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wr3xr
Ari!!
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Ahoy;- Keith Richards In Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.
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Driver Harry
I know Rory. He's not
to be underestimated.
He's a funny-looking
fucker, I know.
You've got to look past the hair
and cute cuddly thing.
It's a deceptive façade.
A few nights ago
his roger iron busted.
He's gone down the battle
cruiser to watch the football.
No one's watching the custard,
so he switches the channel.
A fat geezer's north opens.
He wanders up
and turns the Liza over.
"Fuck off and watch it
somewhere else."
He knows claret is imminent,
but he doesn't
want to miss the game.
Calm as a coma, picks up
the fire extinguisher,
walks past the jam rolls
ready for action
and plonks it outside
the entrance.
He orders an Aristotle
of the most ping-pong tiddly
in the nuclear sub
and switches back to his footer.
"That's fucking it,"
says the geezer.
"That's fucking what?"
says Rory.
He gobs out a mouthful of booze,
covering Fatty.
He flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest
and the geezer's lit up
like a leaking gas pipe.
Rory, unfazed,
turns back to his game.
His team's won, too. Four nil.
to be underestimated.
He's a funny-looking
fucker, I know.
You've got to look past the hair
and cute cuddly thing.
It's a deceptive façade.
A few nights ago
his roger iron busted.
He's gone down the battle
cruiser to watch the football.
No one's watching the custard,
so he switches the channel.
A fat geezer's north opens.
He wanders up
and turns the Liza over.
"Fuck off and watch it
somewhere else."
He knows claret is imminent,
but he doesn't
want to miss the game.
Calm as a coma, picks up
the fire extinguisher,
walks past the jam rolls
ready for action
and plonks it outside
the entrance.
He orders an Aristotle
of the most ping-pong tiddly
in the nuclear sub
and switches back to his footer.
"That's fucking it,"
says the geezer.
"That's fucking what?"
says Rory.
He gobs out a mouthful of booze,
covering Fatty.
He flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest
and the geezer's lit up
like a leaking gas pipe.
Rory, unfazed,
turns back to his game.
His team's won, too. Four nil.
Farm Boy 2
Legend Member
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I like Captain Planet.
And Dean from Supernatural is cool.
And Dean from Supernatural is cool.
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Driver Harry
Moose out of Supernatural is cool, Sarah Shahi is soo hot
Farm Boy 2
Legend Member
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New Delhi: A group of Kashmiri university students who cheered for Pakistan during a cricket match against India have been charged with disturbing communal harmony, police in India's Uttar Pradesh state said on Thursday.
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Driver Harry
Source, news.com.au
ORPHANS of soldiers killed or badly injured in service will have their welfare payments cut with the Abbott Government arguing it cannot afford them.
About 1240 children of defence force personnel have been paid an “income support bonus” of $211 a year since March last year following the death or incapacity of a parent who has served overseas.
Among them are children aged under 16 who are homeless or are living away from home. Young people aged up to 25 whose main income is unemployment, youth or education benefits also qualify.
The payments cost taxpayers $260,000 a year and were brought in to help with expected costs, like urgent repairs or large bills.
But late last week Veterans’ Affairs Minister Michael Ronaldson ordered the payments under the Veterans’ Children Education Scheme and Military Rehabilitation and Compensation Act Education and Training Scheme be ended as soon as the Government can repeal the mining tax.
Senator Ronaldson said the money for the payments was not there. “The Government considers that it is not in the interests of the general welfare to continue such bonus payments in the absence of the resources necessary to do so.”
The payments were one of a several brought in with the Minerals Resource Rent Tax, which Labor promised would spread the proceeds of mining to the community but raised far less revenue than predicted.
The Coalition has promised to scrap the mining tax and end all schemes linked to it.
But Opposition Leader Bill Shorten said: “I am genuinely shocked this Government could be so callous.”
ORPHANS of soldiers killed or badly injured in service will have their welfare payments cut with the Abbott Government arguing it cannot afford them.
About 1240 children of defence force personnel have been paid an “income support bonus” of $211 a year since March last year following the death or incapacity of a parent who has served overseas.
Among them are children aged under 16 who are homeless or are living away from home. Young people aged up to 25 whose main income is unemployment, youth or education benefits also qualify.
The payments cost taxpayers $260,000 a year and were brought in to help with expected costs, like urgent repairs or large bills.
But late last week Veterans’ Affairs Minister Michael Ronaldson ordered the payments under the Veterans’ Children Education Scheme and Military Rehabilitation and Compensation Act Education and Training Scheme be ended as soon as the Government can repeal the mining tax.
Senator Ronaldson said the money for the payments was not there. “The Government considers that it is not in the interests of the general welfare to continue such bonus payments in the absence of the resources necessary to do so.”
The payments were one of a several brought in with the Minerals Resource Rent Tax, which Labor promised would spread the proceeds of mining to the community but raised far less revenue than predicted.
The Coalition has promised to scrap the mining tax and end all schemes linked to it.
But Opposition Leader Bill Shorten said: “I am genuinely shocked this Government could be so callous.”
“The families of our veterans deserve respect and gratitude. Taking away their modest payments is incredibly insulting.”
Yet these arseholes will spend a fortune to get in the front row at the funeral service so they can have a sound byte!
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them. LEST WE FORGET.
