Farm Boy 2
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How about Cold hard Cash then instead of a ring ?It will take more than a cheep ring to foray down my deep south back paddock sonny .
Arnt you supposed to be doing farm things farmboy
My family have been on this little patch of of OZ for 145 yearsY'know, I'm glad you said what I'm sure we've all been thinking. Our agricultural members always seem to be online -- unless they're holidaying in the fleshpots of Southeast Asia, of course. Those crops and livestock aren't going to grow themselves (you pump 'em up full of antibiotics and manipulate their Levi's individually, right h2 & FB2?), and us pencil-pushers and paper-shufflers need our Big Macs' farm-grown goodness once a day to grow our piles while we sit on our fat arses.
Anyway, here's another Zoe from backpage/cracker that FB2 missed (and yes, I have had the pleasure):
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Y'know, I'm glad you said what I'm sure we've all been thinking. Our agricultural members always seem to be online -- unless they're holidaying in the fleshpots of Southeast Asia, of course. Those crops and livestock aren't going to grow themselves (you pump 'em up full of antibiotics and manipulate their Levi's individually, right h2 & FB2?), and us pencil-pushers and paper-shufflers need our Big Macs' farm-grown goodness once a day to grow our piles while we sit on our fat arses.
PS xlnc I thought your signature said Under study to resident shit stirrer
I think you may be getting your full license soon
You mean like...
...and...
Nope More like a pain in the bum has become a full on case of Haemorroids
Too many Big Macs obviously. More fibre required. Then the stirring will be much easier.
I worked in Sydney a while back and it seemed like every place had it's Cindy, Candy, Paige and Portia. And yes, sorry to say, usually a Zara and a Zoe as well. So yeah, I feel your pain. Groan!haha! Just saying in Melbourne there is a Scarlet or 2 at every establishment!
Personally I love that name ! I wanted to use it before I entered the industry!
Let's just chill guys - FB2 probably has a online facebook farm. Like those games you get annoying requests for. It would explain why he spends so much time online.