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Shaven, waxed, lasered, trimmed or all natural pussy?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat,Gossip & Humor Forum' started by Piper, May 16, 2015.

  1. LadyMinx

    LadyMinx Silver Member

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    Shaved is quick and feels nice.
     
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  2. Summer fun

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    Hair removal creams are quite effective, just follow the time limit directions. and no ingrown hairs like shaving.

    Ipl works, just more expensive than waxing. I dont think they will ipl/lazer your wiener and balls, just the surrounding area
     
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  3. Joe Ozzie

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    So how safe is that for a blokes junk?
     
  4. smarquin

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    How effective is hair removal cream ? Do you have to continuously apply it or does the hair stop growing ? Where do you get them ?
     
  5. Summer fun

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    You can buy the cream from the supermarkets or chemists, but supermarket is more convenient . Apply it on for 3-6 mins, but don’t rub it in, then wash off. ( have a shower) You apply it every 2-3 weeks. It weakens the hair but doesn’t leave hair ‘sharp’ like shaving

    Test it on your chest first. And don’t overdo the time the first couple of times
     
  6. Happy2

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    Can you put it in the shampoo bottle of your annoying little brother
     
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  7. Joe Ozzie

    Joe Ozzie Gold Member

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    Any advice? Thanks!
     
  8. Summer fun

    Summer fun Gold Member

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    it works on your 'junk', but if the bottle says 3-6 mins, dont overdo the time on your 'sensitive parts'
     
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  9. Channelle

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    I will copy and paste, but my understanding was that certain 'no-go' areas for hair removal cream for men. This was for VEET and went viral some years back, apologies if already here, haven't read back all posts:

    For example, go on any website that sells men's hair removal cream - there's plenty of funny reviews.

    However, for now we'll focus on this customer review that tells a story of removing hair from a man's genital area. Somehow it leads to his balls in an ice cream tub, vegetables up his arse, and him accidentally farting a sprout at his girlfriend.


    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

    Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types... Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

    I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

    Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

    Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

    I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

    Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

    This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

    The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..."Ooooh, that feels good".


    Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

    I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status.

    So to sum it up: Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
     
  10. Summer fun

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    That’s is one funny story
    You can use hair removal creams on your sensitive parts , just stick to the time limits like on the bottle
     
  11. Channelle

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    But I'm pretty certain the VEET for men says definitely not to be used there, regardless of time limits.
    Although may just be Company covering themselves if there were issues.
     
  12. Aluicus

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    Shaved or bald in my book to see the whole view plus licking hair is a new turn off. Had this bird in japan once, I saw the forest and had to part her hair like Moses parts the sea. Then it was a game of tag of licking hair or her. Good fun but hairy situation.
     
  13. NB14

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    Definitely lasered, I have had a few and can say it feels amazing and knowing that no mater when you go down there it’s always ready to go. I think it tastes better as well
     

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