Unless we can't afford it
Yes scrap the mining tax but seriously $260,000 a year, that's one "spin doctor's aide" per annum, really JUST FUCKIN WOW
Yet these arseholes will spend a fortune to get in the front row at the funeral service so they can have a sound byte!
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them. LEST WE FORGET.
Unless we can't afford it
Yes scrap the mining tax but seriously $260,000 a year, that's one "spin doctor's aide" per annum, really JUST FUCKIN WOW
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Ahoy;- LEST WE FORGET.
Thanks for sharing, typical Abbott
Thanks for sharing, typical Abbott
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It's the sign of the times ... the poor are getting poorer & the gap between the very very rich & the rest of the people are widening !
I don't know if it's the sign of an aging population - not any younger couples are having kids now -too expensive to bring them into this world !
I don't know if it's the sign of an aging population - not any younger couples are having kids now -too expensive to bring them into this world !
sunyun
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Actually thousands got their little benefit ($211 a year is $4.05 a week) cut so the Govt saves millions. The $260,000 was just the amount saved from the ex servicemen's children.
Still pretty mean, but not as bad as the Opposition made it sound. - not just ex servicemen's children, and not just a few thousand saved.
But if they took the gold travel credit cards off all the ex Prime Ministers like Fraser and Rudd, then they could make a real saving !
Cheers.
Still pretty mean, but not as bad as the Opposition made it sound. - not just ex servicemen's children, and not just a few thousand saved.
But if they took the gold travel credit cards off all the ex Prime Ministers like Fraser and Rudd, then they could make a real saving !
Cheers.
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Despicable...
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Driver Harry
Well folks if you can spare a couple of coins on ANZAC Day there will be a few Legacy tins around, every coin helps towards the families of The Fallen.
http://www.legacy.com.au/
http://www.legacy.com.au/
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Driver Harry
Former West Australian treasurer Troy Buswell has been charged with 11 traffic offences in connection with a string of early morning crashes in Perth's western suburbs in February.
WA Police confirmed on Tuesday that a 48-year-old man had been charged by summons in connection with a series of crashes in Subiaco in the early hours of February 23
Police allege he crashed into parked cars on two separate streets, causing damage to four vehicles and a telephone pole.
It's also alleged that he failed to stop and failed to report the incidents to police.
He has been charged with three counts of fail to stop at traffic accident, four counts of fail to report a traffic accident and four counts of careless driving.
The matter is expected to be heard in the Perth Magistrates Court on April 29.
Mr Buswell quit as treasurer after it emerged he crashed his car following a drinking session at a wedding.
The WA government has been sought for comment.
Read more: http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/b...car-crashes-20140401-35wkc.html#ixzz2xfihbqUG
Can't wait to hear The Emperor spin this one, couldn't happen to a better clown than this guy
WA Police confirmed on Tuesday that a 48-year-old man had been charged by summons in connection with a series of crashes in Subiaco in the early hours of February 23
Police allege he crashed into parked cars on two separate streets, causing damage to four vehicles and a telephone pole.
It's also alleged that he failed to stop and failed to report the incidents to police.
He has been charged with three counts of fail to stop at traffic accident, four counts of fail to report a traffic accident and four counts of careless driving.
The matter is expected to be heard in the Perth Magistrates Court on April 29.
Mr Buswell quit as treasurer after it emerged he crashed his car following a drinking session at a wedding.
The WA government has been sought for comment.
Read more: http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/b...car-crashes-20140401-35wkc.html#ixzz2xfihbqUG
Can't wait to hear The Emperor spin this one, couldn't happen to a better clown than this guy
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Now Now Harry be kind it is free....lol
Farm Boy 2
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Me thinkest Troy would right at home with most Talkin Sex members ie average Australian Dick Head , we also love the things that laid him low .
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Driver Harry
Where is your best coffee house in WA?
Gabriel and myself buy the beans for the staff at The Roastery in Canningvale (Peru) is awesome btw. They do their own roasting Tuesday and Thursday
http://www.essenceofcoffee.com.au/
Masters at making God's nectar, food is ok.
Where is your favourite? I'm always out for a good Java fix
Gabriel and myself buy the beans for the staff at The Roastery in Canningvale (Peru) is awesome btw. They do their own roasting Tuesday and Thursday
http://www.essenceofcoffee.com.au/
Masters at making God's nectar, food is ok.
Where is your favourite? I'm always out for a good Java fix
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wr3xr
If I'm honest, I just don't get the appeal of "good" coffee?
I've had genuine kopi luwak a couple if times, another coffee where the beans (aledgedly) came from elephant poo and had these fancy coffees around the place and i don't think its all that much better than a muzz buzz coffee really.
It''s extortion paying $5 or $6 for a 300ml flavoured milk. My family and friends have these mega dollar coffee machines that need servicing etc but its all wank I reckon.
I've had genuine kopi luwak a couple if times, another coffee where the beans (aledgedly) came from elephant poo and had these fancy coffees around the place and i don't think its all that much better than a muzz buzz coffee really.
It''s extortion paying $5 or $6 for a 300ml flavoured milk. My family and friends have these mega dollar coffee machines that need servicing etc but its all wank I reckon.
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estafarr
I will be watching this thread Driver Harry - I love a good brew of 'shut the f*#k up' and read the paper when I get to Perth. Be nice to find some good new haunts...
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Coode Street Cafe in Mount Lawley make a good cup o' Joe. Same with Milk'd in Maylands and Subi.
Eva Valentina
Gold Member
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Instant... at my house.