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[TheCock]

Yes.

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[Contrarian]

"Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." ~ Betty White

 

[aussie_single34]

If only all the men shared your logic Bambi! In my opinion a vagina equals a woman. Why should she have to declare herself when she has obviously made the massive decision to be the person she wants?

I would want to know
As to me its a deal breaker and I'm not interested in them
I have friends who are and thats their choice
Its however not mine
And that may make them the person they want to be it doesn't make them the person I want to be with
It should be declared
Genetics and chromosomes make you the gender you are.. .not whats between your legs or your ears.

 

[HappyPirate]

CC`s at Hindmarsh, 329 Port Road, ph 83467766
Ahoy lads, CC`S has been around for years and my last visit was about 3 years ago, the one thing I did like about CC`s is that they had young and mature W/L, it also did have a supportive feel towards the W/L. So lads please post up a review, let us hear your view point. Please include current prices, review of the girls, your view point on the facilites, car parking etc. CC`s has had a good reputation in the past and as well as a bad one, so give us your current view point.
Cheers and Pass the Rum
Link is broken so has been taken down

 

[HappyPirate]

http://www.adelaidetopshelf.com.au/index.html

Adelaide Escort and In-house Services Ph 81680300, here there spill;-
At Adelaide Top Shelf Escort Services we have exotic, warm and passionate ladies who are young to the elegantly mature (18-45 years). Best escort prices in town! No one can beat or better us on price or the high standard of girls, if you can show us verification of lower price we will beat it by 10%, call 1300 552 656 or 8168 0300
Our ladies are beautiful, stylish and discreet, and provide old world service and new world excitement.
•NEW - Pick up and return service
•Accepts all major credit cards
• Visit you or visit us service
• 7 day a week service, 24 hours a day
• We Never Close
• Loyalty card system (contact us for more information)
•Established 1972
We offer our services to discerning and successful individuals looking for attractive and alluring ladies. All of our ladies are sexy and well presented, click here to find out more about their tantalizing personalities, or call us if you need help to choose! We aim that every encounter with Adelaide Top Shelf Escort Services gives you the highest satisfaction and that you are treated with respect, discretion and honesty.
In your review, please write about cost, the studio environment including showering facilities or not, how many girl? And the additional cost of extras??? And any other general comment; - Thank-you it is appreciated.

 

[supernaut]

If you've seen the ads in the 'Tiser recently under "Big Gals" that's actually CC's. Phone number they list is 8340 7507.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy, thank-you for your response and information, all the best and Cheers

If you've seen the ads in the 'Tiser recently under "Big Gals" that's actually CC's. Phone number they list is 8340 7507.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy Lads; - has anyone recently been to Marilyn`s Studio aka 327a King William St Adelaide Ph.; - 82123524, I assume it is still running, if yes please post a review. In your review, please write about cost, the environment including showering facilities or not? How many girls? Any issues with car parking? The quality of the full services? and any other additional cost??? Any other general comment`s?; - Thank-you it is appreciated.

 

[HappyPirate]

Adelaide City Penthouse, Address: 270 Pirie Street, Adelaide; on the corner of Pirie Street and Devonshire Place, Phone; 82236354 or for escorts 0410 717 465 Ahoy here there spill;-
Here at Adelaide City Penthouse we offer a full in-house service as well as an escort service. All of our Ladies are very beautiful and you won’t be disappointed. Our current in house rates are: Half an Hour: $130 45 Minutes: $170 Full Hour: $220 currently we only accept cash, sorry no card facilities are available at this time. We are open 24 hours a day 7 days a week. We run on a 3 shift system:
•8am – 4pm •4pm – Midnight •Midnight – 8am
Our escort rates are dependent on your location so give us a call on 0410717465 for a price. In addition to our full service we have a lady dubbed our Fantasy Queen so give us a call to find out more. We have a variety of elegant mature ladies who provide a sensual service.
Link is broken so has been taken down
In your review, please write about cost, the environment including showering facilities or not? How many girls? Any issues with car parking? The quality of services? And any other additional cost? Any other additional services? Any other general comment`s?; - Thank-you it is appreciated.

