Things you can say about your car but Not your Girlfriend

[Historian]

What's the difference between a flat tyre and a nun?
Well, have you ever had a nun go down on you?

 

[Historian]

She's got a spare tyre.

 

[Historian]

A: Does she go?
B: Mate! Does she ever!

 

[Historian]

She's blown my gasket!

 

[Historian]

The old PV. What memories

I don't call her my Fuck Truck for nothing.
I don't call her my Shaggin Wagon for nothing.
I don't call her my Sin Bin for nothing.

Waits for someone to quote the boring sticker.

 

[Historian]

I wonder how many kids were conceived in that thing.

 

[Historian]

Can I pimp a ride?

 

[Historian]

Time to pump it up.

 

[chibi]

Fill 'er up mate!

Well actually I guess you could say that if you were at a swingers club

 

[lookinglong]

It may be a bit tight with 5

 

[lookinglong]

Safety is never to be ignored

 

[lookinglong]

 

[Johnnyshakes]

In my perspective, Escorts are better than girlfriends. They are quality listeners as compared to your average girl. Since when I was in Frankfurt city last week, I hired an Escort Lady from Frankfurtbabes.com. Her name was Tessa and she literally listened to everything I asked and Provided the experience that I have never encountered with any of my girlfriends in the past.