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what were your overall thoughts on this ad?

  • did you look at the pictures attached?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • Do you think the advertiser is genuine?

    Votes: 4 80.0%

  • How long have you been a member?

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Are you in Perth?

    Votes: 4 80.0%
  • Total voters
    5
  • Poll closed .
kendo said:
White flower in Maylands is now Body HQ and I think its legit. Wing massage is at 341 Great Eastern Hwy, Redcliffe WA 6104 .
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Body HQ is at the front (Guildford rd) of the complex. Always been legit. Inside is Phoenix Maasage. (Most definitely not legit) at the back of the complex and off 7th ave is the Thai place.
 
Snowy said:
I've had a really good run with the ladies for the past 3 years or so, met some wonderful ladies at many different parlors, I always will give a nice review to share with the Forum members if I can.,
Sadly yesterday all that changed, normally I won't give a bad review unless it is warranted, so here it is.
Set out for a massage heading towards Myaree yesterday afternoon, decided to pull into a carpark to see who was on, some of the parlors were busy for an hour or so, the others didn't answer there phone, so I turned around & headed towards Collins St Massage Parlor which is not far from where I live.

On arrival I called there number, no answer which is normally an indication that they are busy, at the end of the call they send me a price list for the massages.
I decided to walk in to see if anyone was available, young girl greets me at reception, takes me to a room & asks me how long do I want, 1 hr please, that will be $70 so I hand over my money, she says thanks get undressed lie on the table.

Not long after she comes in & we had some small talk about this & that, I tell her about my back injury & showed her where not to touch me, first thing she did was to press onto my back where I told her not to touch, had to tell her again, she giggled saying sorry, should have left then & there, my first mistake.
Massage starts again she didn't know what she was doing, then she leaves to attend to a customer that walks in, tells him sorry we are busy, back to massage walks out again for another walk in, tells him sorry we are busy, back to me sorry about that, I tell her that I am not happy about the constant interruptions, 2nd mistake.

Then she asks if it's okay to use oil, I say okay so she leaves again to get oil, I start to think why am I still here as this is the 3rd time she has left.
So she comes back in to start again, then asks my why I came to this parlor, I replied for a massage what else, she then said that I would be better of making a booking for a massage at a shopping centre. I asked her then why are you here? is this not a massage parlor because the sign out the front of the shop says ''Massage''.
She then says that the girls who work there don't do massage, only interested in doing extra's, of coarse I said the sign should say ''Extra's Only - No Massage''.

I asked her what her name was she said Donna then I told her my name, really forgot to ask her at the start, but I will never forget this punt ever , remember the oil she left to get, I don't because she never used a drop of it on me. While she asked me if I do extras with other girls which I said all the time she gave a touch on my sack & giggled, that was it as she actually never did the tease at all so we never got to discuss any extras, although I still do some extras I can't do the more rigorous one if you know what I mean.
Donna left the room again for the 4th time for another walk in customer, I could hear the conversation so clearly, you want massage, yes, how long, 45 mins- $60, okay, shows him to a room, says something to other lady in another room, goes back to him says 45 mins- right, yes 45 mins.
Finally comes back to me & says massage over I have booking for 45 mins- time for you to go, I will give you a refund, couldn't believe it, got off the table to start getting dressed but it was so dark in there I could hardly see. She comes back in I ask her to turn on the lights she said no lights I will leave door open, puts $25 on the bed then gives me a card to book a massage either for there or the shopping centre she has a massage at, I flicked the card on the table saying no thanks as I will never come back to this parlor again.

Donna asked why , so I politely told her I payed you $70 for 1 hr not 30 mins- accepted me as a customer, you left the room 4 times which is unacceptable, you then took a walk in for 45 mins- & tell me time to go massage is over, she then said so what I gave you some money back, I have booking that I have to keep , funny how all of a sudden she is speaking perfect English & we start to argue a bit. So I told her she is a liar & the guy that walked in never said that he had a booking with you at all, he actually asked for 45 mins- if he was a booking he would have asked for you by name & you would have known how long he booked you for now wouldn't you.
Told her you have lost a potential new customer & that you can't massage at all, possibly the worst ever, would be surprised if I even got 20 mins- of crap massage out of 30 mins- that I layed on the table for. Older lady working there offered me a glass of water as I was leaving the room but I declined, she heard everything I said & said sorry, we look after you better next time, I told her no next time , bad for business what Donna did to me why accept $70 for 1 hour if you have a 45 minute booking arriving in 30 minutes, she can't massage at all & is a liar, old lady said sorry again, told her I intend to let everyone know on Talkin Sex about how I was treated, enjoy the read.

