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[Phoebe]

Chill my lovelies it appears all comments in this thread may have to be approved so stop getting knickers in a knot.

So if you have posted you have not been ignored it's may be no staff online and no one has been free to approve post. Or I could be wrong and have no idea what I am on about lol

Knickers... who wears those, I wear G-Strings my love cant get those in a knot that would be rather painful!!

LOL

 

[Miss Monique]

O yes that would be a bit painful Talk about major wedgie

 

[Phoebe]

Yep even spongebob agrees....

 

[bepp]

let me bring this up... whom flicked me the bird literally the other week.... now is that friendly or what?? LOL

Now we are even..... back to normal transmission....

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[nattedogge]

Hello all..! I passed the initiation and am happy to be here & chat / look around
If no one wants to say hello back I'll understand .... there seems to be a bit of talk about that on here I see...
Hehehe...
But seriously ... this site has some pretty good threads in general so far..
Anyone have advice / hints / tips / recommendations for someone wanting to visit Langtrees for the first time..??

 

[Lana]

hi sweet, good to have you on board

 

[bepp]

yeah take a LOT of cash with ya

 

[Happy2]

Hello all..! I passed the initiation and am happy to be here & chat / look around
If no one wants to say hello back I'll understand .... there seems to be a bit of talk about that on here I see...
Hehehe...
But seriously ... this site has some pretty good threads in general so far..
Anyone have advice / hints / tips / recommendations for someone wanting to visit Langtrees for the first time..??

Just walk in nattedogge Unlike other houses it has the lounge No parade past Just people at ease chatting maybe even playing a game of pool You will just ease into the place No worries

Dont worry about the lad out front in the bridal gown wearing Kmart lingerie and holding a whip and scratching Like only us fellas can do Thats just our Phoebe

You will be fine nattedogge

 

[Phoebe]

Just walk in nattedogge Unlike other houses it has the lounge No parade past Just people at ease chatting maybe even playing a game of pool You will just ease into the place No worries

Dont worry about the lad out front in the bridal gown wearing Kmart lingerie and holding a whip and scratching Like only us fellas can do Thats just our Phoebe

You will be fine nattedogge

KMART Lingerie......So f-ing funny really.... Does Kmart sell lingerie..... Come on ewe can do better than that, and If I was out front I would be in a nicely tailored skirt suit, heels stockings and sexy La'Perla Lingerie....... And as for a whip.....

I am thinking along the lines of this.....

for those smart arsed country folks.

For those that love it not so rough but kinky this:

But the ones in society that know what they desire and love a good whipping which some on here would me finks this would really get them lining up:

 

[XLNC]

That last one is reserved for h/p surely. After polishing off a barrel of rum, he probably would like nothing more than to be licked by a pussy with nine tails.

 

[Miss Monique]

Just walk in nattedogge Unlike other houses it has the lounge No parade past Just people at ease chatting maybe even playing a game of pool You will just ease into the place No worries

Dont worry about the lad out front in the bridal gown wearing Kmart lingerie and holding a whip and scratching Like only us fellas can do Thats just our Phoebe

You will be fine nattedogge

OMG all most wet my self laughing at this.
Now you should know our phoebe only wears the best

 

[Happy2]

OMG all most wet my self laughing at this.
Now you should know our phoebe only wears the best

I did say K mart not the reject shop Miss M
Now if a bloke makes you laugh hard enough to pee during a booking Is the gent then billed an extra $50 for the Golden shower ?

 

[Phoebe]

OMG all most wet my self laughing at this.
Now you should know our phoebe only wears the best

My lowest brand of lingerie is Berlei' sport for walking in.... They wick moisture away fabulously.....

 

[bepp]

the wick moisture away?????.....

 

[Phoebe]

they wick moisture away?????.....

Yes when you exercise you sweat, its called moisture not sweat, the lingerie wicks that away so you stay fresh! Magic really.....

 

[Happy2]

the wick moisture away?????.....

Yes Bepp his Man-wick drips I think he would fail the health check

 

[Phoebe]

Yes Bepp his Man-wick drips I think he would fail the health check

NO prostate issues here........

