Who Says You Can't Have Fun in Winter.....?

Miss Delights

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Stuff your 'Fun In The Sun' how about 'A Blow In The Snow' Hehehe??

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(They are very artistic the cock even has a large vein & some pubes...classic)
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Ha! The one on the red car is a classic. Imagine getting back to the car after doing the shopping and finding that on the bonnet...
 
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They don't have great love lives though - they're all totally frigid!
 
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All the sculptors of the above works were very busy. In fact more than busy. They were soooo busy, they were (wait for it) SNOWED UNDER!
 
Miss Delights

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They don't have great love lives though - they're all totally frigid!
All the sculptors of the above works were very busy. In fact more than busy. They were soooo busy, they were (wait for it) SNOWED UNDER!
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OMG you're hilarious... Loving your lame snow jokes. Can you think of anymore??

I'll try & find some more pictures to inspire you :p
 
Miss Delights

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Haha what about these...Maybe not as artistic but just as funny....Check out the dude on the crapper? Lol

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He's not shit hot, just shit cold. And what do you mean, my jokes are lame- they're fully able-bodied, thank you!
 
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This is leaving me stone cold. I think they should rename it "Fifty shits of grey"!
 
Rochelle

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LOL.....like all 4 of them but do relate especially to the second one.........hehehehe been there done that but not in the winter and not with a frigid man but a very hot one.......

R.xxxxxx
 
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My god it's like an avalanche of bad jokes just came crashing in....Lol you boys are soo funny

P.S hey Billy how are you? :)
 
billybones

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In a situation like this is it better to be seen as the cool guy or have the ladies look at you as being a hot dude?
 
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Go hot, the women need their melting moments. As long as they're not frigid. When it comes to love, some women claim you just know. I disagree, in reality, you just snow.
 
billybones

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What do you mean you just snow??? There`s more chance of hell freezing over then SNOWing what women want??
 
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Can't be a snow job, maybe a blow job unless of course they blow hot and cold? Some women would prefer a cold iced tongue on a clitoris. You don't need a degree to know that - maybe -5 degrees though.
 
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You're right, better not to leave it cold. Then again, I've been known to make women feel hot with the words, "you ice, ice baby".
 
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Are you sure that`s what they say??? Somebody told me the last time you saw them the reception was kind of frosty?? Some would say you were skating on thin ice....
 
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I don't know much about drugs mate but have never heard of anyone skating on it - thin, hot, fat or cold. Sculpting with it possibly but unless it's well done, most ice sculptures leave me stone cold.
 
billybones

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Who was it that sang... "your as cold as ice, your willing to sacrifice"?
While you find out for me, I`ll go make some iced coffee...
 
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Without googling, I think it was either Foreigner or Hall and Oates. But to everyone else, BB and I are determined to flog this Phar Lap to death and then work on Kingston Town with punishing puns. You've been forewarned :D

Iced coffee or cold muck is alright as long as it's not yellow snow!
 
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To know that without googling you must be old.... Maybe you were around back in the ice age.
If your going to start talk about towns I might start to think your Talking Japanese... yes I really think so.

Wait I could be wrong and it could be horses your talking about. Does that make me the Village idiot or Village kid??
 
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Not so BB. When it comes to snow sculptures, you're neither the village idiot or village kid. You're merely wandering in a winter wonderland!
 
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Remember people, don't get too inspired by all that snow sculpture. If you sit on snow too much, you could get polaroids!
 
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