Interesting Sayings

[Amanda Secrets]

so many men and so few bullets - oh wait no, sorry my mistake I meant to say,
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

 

[Happy2]

so many men and so few bullets - oh wait no, sorry my mistake I meant to say,
If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

And the girls bikes would have the ball crushing bar Not the boys bike

 

[Phoebe]

No woman has ever killed a man while he was doing dishes...

 

[Amanda Secrets]

No woman has ever killed a man while he was doing dishes...

thats cause they die of shock before they can

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin

 

[Happy2]

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. – George Carlin

So now you believe something thought up by a man?

 

[Phoebe]

thats cause they die of shock before they can

My last relationship I did the dishes every night, mopped the floors, cleaned the bathroom, en-suite, vacuumed the whole house, did the bins, windows, and did all the house work...

 

[Happy2]

My last relationship I did the dishes every night, mopped the floors, cleaned the bathroom, en-suite, vacuumed the whole house, did the bins, windows, and did all the house work...

You Sir are a traitor to you sex!
LOL

 

[Phoebe]

You Sir are a traitor to you sex!
LOL

Why? is there any rules that state what gender does what?

 

[Happy2]

Why? is there any rules that state what gender does what?

It's innate like scratching your backside in public We aren't taught it it comes naturally
Like look at kissing the majority of men all lean their head the same way when leaning in for a kiss It is natural to us

(So endeth the lesson according to Luke Eh Amanda?)

 

[Phoebe]

It's innate like scratching your backside in public We aren't taught it it comes naturally
Like look at kissing the majority of men all lean their head the same way when leaning in for a kiss It is natural to us

(So endeth the lesson according to Luke Eh Amanda?)

Still doesn't address my previous question....

 

[Amanda Secrets]

Yep Luke 101!! Basic stuff for us theologians !!

 

[Amanda Secrets]

And in the luke it is so writ...................................!!! Wise words

 

[wellworn]

What happens if you best mate is a woman ??

In that case ask her to join the 2 of you for a candle lit dinner

 

[Happy2]

In that case ask her to join the 2 of you for a candle lit dinner

But have her floss her teeth first

 

[wellworn]

"Off like a bride's nightie"

 

[wellworn]

"Nissed as a pewt"

 

[Gazella]

G.B. Shaw whilst propositioning a courtesan.
He: "my Dear, would you come to bed with me for 1000 pounds?"
She: "I'm not sure Mr Shaw. Yes, I believe I would."
He: "Well then My Dear, would you come to bed with me for 5 pounds?"
She: "Oh my goodness Mr Shaw, I'm not a prostitute."
He: "My Dear, I'm believe we've already established that fact, it is the price that I'm trying to negotiate."

 

[Phoebe]

Hmmm to true....

 

[Mrs Langtrees]

I invent nothing, I rediscover is one of my favorites.

 

[XLNC]

My teacher said:

Alternatively:

 

[XLNC]

Actually, Benny had quite quirky but self-evident truths galore.

 

[XLNC]

And on the fairer sex, of course...

 

[homer]

Your all a prisoner of your own demise.

 

[Bambi]

"sleeping in a beanie makes you weird"
lol thats what my mum says

 

[Bambi]

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[Happy2]

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Good to see you've turned to the lord , in an attempt to curb that bad gramma fed, red mist that afflicts you T.O.A.D
Sorry I meant Your XLNC

 

[wellworn]

George Burns the comedian when asked what quality he most valued in a woman...."proximity"

 

[XLNC]

Good to see you've turned to the lord , in an attempt to curb that bad gramma fed, red mist that afflicts you T.O.A.D
Sorry I meant Your XLNC

Talking to myself is one of my rare weaknesses.

 

[Happy2]

Talking to myself is one of my rare weaknesses.

Alas there is no emoticon in the sites collection to portray how I felt upon reading your post My Lord
But this came close