

If they want per kms charging then stop payroll tax as our normal taxes already pay for roads, which they Shevardnadze spent on infrastructure for their rich mates to pilfer the people.
 

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Im guessing its the labor voters complaining most about the messures forced on the libs.
All of this was voted for in 2007.
If you voted kevvy...... dont complain
 
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