What's your most awkward moment in a booking?

Ginger Spice

Ginger Spice

Here Comes Trouble
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So. I usually wear hair extensions for work (tape, so clients can pull etc and there is very little chance of them budging)
but I am currently waiting for my new ones to arrive so in the mean time I am wearing ponytail extensions. Simple and easy to put in.... however that means they are easy to pull out too.

I can understand how clients can get confused to think it is indeed my real hair.

I had a lovely young gentleman in play room not too long ago who I was watching in the mirror as he was doing me from behind and then the worst thing happened, and it happened too quickly for me to be able to stop it..... He reaches out and yanks my ponytail... Out.... It took me a few minutes to compose myself enough to explain to the poor mortified guy that it isn't my real hair.... Luckily he had a good sense of humour. Since then I have been putting a lot more extra bobby pins in to try and prevent it from happening again.


awkward....
 
bepp

bepp

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Ginger Spice said:
So. I usually wear hair extensions for work (tape, so clients can pull etc and there is very little chance of them budging)
but I am currently waiting for my new ones to arrive so in the mean time I am wearing ponytail extensions. Simple and easy to put in.... however that means they are easy to pull out too.

I can understand how clients can get confused to think it is indeed my real hair.

I had a lovely young gentleman in play room not too long ago who I was watching in the mirror as he was doing me from behind and then the worst thing happened, and it happened too quickly for me to be able to stop it..... He reaches out and yanks my ponytail... Out.... It took me a few minutes to compose myself enough to explain to the poor mortified guy that it isn't my real hair.... Luckily he had a good sense of humour. Since then I have been putting a lot more extra bobby pins in to try and prevent it from happening again.


awkward....
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XLNC

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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I had an awkward hair moment too though not quite that dramatic/hilarious. This ML was wearing a wig which I didn't initially realise (it was a darkened room) and I managed to dislodge it from its moorings, so that it was sitting more than a tad askew (as they said in Seinfeld). Poor thing was mortified and hastily rearranged it before resuming normal service.
 
Farm Boy 2

Farm Boy 2

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Getting

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can be awkward
 
Happy2

Happy2

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Actually It wasn't normal that the lady said I think it was the W/L compliment of
"Your not weird"
 
Ziggy Pop

Ziggy Pop

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I had a guy fart on my head while I was preforming oral on him. Judging by the smell, he had been either been drinking for days, or something had died up his butt.

Either way, farting now makes its way up the list to the top five things a client should refrain from doing in a booking.
 
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Dallas

Dallas

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I once flew to Perth, hadn't slept for 36 hours.. thought I was good to go... booked a very popular lady for around for 3 hours and fell asleep on her... I'll never forget her scowl before I passed out.. I'm surprised she didn't whip me awake... but I was really tired lol.. I'll never live that one down :eek:
 
Dallas

Dallas

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Ziggy Pop said:
I had a guy fart on my head while I was preforming oral on him. Judging by the smell, he had been either been drinking for days, or something had died up his butt.

Either way, farting now makes its way up the list of the top five things a client should refrain from doing in a booking.
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What are the other four? .. mabye I don't want to know??... ok better tell me ... oh is one of them called The Cosby Sweater?.. just for the record I don't do that btw :eek:
 
Xtraman

Xtraman

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Being an older gentleman I dont ask for kissing but occasionally it happens.
Im very wary about it and always wait for the WL to initiate.

So one day we have a "hi haven't seen you in long time" hug and as she moves towards my face and what appeared to be a kiss coming ....... I pucker up and she turns her head.... :( AWKWARD! Moment

XM
 
Ginger Spice

Ginger Spice

Here Comes Trouble
Legend Member
Ziggy Pop said:
I had a guy fart on my head while I was preforming oral on him. Judging by the smell, he had been either been drinking for days, or something had died up his butt.

Either way, farting now makes its way up the list to the top five things a client should refrain from doing in a booking.
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ugh.... I had a client who couldn't speak English lift his leg up and fart before I even started.... trying to explain he can't do that again was difficult.
 
Ginger Spice

Ginger Spice

Here Comes Trouble
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Dallas said:
I once flew to Perth, hadn't slept for 36 hours.. thought I was good to go... booked a very popular lady for around for 3 hours and fell asleep on her... I'll never forget her scowl before I passed out.. I'm surprised she didn't whip me awake... but I was really tired lol.. I'll never live that one down :eek:
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Could of been worse. Could of happened while she was performing oral... That makes you feel real good haha
 
Dallas

Dallas

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Ginger Spice said:
Could of been worse. Could of happened while she was performing oral... That makes you feel real good haha
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Yes that was my biggest concern that she thought I found her that boring that I fell asleep and then I think she thought I was going to give her a bad review, but I gave her a great one, it was just me they was bad :rolleyes:
 
Miss Chloe

Miss Chloe

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I went on an escort with a couple of other ladies and none of the gents wanted to see one of the girls. They didn't say anything to her so luckily she was nine the wiser but it was very awkward for those of us that had realised :/

or another time on escort again(maybe this is why I don't like them! Haha) as I was leaving his place I had to walk past his brother and brothers gf. They totally knew what I was doing there! Lol
 
Dallas

Dallas

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A lady I used to see regularly in Sydney once told me that she saw a client at his home who seemed great, but he neglected to tell her that he was married and his wife walked in on them and chased her out the front with a knife and threw her clothes out with her. She was forced to get dressed on the front porch. Sounds to me like the wife should have been chasing the husband out with a knife... :eek:
 
Langtrees VIP Darwin

Langtrees VIP Darwin

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Ginger Spice said:
So. I usually wear hair extensions for work (tape, so clients can pull etc and there is very little chance of them budging)
but I am currently waiting for my new ones to arrive so in the mean time I am wearing ponytail extensions. Simple and easy to put in.... however that means they are easy to pull out too.

I can understand how clients can get confused to think it is indeed my real hair.

I had a lovely young gentleman in play room not too long ago who I was watching in the mirror as he was doing me from behind and then the worst thing happened, and it happened too quickly for me to be able to stop it..... He reaches out and yanks my ponytail... Out.... It took me a few minutes to compose myself enough to explain to the poor mortified guy that it isn't my real hair.... Luckily he had a good sense of humour. Since then I have been putting a lot more extra bobby pins in to try and prevent it from happening again.


awkward....
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Ginger I cannot stop laughing, you would have been mortified. So funny
 
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