Best, worse..... chat up line

[laceyjoy]

My little brothers is ....... if you was a boogie, id pick you. He is fortunately very handsome but yep crap with words.

 

[GraceCee]

A guy said to be in a bar a few weeks ago, "Can I see where you piss from"....

 

[DDxoxo]

A guy said to be in a bar a few weeks ago, "Can I see where you piss from"....

That is soooo gross!

 

[DDxoxo]

Worse

 

[DDxoxo]

I like

 

[DDxoxo]

Men's favourite line for LANA

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Wanna go somewhere Quiet................

 

[DDxoxo]

Wanna go somewhere Quiet................

Is that the line they use on you.......

 

[DDxoxo]

OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Yes Once before and i said Yes, DD.......................

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[DDxoxo]

Yes Once before and i said Yes, DD.......................

YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE!

 

[DDxoxo]

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[DDxoxo]

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[DDxoxo]

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[Madam Jacqui]

Yes but i Love you DD...........................

 

[DDxoxo]

Jacqueline.......
Is this your new pick up line since you stopped smoking?

 

[Madam Jacqui]

Thanks DD, Love it.........................

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[DDxoxo]

 

[BelleRose]

Hahaha i have used " can i see your bedroom" before... it works

 

[Happy2]

You know your in trouble when you walk into Langtrees and your best material does not work

 

[Faith Moana]

do yu want 2 beat yu up in da room or massage? it works.

 

[Faith Moana]

Jacqueline.......
Is this your new pick up line since you stopped smoking?

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don't 4get da dam!!!!!

 

[Luxi Summer]

If you where a fart in my ass I would not let you go, coz your the shit lol

Yes I have actually had a guy text me this hahah it made me laugh anyway

 

[GraceCee]

That is soooo gross!

I know!! It took me a while to register what he was saying. What a dick...........

 

[GraceCee]

Worse

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Ha i love the second one...

 

[Miss Chloe]

I like
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Haha I love this!! I use it a lot lol