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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Are you in Perth?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Total voters
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longjohn said:
When I had a massage with Lola less than a week before she left she told me that between TBC and Harmony massage that her Mother in law ran took in 65 clients the day before which would have been a Wednesday. Mind you back then TBC And Harmony had good quality girls.

So you can do the sums if you want.

Trick is for the owner to have good quality girls that do a good service and that way owner massage girl and client come out in front.

But not much of that these days.
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Harmony used to be good. Especially Lan. I think she only got tbc and geisha.
 
I guess its not really polite to dissect, blow by blow, individual businesses, but having run a couple of small businesses over the years with shop fronts (not in this industry) its pretty much the case of go big or go home these days. The rent and immovable outgoings on any sort of strip mall type shop is mind blowing. Rent has come off the boil a bit in the last 2 years, but its still laughable high considering the type of customer turnover one can hope to achieve in anything but the most popular, well advertised and well run small business.

Despite how the revenue figures might appear at first glance, I don't believe, when the dust has settled and everyone, including ATO and other agencies have been paid that anyone is making any real money in these legit massage shops.

As JustMe says above, its much more likely the case that a $10 profit is viewed as better than a $200 deficit.
 
In the us and Japan most of these places are financed by uncle Kim ,
Do not know whether they have infiltrated au but that and drug running is what keeps N Korea afloat . Some of the establishments in Sydney look decidedly professional with a Korean sushi bar downstairs
Interesting to wander Shinjuku in Tokyo and observe the Korean management for a lot of the restaurants and massage dens
 
MikeB said:
Think her name is Ni :D young burmese from memory. Very friendly, get a wave every time I pass the shop if she's not in a booth. and much more if I go in!:cool:
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Never tried Glengarry before but went looking for a massage the other day due to sore body. Im more of a "in need a of massage" guy who happily goes a HJ or BJ if the teasing is good and price is reasonable.
Got there, was shown to room by younger girl. Didnt catch name but probably the one youre talking about. Rooms a bit disappointing. Clean and nice, but flimsy door and walls. Dont think the flimsy sliding door even closed fully and I was in the front cubicle on the left!! She says leave boxers on...ok so im not getting anything today but happy for massage...on table face down with towel and she starts her work. Very good massage. Working well on shoulders and back. Removes towel and starts to work on legs. Not long into it she says boxers are too long and we need to come off. Hhhhmmmm.....interesting. So I slide them off and give her a good look at the ol fella in the process. She gets back to work on legs and after a while moves up higher. Working inside thigh...couple of "accidental" touches of balls....then a few more....now shes up underneath and a few touches of ol fella. A few more....then some very deliberate rubs and strokes. Some wonderful teasing which is heavenly.
Flip...big smile....satisfied.
Enjoyable experience. Best teasing ive had at an amp for a long time and excellent massage to boot.
I live nearby so will definitely go back.
 
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stanlee said:
So i tryed Glengarry shopping center. Kept underwear on as expected legit with small chance of extras. When time for legs she asked do you need to keep these on and pulled underwear off. Then started the most amazing tease, on flip tease still carried on until she asked h/r? Well you would never turn it down after all that tease. Great massage, great tease and great finish
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Where at glengarry shop centre is parlour. Inside centre or can you access from street/carpark? I'll be in area on Tuesday afternoon. Drove around this morning and couldn't see it.
 
pamplonabull said:
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Where at glengarry shop centre is parlour. Inside centre or can you access from street/carpark? I'll be in area on Tuesday afternoon. Drove around this morning and couldn't see it.
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Pamps I haven't been there so cant help you with directions. But I am much looking forward to your review on this place if you end up going.
 
pamplonabull said:
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Where at glengarry shop centre is parlour. Inside centre or can you access from street/carpark? I'll be in area on Tuesday afternoon. Drove around this morning and couldn't see it.
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Inside shops on eastern/hospital side. Next to Post Office. Cant remember its name but if you use the eastern side entrance to shops (ample parking that side since very few use that entrance ) its 1st shop on your left. You cant miss it. Looks legit with plenty of female clientele. Enjoy :)
 
longjohn said:
Two years ago went in this nail & beauty salon that did massage as well.

