What's your most awkward moment in a booking?

Rochelle

Rochelle

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I had a client once (rather drunk) who after 10 min of cuddles and taking clothes off decided that he had to throw up right here and now. I jumped off the bed, grabbed the rubbish bin in super speed as there was no way that he would make it off the bed in time and forced him to throw up in the bin.........oh dear, what an intimate moment especially when he tried to come closer again after done deal :eek: No way! I washed his face, gave him some mouth wash, helped him in his clothes as it occurred to him that he might be sick again and better goes home. The poor guy was so embarrassed I doubt he has been back since.
 
XLNC

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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So hairpieces figure in a few tales of woe. Just curious, why do W/L's use them -- as a clever disguise to conceal your identity or because you think that's what the clients want? Seems unnecessarily bothersome.
 
Alexis Lily

Alexis Lily

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I did the littlest fluff once, and it was a really hot session.. It just kinda went "pfffft..." I didnt think the client noticed so I kept going about things.. until he said... "& Pardon?..."
I went dead silent for a moment and decided after a bit of deliberation over whether to admit or not that I was better off ignoring it and keep going... Maybe not the most awkward moment on the scale of things, but enough for me.. I tend to like my bookings to be planned even if spontaneous and smooth... ;)
 
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Adrianna Lush

A client's head was in between my thighs giving me VERY enjoyable wet pleasure and I came all over his face.
Except when he popped his head up with a cheeky grin he was wearing the Dolmio grin! It had come a week early.
Totally embarrassed I had to tell him and he showered and washed his face. I ran out and found a nifty sponge, had a very good wash and popped it up me and returned to the room. I lay back down and back he goes head between thighs. I pulled his hwad up and reiterated to him that I just got my period. He said, "yeah but when you left the room I thought you got rid of it. So it's gone now right". Um....
Turns out he didn't mind at all. So I continued to receive pleasure. The end.
 
homer

homer

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Hmmm...this is an awkward post.

I once had a 69ner moment and ended up with free bonus ketchup. When the gorgeous lady, alerted me to the fact, my pole went south. After the wash, she tried so hard to erect that pole again but south is all the pole can go.
 
Happy2

Happy2

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homer said:
Hmmm...this is an awkward post.

I once had a 69ner moment and ended up with free bonus ketchup. When the gorgeous lady, alerted me to the fact, my pole went south. After the wash, she tried so hard to erect that pole again but south is all the pole can go.
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You don't remember the old adage?
If the rivers running red Take the brown road instead.
 
Alexis Lily

Alexis Lily

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Adrianna Lush said:
A client's head was in between my thighs giving me VERY enjoyable wet pleasure and I came all over his face.
Except when he popped his head up with a cheeky grin he was wearing the Dolmio grin! It had come a week early.
Totally embarrassed I had to tell him and he showered and washed his face. I ran out and found a nifty sponge, had a very good wash and popped it up me and returned to the room. I lay back down and back he goes head between thighs. I pulled his hwad up and reiterated to him that I just got my period. He said, "yeah but when you left the room I thought you got rid of it. So it's gone now right". Um....
Turns out he didn't mind at all. So I continued to receive pleasure. The end.
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OMG.. OMG... Omg.. that takes the cake!! omg.. hahaha xx
 
XLNC

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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happy2 said:
Is your holiday is Namibia so boring you have to read this" Bloody ' thread your xlnc?
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It's Swaziland. And the natives are revolting. Here's me writing you a postcard: :writer: :pics:

Anyway, how can I not read and comment on Miss Lush's prize awkward moment -- though perhaps her punter should win any trophy for his lack of sex hedumacation. :asshat:
 
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Maria

Back when I first started (and on occasion) I was massaging the upper hamstrings/bottom then all of a sudden the gentleman farted right in my face. I would of been ok and said nothing had he not farted again then laughed his head off :-(

I asked him how he would feel if someone did that to him.... He said sorry after that little stern talk of being rude and not apologising instead of losing it laughing
 
homer

homer

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Maria said:
Haha as long as you apologise :p
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Exactly, right. Where are people's manners these day? I mean I would at least have to pardon myself a dozen times a day...when you do that, having manners becomes a habit. *Burp* Excuse me...;)
 
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glitch69

Maria said:
Back when I first started (and on occasion) I was massaging the upper hamstrings/bottom then all of a sudden the gentleman farted right in my face. I would of been ok and said nothing had he not farted again then laughed his head off :-(

I asked him how he would feel if someone did that to him.... He said sorry after that little stern talk of being rude and not apologising instead of losing it laughing
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What should he have done? I had a couple of times I felt one building up and was clenching my cheeks so hard. The masseuse noticed and told me to relax. Luckily nothing happened....
 
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