ProfD
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So an Artist, Accountant and an Engineer were asked which they prefer: a Wife or Mistress?
The Accountant relied, "I'd like a Wife, so the future is secure, our superannuation can be planed with certainty and life is predictable.
The Artist disagreed [French accent], " Life is much more passionate, stimulating, enjoyable with a Mistress. I create much better when the juices are flowing!"
The engineer thought about it for a minute and then declared that he'd like one of each.
"Not because of what you are thinking, but because if I had a Wife and a Mistress, they'd both think I was at the other's house, and I could get into the lab and get some work done!"