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Leaving on a jet plane

Happy2

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I should've known, yokel love triumphs over all.

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(Apparently it's the same in Western Australia too.)
Who is that hirsute gentle man Definitely no relation of mine Unless he is wearing a wig
 

HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- You old Mupphets
I am sending you guys a nurse...........................its time for your Meds


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Happy2

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Is that Nurse Gillian Anderson ? And if so is that syringe full of liquid viagra?
 

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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Thanks, h/p. I was just thinking the other day I should probably get my first prostate exam soon. She looks eminently qualified. :nurse:
 

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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Is that Nurse Gillian Anderson ? And if so is that syringe full of liquid viagra?
Of course not! Gillian is a doctor. Dr Dana Scully, Sexy Agent. Smart redhead that she is. :woot:
 

Happy2

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Thanks, h/p. I was just thinking the other day I should probably get my first prostate exam soon. She looks eminently qualified. :nurse:

You must relax when the doc inserts his finger XNLC
I accidentally clenched Doc's finger has never been the same
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HappyPirate

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Ahoy;- Keeeping up-with you Two.......is just hard work
Weeeeeeeee need more nurses and more Meds


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XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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It's times like these that really make you wonder. If the mysterious and cruel fate that befell MH370 and MH17 and their unfortunate passengers and crew never occurred, we would not be here gawking at sexy nurses right now.

It's like when a butterfly flaps its wings in the rainforest and almost a year later I get a woody. Wonder what happens in downtown Reykjavik when I rub one out in the suburbs of Canberra? Such potent power in my hand. No wonder there is so much chaos in the world.

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Happy2

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It's times like these that really make you wonder. If the mysterious and cruel fate that befell MH370 and MH17 and their unfortunate passengers and crew never occurred, we would not be here gawking at sexy nurses right now. It's like when a butterfly flaps its wings in the rainforest and almost a year later I get a woody. Wonder what happens in Iceland when I rub one out? Such potent power in my hand. No wonder there is so much chaos in the world.

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XNLC upon reading this I had a eureka moment
You're really Yoda
 

XLNC

Whatever happened to FREE love?
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Surely this masterpiece of a thread, despite several lost images, should be resurrected before the apocalypse. It's got everything: doomed aeroplanes, annoying passengers, sexy stewardesses, statistics, Godzilla, muppets, magpies, masturbation, incest, necrophilia, hot nurses and Chaos Theory. And all because Happy2 left the country.
 

Happy2

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At least I plan my holidays better than you Your XLNC
I mean you tell me of all this debauchery you will get up to
Yet you land to find the country in the thrall of the Swedish Solution
The churches are praying you go to Thailand
 
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