Asked her the usual if ok to go naked while I have massage and no towel on , she said ok.

Started doing massage with disposable gloves on I said WTF.

Got her to take gloves off no HJ.

Jump forward 3 more meetings and massages and I am massaging her.
Divorced lady hadn't had sex for a while when I was massaging her around bottom she was wet so was the towel.
Turn over she was completely naked I was clothed.

Moving towards her pussy I asked her if she would like Oral. Never has oral done to her before by her ex hubby.

Next 30 minutes we r on the table doing 69 position she is drowning my face.

Best massage I have done for $60.
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Where was the shop?
 
panther01 said:
Inside shops on eastern/hospital side. Next to Post Office. Cant remember its name but if you use the eastern side entrance to shops (ample parking that side since very few use that entrance ) its 1st shop on your left. You cant miss it. Looks legit with plenty of female clientele. Enjoy :)
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beauty cheers

do i have to walk past a bunch of sheilas getting their nails done and all that ?

ill look a right grubby bastrd !!!

lol
 
david28 said:
Any other legit type shops offering suprise extras?
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I being to Iris in subiaco can gps on Google map .also same price .
Have only being three times and luckly had the same female a Japanese in her 20s slim very pretty female excellent massage and heat hj havnt had any other extras but was a good massage :) .. also popin to Phoenix in subiaco but they were closing up got a glimpse of a female working there very pretty tall slime and sexy so I must check out. Have been to a place in inaloo As well next to the Mac Donalds didn't get any extras as I was only there for a pure massage but I think you could hint a extra there outta the female workers
 
Brownperthm27 said:
I being to Iris in subiaco can gps on Google map .also same price .
Have only being three times and luckly had the same female a Japanese in her 20s slim very pretty female excellent massage and heat hj havnt had any other extras but was a good massage :) .. also popin to Phoenix in subiaco but they were closing up got a glimpse of a female working there very pretty tall slime and sexy so I must check out. Have been to a place in inaloo As well next to the Mac Donalds didn't get any extras as I was only there for a pure massage but I think you could hint a extra there outta the female workers
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used to hit iris all the time when sha sha worked there. was great years ago. she blew my mind. let me be very naughty. other hot koreans there too from time to time.

heard its not great now. was gonna give it a run tonight tho. last time i was there about 18 mnths ago i was confronted with a korean chick with the worst attitude i could imagine. told her off too, and stormed out

must admit that wherever i go around oz, the jap girls are less likely to rub and tug you

willing to go back but if its crap just one more time ill blacklist it for good

i have a two strikes policy
 
Yeah totally agree one of the best teases around . Name is Ni or Nina not sure which
panther01 said:
Never tried Glengarry before but went looking for a massage the other day due to sore body. Im more of a "in need a of massage" guy who happily goes a HJ or BJ if the teasing is good and price is reasonable.
Got there, was shown to room by younger girl. Didnt catch name but probably the one youre talking about. Rooms a bit disappointing. Clean and nice, but flimsy door and walls. Dont think the flimsy sliding door even closed fully and I was in the front cubicle on the left!! She says leave boxers on...ok so im not getting anything today but happy for massage...on table face down with towel and she starts her work. Very good massage. Working well on shoulders and back. Removes towel and starts to work on legs. Not long into it she says boxers are too long and we need to come off. Hhhhmmmm.....interesting. So I slide them off and give her a good look at the ol fella in the process. She gets back to work on legs and after a while moves up higher. Working inside thigh...couple of "accidental" touches of balls....then a few more....now shes up underneath and a few touches of ol fella. A few more....then some very deliberate rubs and strokes. Some wonderful teasing which is heavenly.
Flip...big smile....satisfied.
Enjoyable experience. Best teasing ive had at an amp for a long time and excellent massage to boot.
I live nearby so will definitely go back.
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so i went to glengarry shop centre today to check this joint out. never been to this centre (if it can be called a centre), before. its a dump. you can walk its length from east to west in twelve seconds.