 

[HappyPirate]

phone; 08, 8231 8777 here there spill;
Boasting Adelaide's leading out-call escort service - we are discreet and come to you. Parklane Escorts Adelaide - setting a world class standard in Australia. Adelaide most exclusive escorts, models, dinner dates & traveling companions. Parklane Escorts is Adelaide's leading Escort Agency with beautiful women to provide you company. Parklane Escorts provides the most outstanding outcall adult entertainment in Adelaide. Escorts range from busty redheads, blondes, ebonies, brunettes, mature and bi duos who are available in and around Adelaide areas. Adelaide's Pandoras will Deliver your fantasy. You know you want it! For immediate ecstasy, call our hotline for passion with a guarantee! We are the most reputable licensed pleasure agency Adelaide, Australia. We offer 5 star services. Your ladies are discreet and gorgeous fresh faced girls. Your ladies are polite and courteous. Pure indulgence and fun, since the late 80's, Parklane Escorts of Adelaide has been providing our clients high class escorts. Parklane Escorts ladies service the CBD and all surrounding suburbs in Adelaide - Call us to enquire about our discreet service. Are you ready for some fun?

 

[HappyPirate]

Pandoras – Norwood, (08) 8351 5627 Trading Aliases; Liason's, Parklane Escorts, Snoopy's
Monday; 9:00 am to 5:00 pm,Tuesday; 9:00 am to 5:00 pm Wednesday; 9:00 am to 5:00 pm Thursday; 9:00 am to 5:00 pm Friday; 9:00 am to 5:00 pm Saturday; Not provided Sunday; Not provided. Service notes; - By Appointment; VYO

Ahoy here their spill;-Passionate & Beautiful Ladies - We come to you. Adelaide's Pandora's Norwood - setting a world class standard in Australia. Adelaide's most exclusive escorts, models, dinner dates & travelling companions. Adelaide's Pandora's is Adelaide's leading Escort Agency with beautiful women to provide you company. Adelaide's Pandora's provides the most outstanding outcall adult entertainment in Adelaide. Escorts range from busty redheads, blondes, ebonies, brunettes, mature and bi duos who are available in and around Adelaide areas.
Adelaide's Pandoras will deliver your fantasy, you know you want it! For immediate ecstasy, call our hotline for passion with a guarantee! We are the most reputable licensed pleasure agency Adelaide, Australia. We offer 5 star service. Your ladies are discreet and gorgeous fresh faced girls. Your ladies are polite and courteous. Our beautiful ladies want to visit you. Pure indulgence and fun. Since the late 80's, Adelaide's Pandora's of Norwood has been providing our clients high class escorts. Adelaide's Pandora's ladies service the Norwood area and all surrounding suburbs in Adelaide - Call us to enquire about our discreet service. Are you ready for some fun?
In your review, please write about cost, How many girls were available? The quality of services? And any other additional cost? Any other additional services? Any other general comment`s?; -
Thank-you it is appreciated.

 

[AmyMonroe]

SIN is now open 930-530 Tuesday to Friday

New Team on board

Safer Sex Shop open for all your condoms, lube etc

Peer Education and Support

Project workers for Outreach, Street Outreach, Brothel, Male workers, Trans*

Call in and see us soon!

276 Henley Beach Rd, Underdale
Ph 08 8351 7626

Amy
Admin/Finance Officer
SIN Adelaide

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Reviews welcome

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- well the Clipsal 500, is in town, and City Penthouse, is very close to the track.
Any reviews are appreciated.

 

[Lingham]

Hi, Happypirate. I haven't been to Adelaide for a while but remember a place in the CBD called Lourdes. Is it still there?

