Faith Moana
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love it dats da besets
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Bluegrass9
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Are you a model?
Alvern Purple movie I think, "I want to see your tits."
Alvern Purple movie I think, "I want to see your tits."
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The most outrageous one that was told to me and then shown to me was:
You're a pig but you'll do....
It worked.....but no I never had the heart to say that to a lady.
You're a pig but you'll do....
It worked.....but no I never had the heart to say that to a lady.
Happy2
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Strange that Yoda
It might work on 1 in a 100 girls. Yet
It might work on 99 in a hundred blokes if roles are reversed
Barbosa
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- got me a bad case of scurvy, and your grapefruits are the only cure!
- Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
- Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
- Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
- Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
- Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
- Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
- I'll let you in on a big secret... that's no peg leg!
- I sure would like to pillage yer booty.
- It would make me Jolly if we could Roger.
- Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?
- Well call me a landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.
- Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled!
- I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.
- Yer guilty of being a hot wench. I sentence you to walking my plank!
Luxi Summer
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hahah it kinda made me look at it for a while to weather it was nice or rude text but at the end i just laugh my ass off
Happy2
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So Ladies If a line no matter how gross silly or just plain icky. makes you laugh It has broken the ice, so is the line actually working?
I mean I have never been a user of lines
I was actually picked up by my wife to be Not a line . She actually picked me up physically picked me up
I mean I have never been a user of lines
I was actually picked up by my wife to be Not a line . She actually picked me up physically picked me up
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I used to not believe this until it was shown to me over and over again.
If a guy has got it, he can say whatever he wants and it will work. But if a guy ain't got it...nothing he says will work.
Bluegrass9
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I know certain men who say "Do you want a FU** and they use to have a few who would agree:
I have asked ladies out and they have replied " FU** me", and I have said, "yes please". Alas that as not what they were trying to say.
I have asked ladies out and they have replied " FU** me", and I have said, "yes please". Alas that as not what they were trying to say.
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Lord Spikey
Who else read this with a Pirate accent?
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Lord Spikey
Him "I'm sure you are having sex tonight"
Her "How do you know"?
Him "Because I'm stronger than you"
Her "How do you know"?
Him "Because I'm stronger than you"
Lisa Harmony
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Lord Spikey
"snigger"
