Masturbation truths

[XLNC]

 

[Madam Tracey]

Dont worry I believe at my age I'm only firing blanks

Yee hah!​

 

[Madam Tracey]

 

[Happy2]

No no Its just the bullets The barrel is still in great condition

 

[Happy2]

Fudd is one of the most beloved members of the forum And you mock him? Shame on you Cyclone I thought you so much better than this

 

[Missy Myers]

Can I come and watch?
It can be erotic

I love an audience!

 

[XLNC]

No no Its just the bullets The barrel is still in great condition

I must say that is a surprise with all that beer you guzzle. My barrel would be distinctly droopy.

 

[Happy2]

I must say that is a surprise with all that beer you guzzle. My barrel would be distinctly droopy.

Guzzle ? Sip with enthusiasm maybe

 

[Madam Tracey]

No no Its just the bullets The barrel is still in great condition

Now we will never know if you are shooting blanks....
'Cause this is how you keep the little pussies safe....just in case of loaded weapon.

 

[Happy2]

Now we will never know if you are shooting blanks....
'Cause this is how you keep the little pussies safe....just in case of loaded weapon.

I think that's how my bullets became sodden and useless 28 yrs of unprotected sex
The raincoat keeps the powder dry maybe

 

[Lord Spikey]

Grand Mufti....more like grand Muppet. Well I guess they will just have to wait for all those virgins in heaven...
Maybe that is why so many terrorists are so keen to get there.

Problem is that the only virgins left nowadays are the fat, ugly, smelly ones.
They can have them

 

[Lord Spikey]

I love an audience!

Still waiting for details

 

[Mr Gray]

The truth is its so sexy when a woman masturbates but not when a man does

 

[Missy Myers]

I have been with partners and because of the strong emotional connection watching him jerk off can actually get me close to an orgasm.

 

[Mr Gray]

I have been with partners and because of the strong emotional connection watching him jerk off can actually get me close to an orgasm.

Really. That would turn me on know it does that to you

 

[Aaron]

I have been with partners and because of the strong emotional connection watching him jerk off can actually get me close to an orgasm.

Missy, I wonder if all of Canberra know's your little secret yet?
I'm thinking if they want to find out they may have to book you.

 

[Lord Spikey]

Missy, I wonder if all of Canberra know's your little secret yet?
I'm thinking if they want to find out they may have to book you.

Missy. Are you in Canberra?
F*ck

 

[Phoebe]

There is nothing that can be more erotic than two people of the opposite genders sitting about 6-10 meters apart naked masturbating while watching their loved one playing with themselves...

 

[User184]

You don't think a same sex couple could find it erotic Phoebe?

 

[Phoebe]

You don't think a same sex couple could find it erotic Phoebe?

I knew that would be the reply.. LOL....

 

[MrBig]

I knew that would be the reply.. LOL....

I saw that cumming too.

 

[Phoebe]

I saw that cumming the too.

But then again a woman shows off and cums again and again and again smiles winks at her man gets up and says " Hows those multiple orgasm thing happening for you" isn't life grand!

 

[Missy Myers]

Missy. Are you in Canberra?
F*ck

Yes I am

 

[Missy Myers]

Missy, I wonder if all of Canberra know's your little secret yet?
I'm thinking if they want to find out they may have to book you.

Aaron it is not much of a secret lol
They would find out better secrets if they booked me

 

[Missy Myers]

Still waiting for details

Well an audience adds to the excitement of a good play, especially when their reaction is a firm and obvious one.

 

[Wilde Amanda]

Soooo, does this mean I can come and watch both Missy Myers and Wilde Amanda pleasure themselves and maybe each other?

By all means Lord Spikey. We're here waiting for your visit to Langtrees VIP Lounge with bated breath and heightened anticipation. Ooooh I'm getting very juicy just imagining it!! xo A

 

[Phoebe]

By all means Lord Spikey. We're here waiting for your visit to Langtrees VIP Lounge with bated breath and heightened anticipation. Ooooh I'm getting very juicy just imagining it!! xo A

A fool sorry a man and his money are easily parted than a woman and her legs...

 

[Happy2]

As this is a masturbation thread
Maybe if we all ask really really nicely Dallas will tell his story about teaching realtors about manners and personal space

Please Mr D ?

 

[Dallas]

As this is a masturbation thread
Maybe if we all ask really really nicely Dallas will tell his story about teaching realtors about manners and personal space

Please Mr D ?

You mean the time when I was in my early 20's and renting a house and the real estate agent was trying to sell it and he'd just turn up and open the door and bring people through without knocking, so one day i laid on my bed and well... some aspects of this thread were engaged and suddenly my bedroom door opened and a family was standing there looking at me, and the mum yells OMG!! and starts shouting at the Estate Agent and then I'd always get knocks at the door from then onwards Just imagine if I had some buzzy toys to use as well

 

[Happy2]

You mean the time when I was in my early 20's and renting a house and the real estate agent was trying to sell it and he'd just turn up and open the door and bring people through without knocking, so one day i laid on my bed and well... some aspects of this thread were engaged and suddenly my bedroom door opened and a family was standing there looking at me, and the mum yells OMG!! and starts shouting at the Estate Agent and then I'd always get knocks at the door from then onwards Just imagine if I had some buzzy toys to use as well

Thats the one