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;-Here is the forum based info
http://www.talkinsex.com/threads/lourdes-reviews-welcomed-and-appreciated.29474/

Here their website
http://www.lourdesadelaide.com.au/

Here a bit of their spill;-
Here at Lourdes experience a sensual adult massage in five star surroundings, with private ensuites, mirrors, seven seater spa, and luxurious adult massage rooms, where gorgeous ladies are waiting to fulfil your erotic desires. Group bookings, private and corporate functions are welcome by appointment.

Contact information

• Address
  • Lourdes
    16 Halifax St
    Adelaide SA 5000
• Phone
  • 08 8212 5800

 

[Lingham]

Thanks, Happypirate. When I went I was in Adelaide on business, staying at the Hilton, so Lourdes was handy and I enjoyed my visits.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- yes, Thank-You for your input Lingham, I can understand your view point, but, there are a few place right in the CBD due to the time frame currently, Clipsal 500, is in town, and City Penthouse, is very close to the track.
Any reviews are appreciated.

 

[nenaughtypom]

Are there any escorts in Adelaide that indulge in Golden showers fun? I have a fetish for watching women pee and am intrigued about having them pee on me. Would love to know if there are any or if there are other ladies on here that may be up for helping me with my fantasies

 

[DDxoxo]

nenaughtypom
If you were in Perth I know quite a few ladies who offer that service..
In the industry its called GOLDEN SHOWERS

It's not called water sports..
that might confuse the ladies, they might think you want to go swimming?
​

 

[nenaughtypom]

nenaughtypom
If you were in Perth I know quite a few ladies who offer that service..
In the industry its called GOLDEN SHOWERS

It's not called water sports..
that might confuse the ladies, they might think you want to go swimming?
​

Changed wording thanks for the advice DDxoxo

 

[delta.starr]

I believe Golden Showers is an art ...
Do not think you just drink lots of water before the booking
& it will all come to pass (excuse the pun) ...

A punter once begged me to try to do it as we enjoyed our sex sessions
& he wanted to try this new thing with me !!!

Well despite all preparations & gallons of water ,
I just froze !!!
We still had a great session minus that particular extra !!

Verdict
It does take a skill to do Golden Showers !!! ​

 

[DDxoxo]

Changed wording thanks for the advice DDxoxo

OOPS
nenaughtypom
Maryanne just corrected me in another thread called GOLDEN SHOWERS!
She has mentioned that the seasoned among the punters do called it WATER SPORTS,,,
so please accept my apology !​

 

[ozwarlock67]

My working lady Justine has no problem doing them. Very exciting.

 

[HappyPirate]

For bookings please call 08 8246 0901, 23 Humphries Terrace, Kilkenny, SA 5009

Ahoy, I went to Jessica’s place and meant Miss Kitty she is the Madam/owner/manager and I can say what a very interesting women she is. Off course she is a stunning lady with natural red hair but her personality is Devine and she is very intelligent and has a very refreshing view point, which is a philosophy of good client service and keeping staff happy and helping them achieve their potential. The place itself is very nice and lovely in fact I would say one of the best venues in Adelaide. It is a great Bordello and keep in mind it is not located in the CBD but it is very worthwhile to pay this place a visit. I was very pleased with the place and I asked the usual questions?

Are there extras available? Yes
Is there full service available? Yes
Shower and bathroom available? Yes

So I went for the punt and had a massage, it was marvellous and not a disappointing, I was told that all the young ladies have been trained and this was the case, as well the cost was average and in par with the other top places in Adelaide. My experience there was very good and would I go back?
My answer is Yes.

Link is broken so has been taken down

Here there spill;-
Welcome to the exclusive and spectacular Jessica's Place. Indulge in endless pleasure and pampering inside our first class venue. Our beautiful, highly talented staff will make sure your every desire is fulfilled as you undergo an unforgettable royal service fit for an emperor. Jessica's Place provides an unparralled professional, discreet, fun and pleasurable experience. Relax and unwind in our luxury Adelaide premises. For bookings call 08 8246 0901

The luxury premises has been designed to fulfill your every need and desire, and make you feel as comfortable as possible. Experience an unforgettable massage in one of our grand rooms. Let our staff pamper and spoil you with their gorgeous talents, angelic touch and lively personalities. At Jessica's Place it is all about you and that's what makes us special.

