Jokes of the day.....

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Q. What's the difference between an echidna and a cop car.
A . On a cop car the pricks are on the inside.
 
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The Haircut...
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take withoutforgetting.One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, heasked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept moneyfrom you, I'm doing community service this week.'The florist was pleased and left the shop.When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doingcommunity service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thankyou ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went topay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money fromyou. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliamentwas very happy and left the shop.The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozenMembers of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
 
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