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Hairybum

Hairybum

Gold Member
In that post he was replying to Dan_38 who in turn was replying to Albany's post about his great find in Waneroo area. Anyways, toreitup123 can always clarify I'm sure.
 
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greybeard80967

yeah well clarify it then cos so many threads on here go all over the place n if im wrong k if im right k if ya dont like an honest opinion fuck off
 
toreitup123

toreitup123

Gold Member
So by the sounds of it i shouldnt even bother trying shens again tmr unless im happy to wait :( ill walk past and see if i can spot her out either way
 
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Albany

I like all your bits Greybeard.
I also like tearitups confusion.
It's like Chinese Whispers on here. One person says something that is misconstrued by another which is misread by another that is not understood by an Other and b4 you know it "she was an awesome ride" becomes " he had an ass like rawhide!"
 
Dunder Mufflin

Dunder Mufflin

Gold Member
Albany said:
I like all your bits Greybeard.
I also like tearitups confusion.
It's like Chinese Whispers on here. One person says something that is misconstrued by another which is misread by another that is not understood by an Other and b4 you know it "she was an awesome ride" becomes " he had an ass like rawhide!"
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Did you just call me fat? 😂
 
Alfred

Alfred

Diamond Member
Tfox1234 said:
Toreitup if you spot her and go again can you please grab a name next run
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So this has become hilarious and utterly confusing. Is Hairybum the only one of us able to concentrate and read the clues in a dementia-free way?
It seems Toritup scored well at Shens Karrinyup with a mystery masseuse who disappeared without collecting her tip - he's wandering past regularly to see if she reappears. but there are 11 Shens across Perth, so will she be able to get up to Karrinyup again where Timboh says queues are forming and the car park is full. In the meantime Slim had a golfing encounter (hole in one?) with Pupe at Joondalup and Promass complained about Woop being unmarried. And we're all complaining about the toritup tip-off but not offering to chip in for either toreitup's sleuthing or the the mystery masseuse's services (typical TS mob of freeloaders). This thread is simply the best!
 
Slugger1

Slugger1

Legend Member
Alfred said:
So this has become hilarious and utterly confusing. Is Hairybum the only one of us able to concentrate and read the clues in a dementia-free way?
It seems Toritup scored well at Shens Karrinyup with a mystery masseuse who disappeared without collecting her tip - he's wandering past regularly to see if she reappears. but there are 11 Shens across Perth, so will she be able to get up to Karrinyup again where Timboh says queues are forming and the car park is full. In the meantime Slim had a golfing encounter (hole in one?) with Pupe at Joondalup and Promass complained about Woop being unmarried. And we're all complaining about the toritup tip-off but not offering to chip in for either toreitup's sleuthing or the the mystery masseuse's services (typical TS mob of freeloaders). This thread is simply the best!
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Sounds like a good sitcom! We could call it AMP Voyeurs.
 
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Albany

I just love, love, love the legit massage.
GF stood me up so I went for a local legit massage.
Not the boss lady but that ok as she is daks on all the time. I tease her from time to time. So tonight I went commando.
New lady. Very professional. But.... towel was folded over nearer my knees than my ass.
Softish massage, I ask for more firm. More firm given but I sensed the glutes getting a bit more attention .... and more gently... than on previous OCCASSIONS by the boss.
Still in laying on my stomach, back is finished and onto the legs. Towel on. As she massages tho the hands wander ever so slightly. Sensing an opening I bend one leg so she can:
1: get a better look
2: have better access.

Even tho I have not been offered, I say, "Yes please, just gentle with the balls tho"
She asks if I have had that b4. "Of course" I lie and say "yes."
"Are you sure?" Yes I replied. She says who by and I give the bosses name. She looks perplexed. Asks how much I paid. $30 clothed hj I reply.
In she goes. Awesome hj with prostate. She knew her way around alright.
Walking home the GF calls. She can make it now!
Quick shower.
Waiting on the GF now for the icing on the cake.
Ah, the joys of punting with the 'supposedly' legit.
Don't ask. I can't give away my local lol.
 
smarquin

smarquin

Diamond Member
Albany said:
I just love, love, love the legit massage.
GF stood me up so I went for a local legit massage.
Not the boss lady but that ok as she is daks on all the time. I tease her from time to time. So tonight I went commando.
New lady. Very professional. But.... towel was folded over nearer my knees than my ass.
Softish massage, I ask for more firm. More firm given but I sensed the glutes getting a bit more attention .... and more gently... than on previous OCCASSIONS by the boss.
Still in laying on my stomach, back is finished and onto the legs. Towel on. As she massages tho the hands wander ever so slightly. Sensing an opening I bend one leg so she can:
1: get a better look
2: have better access.