Become a VIP member at Jessica's Place and enjoy the benefits in our exclusive club. Present your VIP card or call in with your number and receive the following benefits:
- 10% off any service at Jessica's Place
- Exclusive VIP secured parking on arrival
- Invites to events and parties hosted by Jessica's Place
- A complimentary free service after your 9th visit

 

[Captain Dong]

Squirting/golden showers from females huge turn on. Dunno why

 

[muffdiver]

Had the pleasure again of receiving a g shower a couple of nights ago.
Always enjoy when she just releases the golden waterfall when she's siting on my face and I'm pleasuring her orally

 

[Lord Spikey]

Gentlemen

Having a need to conduct some business in Adelaide and having that need coupled with an equally strong need to both experience the best Adelaide has to offer and achieve state of comfortable release, I put out a call for assistance.

Our good and faithful Happypirate answered the call, but just a tiny bit too late. I had already conducted a Cracker search and identified a lady who went by the name of NaYoMi. I sms'd. I got a response. I asked a question, but got no response. So, I called. The phone was answered by a gentleman. The penny dropped. There is no such person as NaYoMi.

Anyway, I listened to his spiel and asked for the address. A text message told me it was in Wood Street, South Plympton. An apt address. So, I jumped in my hire car, set my GPS and battled peak hour traffic on my quest for satisfaction, arriving in due course at a pretty average residential abode.

I walked up to the door and rang the bell. It took a little while, but it was answered by a guy I assume was the gentleman from the phone. He ushered me inside and into the first available room. Dimly lit, it had a double bed, which was half covered with a folded doona. The remainder was free and was fitted with an electric blanket.

A gorgeous lady entered the room, smiled sweetly waiting for an approving smile and asked how long i wanted to stay. After the commercials were taken care of, I was offered a shower, which I took and was dressed in a thick dressing gown for my walk to the bathroom. The shower area was small, but clean enough, with liquid soap and shampoo to use.

When I finished my shower and dried off, I was met outside the door by my lovely lady and guided back to the room. I was asked to lay down and was given a great massage. Firm and focussed.

Here, I shall digress. As I live in Perth, I am familiar with the way AMPs work, there. Basically, they come in two varieties. 1. Totally legit massage parlours that offer massage only. 2. What we know as AMPs; Asian Massage Parlours. These are massage parlours that offer massages with extras. These extras are open to negotiation and only rarely are you able to successfully negotiate full service. From there, you go to Full Service Brothels.

In Adelaide, it seems to be different. The Asian Massage Parlours come in three varieties. 1. Legit massage parlours. 2. Massage Parlours that offer both massage and extras upto full service and then 3. Massage Parlours that are full service places that offer massage. Nice twist.

Back to the story. Rose is a very sexy, cute lady from Hong Kong. Gorgeous body, lovely natural puppies. Great friendly attitude and bubbly personality. When I was totally relaxed, I was asked to turn over where the fun began. I won't discuss this, but suffice to say that reality matched expectations.

After the fun, I was given a great head massage and offered a second shower.

I have made an appointment for a second visit.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Thank-You Spikey for the review, its well written and thank-you for defining the difference in service in different states, in this case WA & SA. In general Adelaide is been getting a lot of lovely Chinese working ladies from Hong Kong and I do agree they seem well trained and are charming to be with.
Cheers Spikey, the Rum is on Meeeeee

 

[Lord Spikey]

Well Happypirate, I was so impressed with my first visit, I went back this morning for seconds.

Arrived early. I like to be first cab off the rank and Rose seemed happy to see me again.
This second visit was a little less massage and a little more adventure.

This is a gentle lady, guys, so treat her with respect. She likes polite customers, not strong ones.

Cute, bubbly, sexy, great legs, nice puppies, warm and affectionate.

It's a pity I am not in Adelaide long enough to develop a better relationship with her.

Be quick, guys; she's only working for another week or so.