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ADDRESSES & PHONE NUMBERS TO AVOID FOR ALL PERTH

Farm Boy 2

Legend Member
I can comfortably say I have taken one for the team here.

I was in the area a couple of weeks ago and just wanted something simple and easy.
Looked on The West Classifieds and found a mature Thai lady offering massage and relief $50 for 35mins.
I would post the ad but can’t find it so the address is Carrington st Hamilton Hill.
I text her and said “I will save you the effort of the massage” as I was not in the mood to be drowned in crappy oil from which would probably be a crappy massage and “how about just a nice slow hand job for the $50?”
She said yes so I head over.
Well three things are immediately noticed when the door is opened.
First is the stench. I don’t know how to describe it but it was horrific.
The second is she is a horder. Shit from floor to ceiling in every room. I don’t think I actually walked on the floor. Probably explains the smell.
Third is her tooth. There is a tooth just floating in the breeze. She said she has a dentist appointment that day.

But I carry on thinking oh it’s just a hj what’s the harm.

Told to undress and hop on what was sort of a bed. It was a massive pile of mattresses and pillows and blankets piled up. Actually quite soft. She gets naked, straddles my leg and puts her oiled up hands to work while dry humping my leg. i keep trying to slow her down and she has both hands going at it like her life depends on it. I put my fingers down there to replace my leg and she does not stop me. Unfortunately this added to the current stench in the house 😓

After that was over I always like to engage in conversation with the ladies. Being Thai an easy conversation starter is the current Covid situation over there. Well that set her off and she chirped non stop and was still going while I was walking out the door.

Just when I thought that horrific experience had ended the next morning my phone starts going crazy. She is sending me all these you tube links of the Thai people suffering from Covid. It’s now been two weeks and I still get them daily. Haven’t blocked her number yet as it doesn’t bother me.
I also received 200-300 photos within an hour. All of her life, her family, her house and garden. Photos of Fremantle, cartons of eggs and other food items. And of course many naked photos. I assume this person is not very stable and may have some mental health issues.

One to avoid if you don’t want problems


She likes you Mick
 

CDSC

Gold Member
As punters, be more wary of the websites you use to find your escorts.
Make sure photos are verified and enquire as per girls ad requests. Also if they have work socials It's a good indicator that they're real.

Its not okay there's girls ruining it for the rest of us by scamming ( fake photos and taking money), but it is a more normal protocol that there will be a deposit request. It's to lock in the time you've booked for and also confirms a genuine booking/ ( some girls also have a last minute cancellation fee) - I know I've had my time wasted and atleast the deposits covered my travel costs for no shows etc.

Not every worker is trying to scam you. It just really sucks that those few who do are ruining the clientele for genuine workers.
 

CDSC

Gold Member
I got scammed twice last week... lol I am now safely back up North... I know I was just unlucky, but it does all the good WL' s a bad rap too. Lol I will be back though so many of you and so pretty.. who can resist.
 

Bigmick

Legend Member

Guys the ad is back up.
She has reached a new level of nut job. After two weeks of sending me pointless you tube videos and photos I blocked her number. She has now messaged me on three different mobile numbers and the same crap photos come through daily.
There is no conversation no matter what you ask her just photos of nothing.
If you ever text a mature Thai lady and get the following response. Run.
You have been warned 😭

"I replying for Hamilton Hill Cockburn, Thai lady massage for a man for 50 dollars for 35 minutes, I work on Thursday Friday and Saturday and Sunday, 392A Carrington St Hamilton Hill"
 

DHFH

Member Moderator
Staff member
Talking Turkey Moderator

Guys the ad is back up.
She has reached a new level of nut job. After two weeks of sending me pointless you tube videos and photos I blocked her number. She has now messaged me on three different mobile numbers and the same crap photos come through daily.
There is no conversation no matter what you ask her just photos of nothing.
If you ever text a mature Thai lady and get the following response. Run.
You have been warned 😭

"I replying for Hamilton Hill Cockburn, Thai lady massage for a man for 50 dollars for 35 minutes, I work on Thursday Friday and Saturday and Sunday, 392A Carrington St Hamilton Hill"
A few posts ago you mentioned having a Thai Milf all to yourself and not for sharing… your not applying reverse logic here are you? That this is in fact is the milf in question and you are making sure there’s no outside interest😂. Na probably not. Mind you I’ll bet someone will see this as a challenge and give her a try…
 

Bigmick

Legend Member
A few posts ago you mentioned having a Thai Milf all to yourself and not for sharing… your not applying reverse logic here are you? That this is in fact is the milf in question and you are making sure there’s no outside interest😂. Na probably not. Mind you I’ll bet someone will see this as a challenge and give her a try…
Haha nah mate.
You are welcome to her. Yes it would be good for someone else to have a go to confirm her mental condition 😆
Just text her guys. Use your punting phone only though ok haha

And nope on that other thread that that milf is all mine.
 

DHFH

Member Moderator
Staff member
Talking Turkey Moderator
Haha nah mate.
You are welcome to her. Yes it would be good for someone else to have a go to confirm her mental condition 😆
Just text her guys. Use your punting phone only though ok haha

And nope on that other thread that that milf is all mine.
Nope … rest assured I trust your assessment and it won’t be me going there…
 
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greybeard80967

i think you will find that she used to call herself iris over morley way a few years ago i turned up at door got gist of the deal an mental state n ran like fuck by sounds best gut feeling i ever got an trusted
 

Impish

Bronze Member
STAY AWAY SAVE YOUR $$$: (UPDATED)

Wharf St , Queens Park -
old house on roundabout opposite local shops
Gallipoli St , Lathlain - think it is 25 if someone can confirm
21 Bernice Way , Thornlie
19 Thornlie Ave , Thornlie
283 Spencer Rd , Thornlie
55 Wright St, Kewdale
Hillsborough Drive , Nollamara -
advertised 20yr old thai , is 40yr old chinese , terrible service.

Anymore to add ??? Time to put these types that want to rip our $$$ off us and think we are gullible fools on notice!!!!
Gallipoli St , Lathlain - think it is 25 - many years ago I lived at that address for while...
 

SocksWA

Silver Member
A few locanto ads popping up with clearly fake pics for Monash Ave Nedlands. Wonder if it's the Nicholson Road Shenton Park bait and switch outfit.
 

sircurious

Legend Member
A few locanto ads popping up with clearly fake pics for Monash Ave Nedlands. Wonder if it's the Nicholson Road Shenton Park bait and switch outfit.
I would say Monash Avenue is also a fake address considering one side of Monash Avenue is Hollywood Private Hospital and some of the other side of the street is an aged cared complex. So I wouldn't be surprised if the real address is Nicholson Road.
 

Longshot

Gold Member
I would say Monash Avenue is also a fake address considering one side of Monash Avenue is Hollywood Private Hospital and some of the other side of the street is an aged cared complex. So I wouldn't be surprised if the real address is Nicholson Road.
I think you’re on the money Socks but the Monash Avenue address is the real deal!
 
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