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[eskyhotass]

Hi guys,
Hope to have fun here.
Cheers for the add up.

 

[Gobble_Doc]

Hey Lana,

I'm going to truly miss your contributions, but you've gone very quiet on here recently?

Are you saving it all up for a spectacular final day/night (or two)? Maybe the porn equivalent of the Australia Day fireworks show?

Yours, ever-optimistically,

GD xxx

 

[westy]

At least 10 days since she's been sighted.......but who's counting.

 

[XLNC]

OK, H2, what did you do?!

 

[Happy2]

Why is it when the Missus who is universally loved for her great taste in filth goes missing The 1st person you all look at is the Husband?

Oh well off to bunnings for another 20 ft of chains and some manacles
And some sound proofing padding for the cellar

 

[Miss Monique]

Must come visit the cellar when your finished sounds like a fun place

 

[Happy2]

It is full of whines Miss M

 

[XLNC]

Sounds like it'd be an absolute scream.

 

[Phoebe]

Why is it when the Missus who is universally loved for her great taste in filth goes missing The 1st person you all look at is the Husband?

Oh well off to bunnings for another 20 ft of chains and some manacles
And some sound proofing padding for the cellar

And to your nearest bottle shop for some chianti whilst taking Precious for it's daily walk....

 

[homer]

Why is it when the Missus who is universally loved for her great taste in filth goes missing The 1st person you all look at is the Husband?

Oh well off to bunnings for another 20 ft of chains and some manacles
And some sound proofing padding for the cellar

Because Murder She Wrote.

 

[Happy2]

Using ink made from BLOOD oranges

 

[westy]

Welcome to the filthy side

GOODBYE

 

[Happy2]

As Westy said time to say goodbye so
Don't let the door hit you
Where God split you

Cheery pip

 

[homer]

Hello and good morning, good afternoon, good night and good bye to miss Lana filthy dirty porno collection of protein oozing, with many agreements and oh god moments.

 

[Lana]

lets see if this is working.......................

 

[homer]

Helloooo nurse....it's definitely working, miss Lana. Is this the resurrection of the #!#$#$$@!@## porno forum?

 

[aussie_single34]

Its working for me
You know what I like

 

[Lana]

 

[Lana]

 

[Lana]

A big hello to everyone.... Good to have the porn back up and running....
I will try my best to update all the threads ASAP
Don't forget your all welcome to add pics

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

Hello fairy godmother, your board is going off already....

 

[HappyPirate]

Ahoy;- There no-stopping Mistress Lana
PS;- Does Mistress still have an Old farmer for a Hubby?

Rob Zombie - Never Gonna Stop

 

[kencan]

Hello fairy godmother, your board is going off already....

LOL MA,I reckon there just might be a few fellas going off with the return. Of Lana's site.

 

[homer]

oh ohh oh...here it is...it's back. I sense movements....

 

[Strat]

I feel the earth move! And it is a very nice moooove.

 

[Lana]

Hello fairy godmother, your board is going off already....

yes it is ..... YAY

 

[Lana]

Ahoy;- There no-stopping Mistress Lana
PS;- Does Mistress still have an Old farmer for a Hubby?

Rob Zombie - Never Gonna Stop

i havent heard that he dumped me yet

 

[Lana]

LOL MA,I reckon there just might be a few fellas going off with the return. Of Lana's site.

Thank u honey

 

[Lana]

 

[Lana]