Interesting Sayings

[Happy2]

Oi I heard that Phoebe & XLNC!!
Our plan is working indeed Hmmpf

 

[Phoebe]

What plan is that?

If you want to "off" yourself with a little revolver like that its best to place it in your mouth and aim at the roof of it, as there has been cases where folks have used small arms like aimed at the temple and lived.... and by his look he isn't that desperate to end it all...... which is the same state of mind as myself to stick around longer to just to annoy you H2 ...

Keep on truckin.....

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

Don't put off til tomorrow what can be done today.

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

Never judge a book by it's cover.

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

And my favourite is " Never look down upon a man who has fallen. Extend a hand to help them up instead."

 

[Phoebe]

And my favourite is " Never look down upon a man who has fallen. Extend a hand to help them up instead."

Now what you would say to "Said" man that has fallen, would be "While you are down there" another old saying.... Very apt for this line of occupation.... LOL

 

[Happy2]

Never put off until tomorrow , what you can put off indefinitely

 

[homer]

Don't release your personal greenhouse gas, in front of an open flame.

 

[Str8m8]

kinky is using a feather... erotic is using the whole chicken..

 

[XLNC]

kinky is using a feather... erotic is using the whole chicken..

Isn't it the other way around?

 

[homer]

How do you rate sheep then?

 

[Phoebe]

How do you rate sheep then?

When cooked at 180 degrees for a few hours, I rate them Delicious.........Lets hope I got that temp right and the cooking time, H2 may not be happy or Tania may think it was too well done ... who knows people are funny how meat is delivered to them...

 

[johnlou]

never judge a book by it's cover
too many hands make lite work

 

[Phoebe]

Too many cooks spoil the broth!

 

[homer]

Too many chickens cross the road.

 

[johnlou]

better the devil ya know

 

[Phoebe]

Nothing beats a singing budgie...

 

[Happy2]

You cant fatten a thoroughbred

 

[SAO26.2]

It's easy to feel head and shoulders above the rest when you first chop them off at the knees.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

The most crime-free society in world history was Nazi Germany.

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

 

[Dan the Man]

heres one i saw the other day that i liked. Break the headboard not their heart! awwwwww

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

If you've got it, flaunt it !

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

Suck it up princess !

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

If you've got nothing good to say, say nothing at all.

 

[Morgan Sapphire]

It it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

[Phoebe]

Suck it up princess !

I agree there... Literally!

 

[XLNC]

If you've got nothing good to say, say nothing at all.

12 f-ing characters

 

[homer]

Grow a vagina, it can take quite a lot of pounding and it's heavy duty.

 

[Phoebe]

Grow a vagina, it can take quite a lot of pounding and it's heavy duty.

Where do you get the seeds for this vagina you talk about?

 

[homer]

No seeds...if you think it and it will grow on you.

 

[Phoebe]

Oh.... I see people think I am one anyways.... so it should be an easy transformation process surely hey?