the AMP in question is a thai parlour. for some reason i thought it was a nail and beauty shop and one had to walk upstairs in to the section wherein the massages take place, but its just a pain, small single storey shop from what I could tell. i was happy with that. the centre was also pretty dead and I don't think anyone actually saw me walk in or out of it, which is handy.

the shop itself reeks of being an RnT. dingy and dodgy. heaven knows what the other shop owners think of it. I guess they don't really care. when I walked in there was no one in reception to greet me, so I yelled out and a distinctly thai voice beckoned a colleague to come see me. out then walked a plain looking woman in drab clothing who was obviously thai or Burmese. i found her totally unappealing. she didn't take any money upfront, and asked me how long I wanted to stay for and whether or not I wanted a traditional thai massage or one with oil. i opted for the hour then stuttered in my response relating to the type of massage I wanted, so she recommended she use oil. I was ushered in to the room at the very back, on the right, and im pretty sure she told me to take "all clothes off". I chose to leave my undies on just to see what she would do about it later on. the take "all clothes off" was the first sign that I had walked in to an RnT, if I hadn't already known.

when she came back in she started muttering to herself and this kept on going, intermittently, for the next ten minutes. I don't know why south east Asians mutter, but its weird. when the massage started, she soon asked if i should take my undies off. she went to pull them back to reveal my cheeks but said its better if she massages with them completely off. thats another tell-tale sign of course that you will probably get offered extras toward the end of the session. as far as the massage is concerned, you can tell that she had no professional training. I requested a medium to hard massage but what I ended up getting was part sensual, part long and hard strokes. i didn't mind. and when the cock and ball teasing started, I was in heaven. its almost the best ive had. the way she progressed from what appeared to be inadvertent/accidental touching to more aggressive fondling - without it appearing overt - was genius.
my masseuse also had soft hands, so it felt great.

but this got me thinking. masseuses with this approach have got some brazenness about them. what if I was a married man who had just dropped my wife off at the coffee shop three doors down and wanted a normal massage only? remember, I did leave my jocks on to begin with and it is perfectly acceptable to think that I was walking in to a legit parlour, considering its location within a centre, if I wasn't experienced enough in these matters to know what I was really walking in to. I admit that I did remove my undies when she said it would be better if I did, but surely she couldn't take that as a licence to start the fondling and touching? i started thinking about this because she commenced the fondling very early on. the first brush of the balls occurred within thirty seconds of the massage starting. obviously, I welcomed it, but she didn't know whether I would or not when she started!! other masseuses do very little teasing, and it is often masked as accidental. then when they ask you to roll over, youre asked directly if you want extras. I can only assume that my masseuse today thought that every guy willing to be massaged in the nude can be fondled. or maybe she purposefully starts off gently to gauge reaction - unlike the other masseuses described above who do very little touching and only ask you if you want extras after they've seen your dick harden.

anyway... back to the story. when she asked me to roll over, she made no attempt to cover my front with a towel. so there I was... starkers... ready to be wanked. but then something very strange happened. she proceeded to tease me very aggressively but never went for the gland. I was erect and ready but all she did was massage my inner thighs and press down on my pelvis, placing a hand either side of my cock. I couldn't believe it. I had just been subjected to at least 40 minutes of teasing which grew in intensity and had the sole purpose of priming the punter for the inevitable, only to find that she didn't want a bar of it (pun intended).
after a few minutes of this I was starting to really question the intelligence of this woman, until she finally bent down and asked...

...guess what she asked....????? WOULD YOU LIKE A .... HOT TOWEL???

WTF!!!

I was left with no option but to grab her hand and put it on my todger. she then said, " oh... you want?!". it was ridiculous. I have never been in the presence of someone with every reason to close a sale and just ignore it.

suffice to say that my tool lost a bit of blood and flopped. I also had to finish myself off in the end. has that happened to anyone else? do you often find yourself finishing yourself off because the girl doesn't turn you on enough or she doesn't tug hard enough



god bless u all
 
Pamps that was a long read but I got there in the end. Good review. On the odd occasion I have had to finish myself because of poor technique or the girl just wasn't doing it for me. I too can sense a rnt place from a mile away.
 
