Todays humor Amuse me plz I'm stressed

[Mrs Langtrees]

 

[mrys]

 

[Slugger1]

 

[DancingDollar]

What do you call a kangaroo run over by a road train?
Rooted

 

[CraigieBoi]

Fairy mother tells Cinderella be home by midnight from the ball, otherwise your lady bits will turn into pumpkin.

Midnight comes and goes, no Cinderella. Fairy mother is worried.

Then 3am Cinderella comes back all happy and singing. Fairy mother yells at her, Why are you late etc?

Cinderella replies, yes yes i was on my way back home. I was trying to get back by midnight.
But i bumped into Peter Peter pumpkin eater.

 

[Shortnthick doesthetrick]

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[Obbie]

 

[richm]

What sound does a one legged Turkey make ... ?



... wobble, wobble

 

[Shortnthick doesthetrick]

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[Obbie]

Definitely some truth here

 

[richm]

Sat in church one Sunday, an elderly Gentleman leans over to his elderly wife & whispers;
Darling, I've just let off one of my silent farts, what should I do ... ?
Her immediate response ... "Turn your hearing aid up!"

 

[mike hunt]

Pertroll prices

 

[lỗ đít]

On a flight yestie when the lovely young trolley dolly asked, "would you like some head phones" to which I cheerfully replied, "sure that would be great butt how did you know my name was phones" Needless to say that flight will go down in the...

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Guy has $40 bucks left over for himself for the week after paying bills and whatnot and decides to go to one of the three massage parlours in town.
Nervously he goes inside the first one and tells the receptionist he has $40 bucks what service can he get for $40 bucks the receptionist replies $40 bucks gets you a penguin no thanks he replies.
Next night he is still horny goes to the second massage parlour in town same story $40 bucks gets you a penguin.
The third night he goes to the last massage parlour in town asks what service do I get for $40 bucks a penguin the receptionist replies.
The man pays his $40 bucks for the penguin then this beautiful girl takes him into a room and starts performing a blowjob just as he got aroused she walks off.
He yells out chasing the girl with his pants around his knees where you going.

 

[mrys]

 

[HappyPirate]

Are we having a Good-Day????

 

[LongHair]

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is that what I was doing wrong!!!

 

[RugbyMermaid]

Are we having a Good-Day????

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Dark humor

 

[RugbyMermaid]

local drugs dealer growing Lettuce Healthy Bahaha i don't think lettuce itself is illegal

 

[RugbyMermaid]

hee hee

 

[RugbyMermaid]

How’s ️ Making wonderful coffee ️ In morning

 

[LongHair]

hee hee

she looks a little cock eyed to me

 

[mechat]

Love this page

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

This is how politics works

 

[Goodstuff36 Bon truc in french]

Ever had one of these

 

[LongHair]

When I was growing up my mother told me that when I was older I was going meet and marry Miss Right.

Little did I know at the time her middle name was going to be Always.....

 

[RugbyMermaid]

I saw bunnings gardener group share in this morning how growing like this ,Super awesome shape

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I saw bunnings gardener group share in this morning how growing like this ,Super awesome shape

@RugbyMermaid can you look at this post and tell me your thoughts plz on the new way of viewing the forum the girls need to join in the discussion as a BIG decision to make https://www.talkinsex.com/threads/u...irst-we-need-your-feedback.85270/#post-772510

 

[RugbyMermaid]

@RugbyMermaid can you look at this post and tell me your thoughts plz on the new way of viewing the forum the girls need to join in the discussion as a BIG decision to make https://www.talkinsex.com/threads/u...irst-we-need-your-feedback.85270/#post-772510

Ok

 

[DancingDollar]

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Wataya call a Woman, without a Man????

Wo……..sorry had too