Farm Boy 2
Legend Member
I can comfortably say I have taken one for the team here.
I was in the area a couple of weeks ago and just wanted something simple and easy.
Looked on The West Classifieds and found a mature Thai lady offering massage and relief $50 for 35mins.
I would post the ad but can’t find it so the address is Carrington st Hamilton Hill.
I text her and said “I will save you the effort of the massage” as I was not in the mood to be drowned in crappy oil from which would probably be a crappy massage and “how about just a nice slow hand job for the $50?”
She said yes so I head over.
Well three things are immediately noticed when the door is opened.
First is the stench. I don’t know how to describe it but it was horrific.
The second is she is a horder. Shit from floor to ceiling in every room. I don’t think I actually walked on the floor. Probably explains the smell.
Third is her tooth. There is a tooth just floating in the breeze. She said she has a dentist appointment that day.
But I carry on thinking oh it’s just a hj what’s the harm.
Told to undress and hop on what was sort of a bed. It was a massive pile of mattresses and pillows and blankets piled up. Actually quite soft. She gets naked, straddles my leg and puts her oiled up hands to work while dry humping my leg. i keep trying to slow her down and she has both hands going at it like her life depends on it. I put my fingers down there to replace my leg and she does not stop me. Unfortunately this added to the current stench in the house
After that was over I always like to engage in conversation with the ladies. Being Thai an easy conversation starter is the current Covid situation over there. Well that set her off and she chirped non stop and was still going while I was walking out the door.
Just when I thought that horrific experience had ended the next morning my phone starts going crazy. She is sending me all these you tube links of the Thai people suffering from Covid. It’s now been two weeks and I still get them daily. Haven’t blocked her number yet as it doesn’t bother me.
I also received 200-300 photos within an hour. All of her life, her family, her house and garden. Photos of Fremantle, cartons of eggs and other food items. And of course many naked photos. I assume this person is not very stable and may have some mental health issues.
One to avoid if you don’t want problems
She likes you Mick
. Na probably not. Mind you I’ll bet someone will see this as a challenge and give her a try…
maybe that's her daughter age.