I do enjoy the tease .... the good thing is, it is teasing without you asking, it is continuous and you don't have to pay extra for the tease. In a typical AMP, some won't even tease or very little (maybe a touch) before asking you to pay for extra (which is off putting for me). Even if you get some tease at typical AMP and then not opt for the extras, next time you see them again, they won't tease knowing you not going to pay for extras.
I think this is the only place where you don't have to pay extra for a lot of teasing and you don't have to ask.
 
been out of the sce e quite some time now but bfore i stopped no matter which parlour i went to N.S.E.orW.of the city noticed a def decline in the accidental touching
' was R n Ting for a number of yrs n accidental touchingwas always there but as the parlours opened up touching disappeared n only time they did touch eas when u asked for xtras is that the go these days?
 
A good tease is not as common as it once was. Depends on the girl and as Smarquin said some will give a ever so slight tease and then start talking money and extras. A good tease can make or break it for me. Because if I am not aroused I have learnt to say no and walk away with a full load.
 
Zane_1 said:
I'm the same as you. A businessman who can't help but turn the numbers in my head whenever I enter a new business ... including AMP's I might visit.

Estimate numbers just don't stack up in my head. Rent, outgoings, insurance, equipment (you know, beds, whatnot), and we've not even scratched the surface of employee on costs ... I know they are all working day-pay casual, but various government departments will still want to see whats what on the books.

On the other hand, most are essentially cash businesses, even those that actually take cards. My guess is that almost all transactions are cash (and therefore untraceable). Theres probably opportunity right there - but enough said.
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of course its all about the cash.

and how much total business revenue do you think the Vietnamese family running the corner deli declares?

... and the Italians and greeks before them...

if an AMP had to by some force of nature declare every cent it brought in, I would be surprised if 80% of them didn't close down in a week.
 
what I find astonishing is how stupid the chinese girls working in AMPs are. I probably shouldnt be surprised because the street-smarts of orientals in western countries is very low, but anyways ...

this forum is full of bad experiences, wherein everyday someone comes on to this site to complain. services have been described as being anywhere from mechanical to downright horrible.

I have long been an advocate of travelling to Thailand because the value is infinitely better there, even when you take in to account the hard expenses like plane tickets and accommodation as well as the opportunity cost associated with time (but we all take holidays anyway, don't we?)

as such, I stayed away from AMPs for years, only going infrequently and when I heard there was a real cutie new to the game.

all these chinese girls working in Perth have to do is come across as extremely polite (many fall down at this hurdle) and try a bit harder to make it appear like they actually give a toss about offering a semi-decent massage. if they have passable English they can then engage the customer verbally, without overdoing it, in an attempt to be friendly. most importnantly, however, they need to get good at the tease. we all love the tease. the tease is what drives us to visit. if these dumbass chinese chicks actually bothered to consider that the "accidental touching" and intermittent fondling - done correctly - really gets the punter excited, they would have little trouble getting anywhere from $50-100 in extras.

many of these birds pass the "eye test", i.e. they appear quite attractive, especially if they're 20-25. so all they have to do is act friendly, build rapport through banter, try offer a semi-decent massage and get good at the tease (which is not rocket science). if they do that, they'll always get their $30 minimum but will find many punters part with up to $100 if there's touching involved.

if they thought about all of this for literally a single minute, they would soon find that offering a good service and a pleasant demeanour would make them extremely busy. if theres one thing ive learned about reading posts on this site it is that there is no shortage of demand for a good service but the supply isn't there.

once theyre extremely busy, these birds could be making around $1000/day. imagine making - say $700 a day - without declaring much of it, if any, working six days a week for a few years in Australia and taking all that cash back to hong kong as a 23 year old!

you've set yourself up for life and all it took was a smile and a tickle !!!
 
pamplonabull said:
one on the right.

why do you ask?
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I ask for two reasons:
1) I am a curious b'stard and
2) If I make a visit I will know which one to choose/avoid.

Thanks for your swift reply - as disingenuous as it appears to be.

BTW: The young lady at the same establishment whom I posted about here, a month ago, does not feature on that site.
 
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