City v Country

HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- My Pegleg is soooooooo good, the W/L give meeeee a refund.
( Arrrrr myyyyy post to OLD H2?)
 

homer

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City = paid parking, Country = free parking with lots of hay.
City has chicks, Country has chickens.
City has more pollution, Country has better air quality.
City - 000 = ambulance ride, Country - 000 = free ride on the plane or chopper - sounds like a place Bronwyn would live.
 

Amanda Secrets

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city gals and boys are ok
with suits and stockings every day
drive for hours to go two miles
Gritted teeth belay their smiles

Driving tyrants road rage rules
And that's just mums at local schools
take the train you're running late
left your brief case by the gate

City parking keeps you poor
finding a spot means a tour
Round n round cars back to back
If your late again you'll get the sack

Your country mates are in no flurry
Schools 60 miles but whats the hurry
The school bus honks its at the gate
A casual stroll you know it'll wait

Up before the dawn has broke
Time for tea and roll a smoke
Coffee break is nearly done
harvesting has just begun

Laugh and joke bout city folk
the rat race is a country joke
Harvest hay the smell is sweet
The locals all help to roll the wheat

Local co-op has all you need
groceries clothes and bags of seed
100ks along the dirt
gets dust and grit inside your shirt

The V8 ute is murky brown
you hose it off to drive to town
Old blue is waiting on the tray
barking cause its sale yard day

The sun slips slowly behind the hills
the cicadas dull the evening stills
The stars are bright and light the sky
whilst on the porch the eve rolls by

Tomorrow up before the crack
this country life - naught you lack
A gentle breeze moves the Wattle
take a swig from another bottle

Peace hard work and a friendly local
The pub is loud and very vocal
Come on Burt you've had yer lot
time to go and find yer cot

The tractor hums whilst mozzies wait
Looking for some human bait
the maggies swoop its breeding time
but really life is quite sublime

Whilst country life is hard and slow
there's time to watch them bindi's grow
You work long hours and pretty hard
But nothing compares with a rural facade
 

Buk

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city gals and boys are ok
with suits and stockings every day
drive for hours to go two miles
Gritted teeth belay their smiles

Driving tyrants road rage rules
And that's just mums at local schools
take the train you're running late
left your brief case by the gate

City parking keeps you poor
finding a spot means a tour
Round n round cars back to back
If your late again you'll get the sack

Your country mates are in no flurry
Schools 60 miles but whats the hurry
The school bus honks its at the gate
A casual stroll you know it'll wait

Up before the dawn has broke
Time for tea and roll a smoke
Coffee break is nearly done
harvesting has just begun

Laugh and joke bout city folk
the rat race is a country joke
Harvest hay the smell is sweet
The locals all help to roll the wheat

Local co-op has all you need
groceries clothes and bags of seed
100ks along the dirt
gets dust and grit inside your shirt

The V8 ute is murky brown
you hose it off to drive to town
Old blue is waiting on the tray
barking cause its sale yard day

The sun slips slowly behind the hills
the cicadas dull the evening stills
The stars are bright and light the sky
whilst on the porch the eve rolls by

Tomorrow up before the crack
this country life - naught you lack
A gentle breeze moves the Wattle
take a swig from another bottle

Peace hard work and a friendly local
The pub is loud and very vocal
Come on Burt you've had yer lot
time to go and find yer cot

The tractor hums whilst mozzies wait
Looking for some human bait
the maggies swoop its breeding time
but really life is quite sublime

Whilst country life is hard and slow
there's time to watch them bindi's grow
You work long hours and pretty hard
But nothing compares with a rural facade
Impressive! You missed your true vocation.
 

Happy2

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Does she pump unleaded or regular !!!! LOL
If there's no lead in it Not even daisy can pump it :(
 
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Happy2

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In the City the above is a town bike In my nearest town Her name was Grace
(Names have been changed to protect the perverted)
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- In the country you get one Bike
In the City...............We have lots off them..........

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HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- I think we should just join-up with one off those clubs and do a lot of riding.........................
I ride my bike you can ride Yours

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Maybe my next trip to Adelaide we can ride a bicycle built for two?
Link is broken so has been taken down
:)
 
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HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- That is the major difference between Country vs City Girls.
There only one country Girl LOL

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Happy2

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If you're driving a SUV your probably from the city
Still got a bashed up 4WD thats seen dirt at least twice in its life Your more likely from the bush
 

Happy2

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H2s mode of transport with the boss

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HPs transport after coming home from the pub last night
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Our Fave City girl MAK's transport home after Hp spent a night in her establishment
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