 

[bepp]

Feebz+n H2 u both amaze me itz lick ur both sharing the same bean bag

 

[Happy2]

Feebz+n H2 u both amaze me itz lick ur both sharing the same bean bag

I wouldnt lick his beanbag especially if his wick is weeping

 

[bakerboy]

A bit more asses smacking

and of course clip and a gallery The link is broken, so has been taken down.

 

[Miss Monique]

NO prostate issues here........

OMG Phoebe has balls, surly not
The thought of a dripping wick in those silk panties just tragic
Brings me to ask what washing powder do you use for those delicate's
Scented or unscented. I'm a fan on Dr Bronner's Castile Liquid Soap

 

[Happy2]

They're only K Mart products Miss M He probably buys them in job lots
Throws them out after a dozen wearings
So no need to wash them

 

[Phoebe]

OMG Phoebe has balls, surly not
The thought of a dripping wick in those silk panties just tragic
Brings me to ask what washing powder do you use for those delicate's
Scented or unscented. I'm a fan on Dr Bronner's Castile Liquid Soap

NO prostate could mean just that...
They are not silk they are lycra mix..
I use cold power, and for lingerie I mainly wash them in the shower with shampoo.... and or body wash.. dry them indoors like all my clothing no fading with the sun and last years..

 

[bepp]

Cum on u 2 this threads mea t to b for peeps saying hello.hi...n all that
dont fink newbies's b interested in Feebz's knickers n washing habits
soo b polite n say Hello to everyone

 

[nattedogge]

yeah take a LOT of cash with ya

Haha! I suspected that might be the case...!
But thanks for the heads-up!
Plus I'm not great at sticking to a financial plan so I half expect to walk in planning on spending 1 hour with 1 lady, then end up spending 2 hours with 3 ladies..!

 

[nattedogge]

Just walk in nattedogge Unlike other houses it has the lounge No parade past Just people at ease chatting maybe even playing a game of pool You will just ease into the place No worries

Dont worry about the lad out front in the bridal gown wearing Kmart lingerie and holding a whip and scratching Like only us fellas can do Thats just our Phoebe

You will be fine nattedogge

Thanks Happy2.. It sounds like the kind of place I would be comfortable in - not a fan of the 'parade', am much happier with the chance to have a relaxed chat first.. Is there a time limit / pressure when you're in the lounge? And are you able to spend time there afterwards to unwind or decide if you want to spend time with another lady?
Hahaha!! And who is this poor Phoebe..?? I'm quite sure that she's not out the front in a bridal grown .... Is she...???

 

[XLNC]

... And who is this poor Phoebe..?? I'm quite sure that she's not out the front in a bridal grown .... Is she...???

Please do let the rest of us know when you find out!

 

[Phoebe]

Please do let the rest of us know when you find out!

And if I wish to wear a wedding dress whom am I hurting ? am I breaking laws? LOL.... Funny how society even in a joke aims it at men when it comes to say a man wearing women's clothing but a woman that wears a boiler suit and goes to work in a factory is all okay........

 

[Happy2]

Thanks Happy2.. It sounds like the kind of place I would be comfortable in - not a fan of the 'parade', am much happier with the chance to have a relaxed chat first.. Is there a time limit / pressure when you're in the lounge? And are you able to spend time there afterwards to unwind or decide if you want to spend time with another lady?
Hahaha!! And who is this poor Phoebe..?? I'm quite sure that she's not out the front in a bridal grown .... Is she...???

It is quite easy going Nattedogge Even have a can of beer of something softer if you wish And yes welcome to stay and see if you can recharge

Hope you enjoy

 

[Phoebe]

It is quite easy going Nattedogge Even have a can of beer of something softer if you wish And yes welcome to stay and see if you can recharge

Hope you enjoy

How silly are men really, Alcohol diminishes the ability to gain and or sustain an erection, and they go to a parlor to pay cash to have fun with a lady, drinking beer there makes her job that much easier if he can not get up and keep it due to those free beers in the lounge........ This is a joke........ Are men that silly really....