Jasmine Malika
Gold Member
I had a client come in on my last shifts wanting me to fart in his face, it was my first time doing it I can’t lie it was so much fun heh
Farting during the nasty
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Jasmine Malika
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Would love to do more kinky bookings they always end up being so fun <33
Kink bookings are definitely a lot of fun and keep the night interesting that’s for sure
Jasmine Malika
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Where are my kinky boys in perth at
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Here's my favourite kink, I shag you senseless and you give me all your money! Pwhoah, what a turn on!Where are my kinky boys in perth at
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I feel your pain sister. I'd be in pain too if I had to shag anyone senseless. Eat some dum briyani, great comfort food.
James3006
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Obbie
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So you save gas just in case
johnmatilda
Legend Member
Have some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes 
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You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...
.You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...
That was funny until you said DurianHave some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes
You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.
johnmatilda
Legend Member
Therefore just imagine how repugnant the smell must be when it comes out the other end, mixed in with the baked beans and boiled eggs! Will certainly be one to remember for your client.That was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.
I’m not explaining to paramedics why that client is at deaths door lol
Jasmine Malika
Gold Member
Notednext time eat a curry egg sandwich before it.
Jasmine Malika
Gold Member
That’s a death sentence HAHAHAHave some baked beans, boiled eggs and Durian just before your next booking with him. Let us know how it goes
You'll either kill him or he'll be begging for more...
Jasmine Malika
Gold Member
I’d rather be farted on then be near that fruit HAHAHAThat was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.
johnmatilda
Legend Member
Is...that an invitation?
johnmatilda
Legend Member
Haha...hilarious!
paul22
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Hi how much do you charge to fart in my face?
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Mistress: Slap! Slap! How dare you fart before me!!!
Slave: I'm sorry Mistress (sob! sob!), I didn't know it was your turn!
Slave: I'm sorry Mistress (sob! sob!), I didn't know it was your turn!
Nina Stone
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Wait, what does Durian taste like? Is this the fruit that is banned in some places cos of the smell?! And that is before it is consumed?!That was funny until you said Durian
That is the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever eaten, and I’m a proper country girl. I’ve definitely eaten some controversial things.
Yes durian smells and tastes like so many bad things.Wait, what does Durian taste like? Is this the fruit that is banned in some places cos of the smell?! And that is before it is consumed?!
Sweaty socks
Garbage
Rotten egg
The list goes on
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I love durians. Similar to eating strawberries in a toilet! Yum yum!
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Thorny makes you horny!!
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reza.hashmi
Silver Member
Good on you hahah
Bigmick
Legend Member
Durian is the worst. Tastes as bad as it smells.
I was once having a session with a Thai milf who most of us know in here but I won't mention her name.
I was eating her out and then went to eat her ass which in the past she has really gotten into.
But this time she was really hesitant and pulled away. So I stood up and she proceeded to blo me. Next minute there was this shocking smell hit us both and she looked up at me while continuing to suck.
Now I know why she was hesitant in me giving her a rim job. She was hanging onto a killer fart
I was once having a session with a Thai milf who most of us know in here but I won't mention her name.
I was eating her out and then went to eat her ass which in the past she has really gotten into.
But this time she was really hesitant and pulled away. So I stood up and she proceeded to blo me. Next minute there was this shocking smell hit us both and she looked up at me while continuing to suck.
Now I know why she was hesitant in me giving her a rim job. She was hanging onto a killer fart