Even tho I have not been offered, I say, "Yes please, just gentle with the balls tho"
She asks if I have had that b4. "Of course" I lie and say "yes."
"Are you sure?" Yes I replied. She says who by and I give the bosses name. She looks perplexed. Asks how much I paid. $30 clothed hj I reply.
In she goes. Awesome hj with prostate. She knew her way around alright.
Walking home the GF calls. She can make it now!
Quick shower.
Waiting on the GF now for the icing on the cake.
Ah, the joys of punting with the 'supposedly' legit.
Don't ask. I can't give away my local lol.
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love it !!!
 
B

Blowtorch@69

Albany said:
I just love, love, love the legit massage.
GF stood me up so I went for a local legit massage.
Not the boss lady but that ok as she is daks on all the time. I tease her from time to time. So tonight I went commando.
New lady. Very professional. But.... towel was folded over nearer my knees than my ass.
Softish massage, I ask for more firm. More firm given but I sensed the glutes getting a bit more attention .... and more gently... than on previous OCCASSIONS by the boss.
Still in laying on my stomach, back is finished and onto the legs. Towel on. As she massages tho the hands wander ever so slightly. Sensing an opening I bend one leg so she can:
1: get a better look
2: have better access.

Even tho I have not been offered, I say, "Yes please, just gentle with the balls tho"
She asks if I have had that b4. "Of course" I lie and say "yes."
"Are you sure?" Yes I replied. She says who by and I give the bosses name. She looks perplexed. Asks how much I paid. $30 clothed hj I reply.
In she goes. Awesome hj with prostate. She knew her way around alright.
Walking home the GF calls. She can make it now!
Quick shower.
Waiting on the GF now for the icing on the cake.
Ah, the joys of punting with the 'supposedly' legit.
Don't ask. I can't give away my local lol.
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Alb you did it again. I dub thee Don Juan ;)
 
Wooper

Wooper

Legend Member
Albany said:
I just love, love, love the legit massage.
GF stood me up so I went for a local legit massage.
Not the boss lady but that ok as she is daks on all the time. I tease her from time to time. So tonight I went commando.
New lady. Very professional. But.... towel was folded over nearer my knees than my ass.
Softish massage, I ask for more firm. More firm given but I sensed the glutes getting a bit more attention .... and more gently... than on previous OCCASSIONS by the boss.
Still in laying on my stomach, back is finished and onto the legs. Towel on. As she massages tho the hands wander ever so slightly. Sensing an opening I bend one leg so she can:
1: get a better look
2: have better access.

Even tho I have not been offered, I say, "Yes please, just gentle with the balls tho"
She asks if I have had that b4. "Of course" I lie and say "yes."
"Are you sure?" Yes I replied. She says who by and I give the bosses name. She looks perplexed. Asks how much I paid. $30 clothed hj I reply.
In she goes. Awesome hj with prostate. She knew her way around alright.
Walking home the GF calls. She can make it now!
Quick shower.
Waiting on the GF now for the icing on the cake.
Ah, the joys of punting with the 'supposedly' legit.
Don't ask. I can't give away my local lol.
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Where was this?
 
A

Albany

Someone asked about Gina at Farida Thai massage in Carlslile.
I can state that her massage is lovely and the other stuff was lovely too. Say no more. Nudge nudge, nod's as good as a wink to a blind man.

I had my head bitten off by a poster for going too hard, too fast, too often with legit places.
As a result my posts will be well watered down - as above.

The shrill shriek of the vocal small, very small, minority win once again.
 
B

Blowtorch@69

Albany said:
Someone asked about Gina at Farida Thai massage in Carlslile.
I can state that her massage is lovely and the other stuff was lovely too. Say no more. Nudge nudge, nod's as good as a XXXX to a blind man.

I had my head bitten off by a poster for going too hard, too fast, too often with legit places.
As a result my posts will be well watered down - as above.

The shrill shriek of the vocal small, very small, minority win once again.
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Thanks again Alb, i will continue to persevere :)
 
BBBBBob

BBBBBob

Silver Member
Albany said:
Someone asked about Gina at Farida Thai massage in Carlslile.
I can state that her massage is lovely and the other stuff was lovely too. Say no more. Nudge nudge, nod's as good as a XXXX to a blind man.

I had my head bitten off by a poster for going too hard, too fast, too often with legit places.
As a result my posts will be well watered down - as above.

The shrill shriek of the vocal small, very small, minority win once again.
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Hicaps?
 
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