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I was at a bar and this random guy walked up and that was the first thing he said. I've never heard that one before at least........
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When men see my tattoos they always say cheesy Star Wars pick up lines... so funny but it never works
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An incomplete battle scene right now, trying to get it finished
Happy2
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Please tell me Yoda has a cameo on your art work Taslyn
Luxi Summer
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pretty random hey lol
Farm Boy 2
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Do you want to F*** ?
NO
Ok can you lay down and let me have one then?
NO
Ok can you lay down and let me have one then?
Faith Moana
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Classics no calls today?
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If
you can't pick up in a brothel then you might need to reassess your life hahaha
You know your in trouble when you walk into Langtrees and your best material does not work
you can't pick up in a brothel then you might need to reassess your life hahaha
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So Ladies If a line no matter how gross silly or just plain icky. makes you laugh It has broken the ice, so is the line actually working?
I mean I have never been a user of lines
I was actually picked up by my wife to be Not a line . She actually picked me up physically picked me up
It depends if it's said with confidence, but if it's a really bad pick up line then I don't really care to continue talking to them..
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I was out clubbing a couple of years ago and went for a smoke, some guy shouted, "nice legs, what time do they open?"
My ex used the line, "is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them."
But MY favourite as of late is, "do you want to play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!!" Haha terrible but I always giggle at it...
My ex used the line, "is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them."
But MY favourite as of late is, "do you want to play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!!" Haha terrible but I always giggle at it...
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Not going to lie when a cute guy complemented my dress once I said 'Thanks, do you know what it's made of? Wife material'. Not even ashamed. He laughed so hard and agreed with me haha