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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Are you in Perth?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .
Obbie said:
Might o been a undercover one mate
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Nah she was ugly.....ive seen the undercover cops when they started the cleanup quite nice and attractive even spoke to one cnr palmerston & newcastle she wouldve blown anyones socks off streetwalkers were very much in the plain jane brigade
 
Hahaha I know I actually tried to say $30 but she said what why 10 I was like uhh I'll roll with that. During BJ she accepted another 20 to do her in the ass .
Castro said:
Lol! Ten bucks, really Dude? Be kind next time and cough up a bit more. Those must be very desperate people who need a lot of help from all of us.
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Wet room seat anyone????
 
Is there another one of these planned? It would be great to have them more regularly:)
 
Sounds out off this world don't think I could last 30 mins if she is as good as she claims
 
There are some good ones out there if you look around. Honey is Padbury is one of the good ones , although I have noticed she has put up her prices justb recently.
 
Thanks for the heads up mate. Yeah I have seen honey before but at the time she was working in forrestfield with Candy and also another young bbw. Have tried all of them and they were excellent at that time the blow and go was only $50 . Then tried them again when they moved to Willetton but this time honey was not there still got a great BJ out of the other two. Then the young one moved to Gosnells but she did raise her prices to $70 never went back .not sure why just lost interest but service was always good
 
Bj's are my fave too :)

I've looked at Honey's ads a fair few times but never got in to see her. Probably my absolute fave would be Charlie. She sometimes advertises on Locanto as 'in-car' - 'exceptional skills' - 'Rockingham'. Haven't seen her in a while but her BJ is fucking fantastic! Anyone else seen her?
 
purplefixer said:
Oh my!

Sadly, I've never reached conclusion from oral sex. Don't get me wrong, I *love* it, giving and receiving, but it's never ended in a bang, only a whimper. Pretty much I've always had to DIY. (DIM?)
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There needs to be an 'envy' rating. I don't have a very flexible back bone these days.
 
Okay, so Midland has Sunflower Massage, Teatree Massage, Well Massage, Midland Oriental Massage, and now there's a new place *inside* the Midland Gate called 'Chi'. Chi is offering one hour full body massage for $65 and looks quite upscale and professional, as you'd have to inside the gate. No review on that, but I might buzz by next week and have a look-see.

Last night though I skimmed in to see what was going on in Midland Oriental Massage:

Right in the front door, you immediately think 'Dingy, grimy, cramped, tiny'. And they have a lucky cat.
The front 'office' is roughly the size of a toilet cubicle, and then a narrow hallway lined with beat-up couches follows the right wall. Every couch is littered with pillows and blankets like the girls are living there. Not tidy.

BUT

And this is a big but. Like J-lo but. The place is actually quite clean. I checked. I was met by Jojo at the door, who was a quite pretty late-20s/early-30s woman in a comfy looking flower print dress. Only woman in the shop despite my calling ahead several times to find out if what was on offer was in the store. I looked into the room before I fronted up my dosh, and even sniffed the linens. Scrubbed my bare feet on the floor and came up clean! The place was lightly perfumed, and their beds are nearly twin-sized, with mattress tops and big puffy rice-cushions for the donut hole. Comfiest massage bed I've ever been on.

Ten minutes in we were interrupted by another custom, and she apologized to me and asked if she could start the massage over if she could come back in twenty minutes. I wasn't in a hurry, so said sure, and got to relax on the puffy comfy bed under a warm towel and some warm oil while she took off. I poked around the room a bit, and they're significantly better at dusting than I am at home. >.> When she came back after audibly washing her hands only fifteen minutes later (with her minty fresh breath and a quick clearing of her throat and glass of water...) I was laid out nice and relaxed on the table, waiting for my attention.

I have a puffy disk in my spine around the L5 (lower back bastard) and it causes problems all through my cocyx, and yesterday I went in with a tweaked neck. I told her about my back, and she immediately went to work on my shoulders, and sweeping down to my butt. We exchanged banter and she helped me practice my chinese a bit, while she probed to see if I knew what was up in the AMP scene. Which I do.

*Best massage I've had outside physical therapy.* Seriously. She figured out from the noises I was making and tiny little shifts and the muscle tone of where she was working where the attention needed to be, and she worked her elbows and knuckles into the underbutt joints of my hips, and all around the 'yow' area, as she called it, up over the top of the butt, base of the back. The only direct spinal pressure was the spinal mount below the neck where I now have a small bruise, but I'll be damned if the tweak in my neck wasn't *gone* by the time I left, and I could bend down and touch my toes without pain. She is definitely a full service provider, and after a pleasantly teasing cool-down stroke she worked me up to an energetic rise. End minutes were quite rushed for a $150 tip, but the sun was definitely down if you catch my meaning, and she must be from the north of China because those were Russian fingers.

Massage: 9/10
Location: 8/10
Girl: 7/10
Aftercare: 4/10
Additional: 4/10
Cost: 5/10

TL;DR: Jojo - Great massage, heavy donation, tiny but clean place, very comfy, meh extras.
 
I discovered wet massages on a trip to Sydney many years ago and loved it do much I had to go back for another a couple of days later. Been longing to have another ever since so would love it if it was available in Perth.
 
Balthalla said:
I discovered wet massages on a trip to Sydney many years ago and loved it do much I had to go back for another a couple of days later. Been longing to have another ever since so would love it if it was available in Perth.
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Well keep watching this space as its on the agenda at Secrets !!
 
lovemeamassage said:
Hi all,

So I was bored when working away recently and spent some time creating a map of some of the massage places and people talked about in the forums. Let me know what you think :)

Admins - apologies in advance if this isn't allowed but I only listed places that were freely discussed in the forums.

Also just realised that because of the forum changes,my links may not be correct.

https://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?...ll=-32.115149,115.904388&spn=0.86538,0.822601
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Nice work
 
I think I am pretty good, a lot of guys have told me its the best they have ever had, even if I am just one of the best they have had I am happy with that :p
 
A couple of Chinese girls passed through, but I was in Hedland and missed them.

Do the girls at the Chinese massage place provide 'extras' ?
 
Went for a drive through Highgate few days ago during the day totally dead. Might try again tonight I case I finds some chicks there
 
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