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Ha ha ha....the last supper...
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Who remembers rove.....lol
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Drama Anyone, this is brilliant!
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Ahoy By Tiger640
So this guy walks into a doctor’s office with a terrible speech impediment.
The doctor says “How can I help you?”
The responds “d-d-d-d-d-doctor I have th-th-th-th-this h-h-h-h-h-orrible sp-sp-speech impediment”
The doctor says, “Calm down, calm down. Take off your clothes and lie on that table. I will give you a physical and find the problem”
So the guy says “o-ok-ok-ok-okay doctor” and does so
The doctor gets done with the physical and says “Well I have found your problem. Your dick is too large, and it is weighing down your vocal cords causing you to have a speech impediment. I am going to have to cut your penis off and replace it with a smaller penis”
The guy says “w-w-w-w-ell doctor, d-d-d-d-d-do-do whatever you h-h-h-h-h-ave to”
So the doctor goes through with the surgery and tells the guy to come back in a couple weeks to see how things are going
So the guy comes back a couple weeks later and says
“Doctor, it’s terrible. I can’t talk to women anymore. I have no confidence. I suck in the bed… all I want is my dick back”
And the doctor responds “f-f-f-f-f-f**k you”
So this guy walks into a doctor’s office with a terrible speech impediment.
The doctor says “How can I help you?”
The responds “d-d-d-d-d-doctor I have th-th-th-th-this h-h-h-h-h-orrible sp-sp-speech impediment”
The doctor says, “Calm down, calm down. Take off your clothes and lie on that table. I will give you a physical and find the problem”
So the guy says “o-ok-ok-ok-okay doctor” and does so
The doctor gets done with the physical and says “Well I have found your problem. Your dick is too large, and it is weighing down your vocal cords causing you to have a speech impediment. I am going to have to cut your penis off and replace it with a smaller penis”
The guy says “w-w-w-w-ell doctor, d-d-d-d-d-do-do whatever you h-h-h-h-h-ave to”
So the doctor goes through with the surgery and tells the guy to come back in a couple weeks to see how things are going
So the guy comes back a couple weeks later and says
“Doctor, it’s terrible. I can’t talk to women anymore. I have no confidence. I suck in the bed… all I want is my dick back”
And the doctor responds “f-f-f-f-f-f**k you”
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Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line-up in a straight row, totally nude,in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had notreached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up.................
and all the other bells started to ring.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had notreached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up.................
and all the other bells started to ring.
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Medical examination..........
While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady started taking off her panties.....
Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put on your clothes.
Just show me your tongue.
While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady started taking off her panties.....
Doctor, stopping her: "No! No! Please put on your clothes.
Just show me your tongue.
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Meant to be an ad from the 60`s.. anybody old here that can confirm??
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO DAVID TENNANT
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I was waiting for this one.....
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Yep thats right, better get them out and let them breath, you should know its very unhealthy to have them all tucked away with no air circulation...;-)
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HEEHEE, poor Castiel...
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000." ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000." ;
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
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The Big Fat Quizzes are grand, this is my favourite one:
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Hih hih
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