What's your most awkward moment in a booking?

[AxeMan]

What should he have done? I had a couple of times I felt one building up and was clenching my cheeks so hard. The masseuse noticed and told me to relax. Luckily nothing happened....

Everyone farts. Sometimes it's unavoidable or accidental. It's more about the way you do it and your reaction afterwards that determines your dickhead rating I think.

 

[Maria]

What should he have done? I had a couple of times I felt one building up and was clenching my cheeks so hard. The masseuse noticed and told me to relax. Luckily nothing happened....

It's not the fart as much I have a problem with I am a country girl remember
It's the "not using manners and laughing excessively loud" that ruined the booking for me

So boys if you fluff say pardon

Xxx

 

[Ginger Spice]

A client's head was in between my thighs giving me VERY enjoyable wet pleasure and I came all over his face.
Except when he popped his head up with a cheeky grin he was wearing the Dolmio grin! It had come a week early.
Totally embarrassed I had to tell him and he showered and washed his face. I ran out and found a nifty sponge, had a very good wash and popped it up me and returned to the room. I lay back down and back he goes head between thighs. I pulled his hwad up and reiterated to him that I just got my period. He said, "yeah but when you left the room I thought you got rid of it. So it's gone now right". Um....
Turns out he didn't mind at all. So I continued to receive pleasure. The end.

HAHAHAHA oh dear....

 

[Ginger Spice]

Msg mw please

Can I see you

Msg me please

Can I see you now?

Calm your cloud.

 

[Ginger Spice]

So hairpieces figure in a few tales of woe. Just curious, why do W/L's use them -- as a clever disguise to conceal your identity or because you think that's what the clients want? Seems unnecessarily bothersome.

Some wear it for that extra bit of anonymity . I personally wear mine because I love the look of long hair. So when I don't have extensions in the good ol' ponytail extension do the trick while giving my hair a break from the tapes

 

[bushseeker]

Everyone farts. Sometimes it's unavoidable or accidental. It's more about the way you do it and your reaction afterwards that determines your dickhead rating I think.

Incidental bodily noises often happen duringsex especially lengthy sessions from both partys . normally id say nothing act like I didnt hear it and carry on...
... this doesnt count for blatant schoolyard stuff like farting in faces.. pull my finger etc

 

[bushseeker]

Calm your cloud.

More like go back to locanto....
if he wasnt so juiced up on meth staring at his rock cock thinking its 20 inches of hard cement he would realise her contact details are in her profile....

 

[Nateeee]

I once flew to Perth, hadn't slept for 36 hours.. thought I was good to go... booked a very popular lady for around for 3 hours and fell asleep on her... I'll never forget her scowl before I passed out.. I'm surprised she didn't whip me awake... but I was really tired lol.. I'll never live that one down

I've fallen asleep 6 times with 2 different ex girlfriends. Pretty difficult trying to explain it haha. And one ran off with my best mate in the end. I try to sleep more these days!