So as the saying goes YMMV but I do not recommend Collins Street Massage at all for anything especially Donna, worst time for me especially with my back injury.

Feeling like I had no massage at all I booked Amy at Totally Relax for 1 hr of blissful massage, her massage made me feel a lot better, hope everyone enjoyed the read.
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Collins health Massage?On Collins Road I’m glad your shared your story went there once and will never return it’s only 5 mins drive from my home they are total rip offs.
 
Bali massage in murray st is shut I think. Map seems to be based on google so will either be shut down or hit with a huge invoice if it becomes popular.
 
It is based on my travels, my memory, locanto, and you guys. It will always be updated from information from you fellas out there, after all, it would be quite expensive for me to go to every shop and check. Yes I do check google maps when I enter a shops location, but only to get the right location and address.
It is a work in progress, always being updated from shops that are legit as or closed.
 
Jimmyanthony86 said:
Collins health Massage?On Collins Road I’m glad your shared your story went there once and will never return it’s only 5 mins drive from my home they are total rip offs.
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Snowy, Unfortunately thats the worst one in the area and its actually got worse. The three on Bannister Rd are all way better.
 
I have never done my wax. Would like to try once. Sick of shaving. Please suggest anywhere I could go for my first waxing? Is that painful? 😩
 
Whilst having a gander through Facebook Market Place for last min Xmas gifts I stumbled upon a few ladies advertising massage services. Whilst this is in the same vein as gumtree ‘Non Sexual’ we all know some gumtree advertisements lead to extras.

Has anyone tried the Market Place and had any success. I’m going start to whittle my way though in my area to see if there are any hidden gems
 
Jessica at AMP freo just over the bridge on left before servo. She has good technique for back particulary. Im recovering from a wrist operation and have needed back and hand massaged.

I gave up on the one bordering in coogee. That ones rubbish.
 
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yes/no? and who does them in Perth, any amps does this and if so who? i am looking for someone who would do this and is beginner friendly as its something i want to experience to tick of my bucket list.
 
Madman said:
I have never done my wax. Would like to try once. Sick of shaving. Please suggest anywhere I could go for my first waxing? Is that painful? 😩
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If you are not looking for a fancy, dressed sexy with a lot make up young girls, I would highly recommend Hong at XY Wellbeing Centre. She is the most gentle, thorough and caring Beauty Therapist for waxing I have met so far. She speaks English like an Aussie. Like her sense of humours. Time goes fast. Still a little pain while the wax removed but not really feel much to me.
 
I tried Jane Jane for a remedial massage. She is based in Kewdale. Qualified therapist and can claim hicaps.
Super busy when I went. A guy before and a guy straight after. Everyone meeting up in her small driveway.
No extras offered or asked for.
She was happy/preferred no underwear, meant she could work on glutes better.
YMMV
 
kendo said:
Snowy, Unfortunately thats the worst one in the area and its actually got worse. The three on Bannister Rd are all way better.
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Thanks kendo , could you supply the names & addresses of the Bannister Rd parlors, I only know the old Comfort Massage opposite the markets.
 
prankwar101 said:
yes/no? and who does them in Perth, any amps does this and if so who? i am looking for someone who would do this and is beginner friendly as its something i want to experience to tick of my bucket list.
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G'day,
I would say 98% of girls will accommodate, just ask
 
i want someone who is experienced in the area and would accomodate my first time, not some random who does it occasionally and wont be good
 
I saw a lady in Northbridge a while back... Holly i think it was? I wanted to give it a go, turns out it wasn't for me but she was super understanding and good about the whole process. Not sure if she is still working. This was maybe a year ago or thereabouts, maybe a bit longer.

Update: after i typed out the above, and before i hit 'post reply', i had a quick search on Locanto... this is her;

Oh, also i think it is technically the suburb of 'Perth'... but i call that whole area 'Northbridge' because it's north of the horseshoe bridge.
 
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I text them couple of months ago, they said true photo didn't end up going .Guess that was a good decision. There was a doing all the texting if still the same people.
 
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