Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[Adrianna Lush]

She's an old banger, I keep 'er just for the kids to beat up.

Funniest so far

 

[Adrianna Lush]

You're expensive and inefficient. I'm selling you to the cheapest buyer

 

[Dave Magic]

Yeeessss this is Rochelle s car
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Looks like she needs a bit of grooming luv. ..

 

[Adrianna Lush]

(P.s. this might be a tad sad but I am getting a lot of laughs from this thread)

 

[Adrianna Lush]

If I ever want to kill myself, id just stay Inside you and fill you up with gas.

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Lovin the huge airbags

 

[chibi]

Nice waxjob

 

[Spicey]

It used to belong to my dad...

...he got a new one and I got to keep his old one.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- "My Daddy luvs to Wax my rear-end"

 

[chibi]

Lovin the huge airbags

The airbags were right in my face!

 

[Happy2]

I had some problem with the rear end but I greased it up and now it works real smooth

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- I need fresh lube, every 1000km off hard Riding

 

[Adrianna Lush]

I had some problem with the rear end but I greased it up and now it works real smooth

Love it!!!!!

 

[Adrianna Lush]

You're such a c@nt to ride

 

[Adrianna Lush]

I'm loaning you to Happy2 for a few hours

 

[Adrianna Lush]

I see you're parked on the street corner

 

[Adrianna Lush]

You go through the Maccas drivethru too many times. Gettin a little beefy

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Open wide so the mechanic can see how you work.

 

[Adrianna Lush]

I wish you were German or Italian or even American...not this crappy Aussie piece of sh#t

 

[Adrianna Lush]

I'm gunna strip you down and show ya to all me mates and let them tinker with your parts

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Not even the wreckers would want you in this state

 

[Happy2]

What have I started ? Adrianna is going to go into meltdown Slow down girl The thread will still be here tomorrow

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy LOL, I agree Bro H2, Adriana has found a new hobby and she is very good and very funny

 

[Adrianna Lush]

What have I started ? Adrianna is going to go into meltdown Slow down girl The thread will still be here tomorrow

I love it hahahahaaha thanks for the thread hahah

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Ahoy LOL, I agree Bro H2, Adriana has found a new hobby and she is very good and very funny

What can I say...cars are funnier than girlfriends

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- What got two doors and an open Top? my.............
BMW 2 Convertible

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Ahoy;- What got two doors and an open Top? my.............
BMW 2 Convertible

Hahahhahaha!!!! Excellent

 

[Adrianna Lush]

Grandpa's old girl...wwhat a classic smooth ride

 

[Adrianna Lush]

She purrs when she's just been filled up

 

[Adrianna Lush]

She takes me anywhere...from brothel to brothel.