Some cartoons, bringing this back for a laugh

[Jaimi]

Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.

 

[Kim Darwin]

1. What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

I love it - classic

 

[Phoebe]

Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.

Not if she is not your wife but someone else's !!

 

[Kim Darwin]

Q: What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A: Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!

Q: What did the letter O say to Q?
A: Dude, your junk is hanging out.

Q: How do you know you have a high sperm count?
A: Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Q: What’s the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom?
A: One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

 

[Kim Darwin]

Well, well well x

 

[bepp]

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Well, well well x

Duh ........

 

[Becky]

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?


A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

 

[Kim Darwin]

How embarrassed would one be ...lol

 

[Becky]

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[Jaimi]

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

 

[Becky]

Can't beat that level of satisfaction

 

[jerry hattrick]

Oh for the lotto life

 

[Jaimi]

Weather tonight at Langtrees

 

[Becky]

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[Kim Darwin]

Serious - who would want to see that !

 

[Coralin767]

Sexual playing myself what are you waiting for just hit my username on kik and we can having fun just follow me on kik and ill responce here my kik username ... Coralin767

 

[Anita Ash]

The first time I'm flattered, by the third or fourth time someone tries to give me their phone number or tell me they want to take me on a "real date" I'm pretty much over it and I just want the booking to end. I always aim to make my guests feel appreciated and respected but there are still boundaries.

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- Yeeeeeee Gotto Luv the......... CAM-Girl`s.........
You can follow meeeeeeee, by sending me RUM bottles.
Have fun in all you do.

 

[Jaimi]

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[Madam Tracey]

Q What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

A I don't know , but I never had a lentil pee on my face!

 

[Kim Darwin]

Don't forget to pay the gardener

 

[Kim Darwin]

That will sort out the doona theives x

 

[Jaimi]

I should try this with my boyfriend. Doesn't like to share

That will sort out the doona theives x

 

[Jaimi]

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Hahaha

 

[Becky]

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[Logan VIP Perth]

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[Logan VIP Perth]

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[Jaimi]

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?

Because you could easily fit another pair of breasts there.

 

[Becky]

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[Jaimi]

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